So send my resignations to the gride and the broom
Tuesday20th May 5:30
Oh my friggin God I'm getting married tomorrow! I can't help but giggle as I look at my dress hanging up. I'm getting married in the morning, ding dong the bells are gonna chime. I bogie around the room, smiling. If anyone came in now they'd think me mad. The thing is, I DON'T CARE! I'm getting married to the man of my dreams!
My Broom, Draco Malfoy, who will stand at the end of my long walk down the church. Where he will smile up at me and want nothing more than to shag me senseless and who am I to complain? The sex is great!
My best friends are watching me bounce around from behind me, I don't care.
"Hello my bestest best best friendys!" They really must think me mad; even I'm starting to believe it. I giggle as my two friends look at each other and then look at me as though I'm insane. I still don't even care! HeeHee. Then again it's been a while since they've seen me THIS happy.
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Wednesday 21st May 11:01
Argh! Okay the nerves kicked in… I'm walking down the church through many people; I wanted a small wedding, traditional of course! Me in a white dress and everything, but Draco will insist! I can hear the nervous giggle escape my lips I really have GOT to stop giggling so much… Okay I'm here, what do I do! I've been to the rehearsal but I was too excited to concentrate! Damn!
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Wednesday 21st May 12:35
I just did as I was told, I managed not to cry therefore smudge my makeup and ruin the pictures outside of the church, though I found out the I had bloody toilet paper stuck on my heels the whole time! Grr… not fair, the few children who came kept snickering and that got the adults into silent laughter, all laughing at me… it was a perfect wedding except that though, all went okay and I'm with my darling Draco! HeeHee.
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Wednesday 21st May 15:27
Oh Merlin no, they're doing the hokie pokie… ALL WRONG! It's a classic how dare they ruin it! Damn kids think they know everything. I'm going to go and show them how it's REALLY done.
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Wednesday 21st May 15:29
I think I made them cry… opps
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Wednesday 21st May 21:42
"Mmm you're my Goddess. Yes yes YES!" HeeHee always so easy to pleasure a man. Just suck on him nice hard yummy …. Mmm okay he's here why daydream? Ok must concentrate oh… yum his mouth on my nipples…. And his hand venturing way down….
"Oh that feels so good Draco never stop!" Draco's smirk in place as I half close my eyes in pleasure.
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Then Harry Potter woke up.
"Oh poop. That was getting good."
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A/n… Um… Yeah… I'll let myself out… -walks out of the imaginary door blushing at stupidity- I didn't want to go heavy into it, as if I do… I REALLY do… so I stopped the sexiness :P and yes Harry wore heels and a wedding dress in his dream :D It's what me and my ex were going to do I was going to wear the tux he was gonna wear the dress, sounded good to me! HeeHee anyway why don't you review this pile of dung? I know Harry is waaaay OOC but wouldn't you be excited and nervous and idiotic on the nights before and after your wedding? I know I would be! Oh and the title is technically a line from a MCR song but I used gride and broom instead of bride and groom, it's cause I accidentally started singing it that way and I though I may as well do and OOC Harry getting married :P … God I'm dumb! Please don't hurt me!