Merlin, Dave, and The Admiral Ducky

Disclaimer: I do not own….What the heck I've already said this like counts on fingers to many times, and I don't own anything, except ONE DAY I WILL OWN A LITTLE RED HEN!

"AWWWWWWWW" Erik screamed as him and his rescuer hit the ground. "AWWWWWW!' Erik screamed once more, "I think I broke my arm!" The girl gasped, "Oh dear, that's awful!" Erik whined a bit as the girl attempted to out the wound in a splint, "Oh, Erik, I don't think I can do it! And they make it look so easy on T.V. Sheesh!" Erik squirmed.

"What will happen when they find me?" The girl didn't answer, "You know, I don't know your name?" the girl this time smiled,

"Jonochi, I'm from earth."
"cool so am I!" Jonochi nodded,

"I think I knew that." she pause, "Do you have anything in your pockets?" Erik felt about, "Tons of junk why?"

"Well maybe you'll have something important that can get us out of here."

"OOOO, good thinking!" Erik emptied his pockets.

"Hmmmmmmm…" Jonochi said as she sorted threw the useless trash. "A bubble gum rapper, a card that says 'I am your angel of Music', an opera by Mozart…What's this?" she said picking up a small box.

"Ummm,"

"Don't open it Jonochi!" startled, Jonochi and Erik looked up to see a very old man, and a girl. "Why?"

"It's opium!" Erik gasped,

"How did you know that?" Erik said taking the box protectively.

"I read the book."

"Oh." Erik said, "What a minute they never say that in the book!" the old man sighed.

"If you must know, I am Merlin, and I know everything, such as the true color of Orlando Bloom's eyes, and what happened to Shane." The girl who had come with him looked up,

"What did happen to Shane Meri?"

"Well," Merlin began, "He rode majestically up the hill, and decided it would be dramatic if he rode down the other side. But as he did, his horse tripped, broke his leg and died. Being far too embarrassed to go back to the little town and ask for help he was reduced to wondering. As he was wondering across the desert without anything to eat he ran into a hermit named Remmy, now Remmy was a little on the insane side. One night, while Shane slept, Remmy was having a five way conversation with himself, and he unanimously decided that they should put Shane out of his misery. As Shane slept, dreaming of beautiful women, who could cook good flannel cakes, Remmy came out and STABBED HIM MERCISLLY IN THE BACK!" Merlin being out of breath from the story wiped his brow with his over-sized beard. "There now you know Maidenhair, oh I forgot to introduce, Jonochi, Erik, This is Maidenhair, my assistant."

"Hello…everyone." The very muscular Dave said timidly.

"Dave," Syen went on, "Had been hunting a strange Chuckles the Silly piggy, all be himself, isn't that brave!" Enjolras looked at them…Brave?

"Oh," Elaine said looking at Dave in amazement, "Oh," she said again, "I have never sen anyone so strong!" Enjolras looked at Elaine; he looked hurt, and flexed his muscled, okay, so maybe he was stronger than him, but so. Dave was not as brave as him. "Who is this Chuckle?" Elaine said moving closer to Dave, Mizamour stifled a laugh.

"Um-an evil villain…" Dave bit his finger nails. Elaine put her hand on Dave's arm,

"You are also so brave! Oh!" Enjolras felt even more hurt, okay so maybe Dave was fighting a villain, but he was fighting a Monarchy, wasn't that more brave?

"And all by yourself! You are the bravest man I know, or have ever known!" Enjolras felt numb, okay, so maybe he had the help of like a lot of people for this Barricade but…but…

Elaine linked arms with Dave, Dave shivered. Then simultaneously they said, "Date!" and strolled off together. "Aw, aren't they the perfect couple!" Syen said approvingly Mizamour put her hand on Enjolras's shoulder. "You okay?"

"Syen, clicked that thing you have anywhere you want."

"Sure." Syen pulled out the T.V. but as she clicked there was a red light, and a voice said. "You have a sad member of your party, according to the rules you have to bring in one member of their book to cheer them up." A raze of light came and suddenly there appear Jean Valjean…

"Now I am here!" cried the red eyed Plankton, "I shall introduce myself, 'Hi I am Plankton, I come from the sea, my best friend is no one, and my Arch enemy is Mr. Crabs' now you all do it, starting with you…" he pointed to Legolas.

"Oh, Hi I'm Legolas, I come from Mirkwood, my best friend is my reflection, and my arch enemy is Gimli."

"Next,"

"Hi, I'm Raoul, I come from Paris, my best friend is Christine, and my arch enemy in The Phantom of the Opera."

"Next,"

"Hi, I'm Wesley, I come from Floran, my best friend is Buttercup, and my arch-enemy is Prince Humperdink."

"Next,"

"Hi, I'm Cosmo! I'm a fairy! My best friend is Wanda and I'm friends with everyone!"

"Um-okay, next,"

"Hi, Dandelion, I live at Watership Down, um-my best friend is Hazel, and my arch enemy is General Woundwort."

"He's a rabbit!" Raoul yelled.

"I'm a Plankton, we shall not decimate against him." Raoul stared menaclingly at the rabbit. "Fine."

"Please, next."

"Hi all, I'm Zaphod Beeblebox, president of the galaxy, my best friend is Ford, he's my cousin, shares four of the same mothers I do, and my arch-enemy is Marvin, because he a we bit annoying." Now there was only one more,

"Hi, I'm Admiral Ducky! I come from earth, I'm a nit for Leggy, and I hate spinach!"

A/N Sorry Admiral Ducky! I don't know who your arch enemy is!

All this time Lahz, Jim, Fezzick, and Blue were rapped in the magic cloaks. "This is all very strange." Lahz said….

To be continued….

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