And dont ask me were I got her name from...
Today's victims : Rena, Davi and Mariyah
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Rena, Davi and Mariyah sat staring at a mirror in front of them, which they were sure that people were watching at them through. Their eyes were averted to the door when a carrot entered the room. Rena and Mariyah stared at it and Davi cocked her head to one side. The carrot turned around and stared.
"Hiya kids! I'm Rikalonoagratisha Klonoa! I rhymed! 10 points!"
"..." The three teens stared in shock.
"Call me Rika. Anyways, why dont we talk about everything. Tell each other why your here and everything."
Rika looked at her papers and then at Mariyah.
"So, what brings you here?"
"Well...umm...I was on my MSN account, ya know, Instant Messanger, and some little fucker came on with the name 'I am the lord and Master'. Well, I got talking to her, she was a she, and the little bitch started ranting that Rei hated me and never wanted to look upon my pinkness again!"
Mariyah became a little hysterical and threw her chair across the room. Rena and Davi hid under a table.
"WELL, THEN THE LITTLE BITCH STARTED SAYING HOW SHE WAS GOING OUT WITH REI AND HOW THE SEX WAS AMAZING AND THAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS MISSING AND I LOST IT AND THREW MY COMPUTER AT GARY AND LEIGH TRIED TO CALM ME DOWN SO I KICKED HIM IN AN UNPROTECTED AREA AND PICKED UP KEVIN AND CHUCKED HIM DOWN THE STAIRS AND LAUNCHED MY BEYBLADE AT THE ELDER AND..."
Rena gave Mariyah a curious look. How many girls did Rei have?
"Try breathing." Rika informed Mariyah, " and have a break. here. Its a stress ball. You play with that while I ask the others why there here, okay?"
"Yes..." Mariyah stared into space and started squeezing the stress ball, letting some stress out. She looked totally out of it.
" So, Davi. Which one are you?"
"Uhhh...me." Davi climbed out from under the table and taking a seat.
"Well, whats your story? "
"I was sitting, minding my own buisiness when I decided to check the mail. I had one, which was bright pink, and opened it. Well, I was thinking that it was a bit late for Valentines Day, so I ignored it, but Everytime I ignored it, I got another one. Eventually I got really pissed of and confronted Kai and Rei, who, apart from Tyson, are the only two stupid enough to send Valentine cards in the middle of freakin summer. They said it wasn't them and I went fucking crazy, cuz Raine and Tamara were out, the only other two who like to pull pranks and I was throwing tables and everything at them. Eventually, they ran off, to put my name up for this class. I'm gonna kill them when I get back."
"No your not. I know that that little punk Kai is irritating, he's been here so many times, and I havent had the pleasure of meeting Rei, but you cant kill them! Dont let your anger get the better of you. Here, have a stress ball." Rika handed Davi a ball, which had a little smile on it and she calmed down a little.
Rika turned to Rena, who had also come out from her table.
"Raine, you look different...I thought you had blue hair?"
"Raine? I'm Rena...What the fuck? That bitch told ME I had to come!"
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Meanwhile, at the dojo...
Tyson walked out to the garden and saw Raine. "Hey, dont you have anger management, what the fuck are you doing here!"
Raine grinned. " Just chillin' man...and it's great!"
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"Okay, thats it! She is so dead. I told her I wouldn't tell, but Mariyah, it was Raine who was taunting you on MSN, and she isn't going out with Rei. It was Kai and Rei telling her what to type, while laughing like maniacs." Rena shouted, extremely pissed off that she was wasting her time here when it should have been Raine.
"And Davi, Raine wasn't around because it was her that was sending you all those prank cards, not Kai and Rei. Although it was me who wrote them...Sorry bout that."
" It doesn't matter. I'm gonna plot now, who wants to help?"
Mariyah put up her hand, and shook off the hold that the stress ball seems to possess. "Count me in!"
Rika looked around stunned. The anger had diminished and revenge had set in. She was soooo not gonna be dealing with vengeful teens. She hadn't even had her coffee for fucks sake.
"Oh well, you seem to have recovered. I'll let you off...for today."
The three ran to the door at full speed, racing to the dojo. Rika walked out and locked the door, hoping that those three wackos werent gonna be back. Shaking her head, she walked off to have her coffee.
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Okay, not as funny as they used to be, I'm still half asleep. I'll make the next one funnier. Just review and tell me who I should put in next. It's the reviewers choice!