Mizamour, Jonochi, and Legolas

Disclaimer: Hey! I've already done like 3, RING! Oh my cell! Hello, Jim? Oh, yes, no, um-NO YOU INDIOT! Sorry, the things he thinks of. I DO NOT WANT TO GO TO A BARNEY SHOW DOWN! Sheesh, sorry outburst. If anyone else would like to be in this fic, just give me a holler.

"Oh, my dear!" Elaine said to Mizamour, "Who sent you in here?" Mizamour took a few deep breaths and continued, "Two years ago in the mountains of Tibet I met a strange figure. He was rather bent, and very old. Well, he said he could send me to a place where my dreams would come true, and he sent me in a cartoon." Mizamour sighed. Till she looked up and said, "Where's Enjolras?"

"Syen!" Enjolras screamed, "YOU sent me and MY true LOVE to and INSANE land! WITH BARBARINS! CAN"T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT!" Syen put on a giddy smile, "Well nine out of ten is worth two fifths of a tree, tree, tree, tree, how does it feel to have feelings? Lalala! All the way home, Toodles!" She skipped away. Enjolras was so frustrated he was about to tear his hair out, ha-ha that rhymed! I'm a poet, and you didn't know it. Aye? Mizamour came running and met Syen, "Syen?" they asked, "Where's Enjy?" Syen smiled and said,

"Over yonder." They went running. Enjolras was throwing rocks aimlessly over a hill, "Can you believe it!" he yelled as the girls came up, "No I can't." Elaine said.

"Well I can." Mizamour answered with a smile, "It's not soooo bad here, I mean it's tolerable." At this moment a stampede of strange bugs plowed them over.

"That's it! Syen! Come over here!" Syen did come skipping over the hill happily, "Get over here! RIGHT NOW!" Elaine and Mizamour stood up and stared at Syen.

"Look who I found!" Syen said, as they looked up they saw a very muscular man, "Everyone I would like you to meet Dave!"

Erik's mouth pretty much hit the ground, James led Erik though the jungle explaining the rules, "The Indians will count to 12, and at 12 they'll look for you, so run for your life, good luck Mr…Excuse me sir, I never got your last name." Erik blinked; do I have a last name? "Um-I am known as Erik um-Trapdoor lover. Yeah that's it!"

"Um-okay, Mr. Trapdoorlover…"

"It's one word."

"Ug- Mr. Trapdoor lover, I wish you well." Erik smiled sheepishly,

"Thanks a lot."

"Oh, you're welcome." James smiled, waved his hooked hand and disappeared.

A/N Sorry to all you Captain Hook fans out there, he's gone for good, Sorry. But make way for a much cooler replacement in the next chapter!

Erik ran like mad, Indians closing in around him. To comfort himself he began to sing his debut over and over again, "insolent boy, that slave of fashion basking in your glory!" again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again! He ran past mermaid lagoon, he ran past Cannibal cove, and he ran like mad next to dead man's tree. Four Indians circled about him with tomahawks, singing the ancient song, "Kill the freak! Kill the freak!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Erik yelled.

"AWWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" came a call, everyone looked up swinging through the trees was a girl.
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Erik screamed, "I'll save you!" she called, swooping down she picked him up and swung away. "You know," Erik said, "For a minute there I thought I was a goner." The girl smiled, "Well I read all about you on fan fiction, so I decided to come and rescue you!"

"Aw, that's nice." Erik said, "Where are you taking me?"

"Well…." the girl said, and smiled, "Hehe, silly me, hadn't thought of that." Erik sighed,

"My life gets worse and…"
"AWWW" the girl screamed, "THE VINE IS BREAKING!" then, the vine snapped….

"Who names there kid laws?" Jim asked.

"L-A-H-Z, Lahz, not laws! Sheesh! And it's a penname dunderhead!" the girl in black muttered something, and kept going. "We're looking for Legolas right?" Jim asked.

"Duh." Lahz answered. "And we should find him HERE!" she said.

"Um-"said Jim,

"Aw," Fezzick said,

"It's…" Blue said,

"A brick wall." Lahz said calmly, "But it's behind the brick wall, here put these on." She said handing them cloaks.

"What are these?" Jim asked,

"Freeze." Fezzick whispered,

"I stole them form Hogwarts, they'll turn you invisible." With that she poked the wall with a stick, and it opened. "Cool." Whispered an invisible Jim. The sign said, 'Convention for people with angel hair'. "Look." Lahz whispered, "There he is!" and sure enough, sitting at a table, right in front of a very evil looking plankton sat Legolas.