Responding to Reviewers:
Wyvern's Darkness: I can be as cruel to the Energizer Bunny as I want to. And thanks for the compliment.
Lloyd (Irving) Aurion: For some reason, they don't let you post URLs in a review...most of the time anyway. Something already did happen to Presea, she was forced to listen to 50.000 Numerals of PI, that's enough punishment for a life-time. Do they have to tell everyone? They're already going on the ex-sphere journey together. But, I should include it in the next chapter (4).
Macross-Green: Sad...? Well, once you see the ending (which is kinda stupid) you'll see it isn't sad. Presea should have know better, it's going to come back to haunt her...
Zelda's Fox 38: Yes, it is irrational. And do you know what's scarier? I know a 15 year old who's memorized over 700 numerals of it.
acoustic3: Romance isn't my specialty,but I'll try to add more-but not in this chapter.
littlelives: I gave him a pass, remember? I just thought it'd be funny to recite PI, unfortunatly, 2 characters are eaten in this chapter.
warprince2000: Hmm, two characters are eaten, one comes back to life, another is trapped in a basement, and one is knocked out.
Invader Skye: Do you reallythink I'd make up PI!
ObviousMan: CALL GENIS OFF! AHHH!
GM: Hey everybody! I'm sorry for the delay, but it couldn't be helped.
Bane: Yes it could have, you're just saying that. You spent the last weeks dominating Final Fantasy VI and-
GM: How did you know about that? Besides, Final Fantasy VI isn't a game, it's a religion.
Bane: I'm your fan-character, remember? Older brother of Rune, I'm the crazy dark elf chemist?
Rune: How could you make me an unsociable half-dark elf? WHY?
Metron: Hahahaha! I'm a Necromancer who either becomes a Lich or a Vampire!
Anti: Oh shut up! I'm dominating Conscious at LOTR: BFME!
GM: Well, yes. I suppose…
Bane: I'll do the disclaimer; Green Magicite does not own Tales of Sympthonia or Namco. Nor does he own the Czar Dragon. That was a spoiler, wasn't it?
GM: I feel like writing a crossover…
Bane: NOOO! Remember what happened last time!
GM: I've never written one before.
Bane: Exactly!
GM: ………….Well, this chapter contains Yuan Bashing, Zelos Bashing, some more bashing, an enemy from a game I was recently playing, and foreshadowing. coughhackwheezecolettecoughwheezehackchoke
Conscious: You forgot to mention that the Kratos-Raine is one sided.
Regal and Yuan had left for the kitchens, it is that Regal wished to steal all the cookbooks and perfect the Omega Rice Ball. Why? Because I turned him into a psychopathic cook, but that is enough of that. The door leading to the kitchen was guarded by a ferocious, evil, terrifying, demonic, ancient, psycho-maniac, necromancer-made wooden door!
"That's ALL you have, guarding the kitchen?" Regal asked amazed, Yuan was normally a careful half-elf, not stupid like this. "It's the most important room EVER CREATED and you don't even protect it!"
"Well what do you have on your kitchen?" Yuan asked, getting out the keys. Regal thought back, all the way back about 18 years ago…Make sure you keep the guards there at all times, it must not be opened for anyone other than myself. Are the high Voltage locks on? I want an anti-matter ray just in case someone tries to open it.
"A bit more than this," Regal stated as he watched Yuan fumble around with the keys. With a sigh, he moved closer to the door. "Mirage!" and by using the tech, his molecules disassembled and reassembled on the other side of the door, from there, he took off the lock and opened the door, to face Yuan. "Well, what are you waiting for? I want the cookbooks."
"Is a cookbook that important to you?
"Try living without one."
"Well, the cookbooks are over here, come on." Yuan said and walked over to the counter. "Let's see…Cooking with Mithos, Martel's Old Fashioned Recipes…There should be more in the basement, I'll go check."
Meanwhile, Regal was hiding each book he could find, every single one. He was cleaning Yuan out, it's not like it mattered, he was 4000, and he could easily replace 4000 Year old Cooking, Original Edition.
"Grr…" Yuan was attacking the stubborn door that led to the basement, slightly aware of what Regal was doing. Once he got it open, he stepped through, and tripped on the skate board that he had left there 3847 years ago. The door shut and locked after him.
"Don't worry Yuan! I the great Regal Bryant will save thee!" Regal was about to go save Yuan when he found a recipe for Crab Cakes. "Mmmmm, Crab Cakes…" Taking the cookbook with him, he left back for the room where they were to meet, completely forgetting about Yuan.
"Ow! This stu-GAH! –pid door will
YEOCH-AY!" Yuan screeched as he hit every single step, resulting in massive pain. Once he finally hit the bottom, after about 35 flights of getting bruised, he heard a familiar voice.
"Lord Yuan! You found me, I need to tell you that I completed my mission." The voice said with an obvious accent.
Yuan had heard it many times before, "Botta! You're alive!" He moved toward the figure, which looked worse off than him.
"Of course sir," Botta said confused, he wasn't going to die anytime soon.
"But Lloyd had said you died," Yuan was desperately trying to regain his composure. "Therefore, I am in a memory which must have been knocked out from when I fell down the stairs."
"That hurts, seeing as how I escaped, they had forgotten to close the window." Botta replied, then asked, "So, how has life been?"
"Well, I-" Yuan started to tell Botta what happened, but seeing as how that would bore most of the reviewers to death, let's skip it and see how Raine Kratos are doing.
"Look! That must have been from the-" Raine was ranting on again. Something about ruins and whatnot, she hasn't realized Kratos wasn't paying attention. It was going in one ear and out the other.
"Look! A relic from uh…3478 years ago!" Kratos said with pretend enthusiasm. He had to stop Raine from driving him insane.
"Where? WHERE?"
"Over there, beyond the doorway." Kratos continued to lie.
"YAY!" Raine was off.
"Finally, some quite time…" Kratos went over to the couch and sat down. "Oooooooooooooooooooooh! A snack bar!" And it was so, a snack bar was there. It was the Legendary Renegade Snackbar, the one mentioned in the previous chapter. Except I believe I didn't mention that there was a trap with it, one that is older than anyone in this game, one that every character in the game could not defeat. As Kratos moved to push the button on the snack bar, the silent alarm sounded.
"SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!" Rang throughout the room, Yuan forgot to disconnect it from the speaker.
"Well this isn't good…" Kratos had defeated every monster in both Sylverant Tethealla at least 5000 times (he had to do something for 4000 years), but this monster wasn't from either of them.
"Mwa,ha,ha... Mortals and their desires! I'm free at last! I bring you destruction... I bring you terror... I am Czar! Prepare yourself!" a cold voice rang out.
"I hate Mondays…" Kratos muttered before he was eaten.
"I smell…elf blood."
"Kratos! This isn't a ruin! It says 'Made in Palmacosta', it's recent." Raine had come back.
"The human was a tasty snack, but I'm still hungry."
"Martel! It's the legendary dragon of-AGH!" Raine screamed before being eaten, to put it nicely.
Colette and Zelos were doing well. They had searched several rooms without Colette talking. All that could be done was Zelos talking to himself.
"Well Colette, how do you think we are doing?" Zelos broke his mindless rant to try and talk to the little angel.
What's that wings? You want me to kill Zelos? 'Colette' was losing it, her wings were colored blue instead of the normal purple-ish.
"Well, I guess you're doing fine, you would have spoken if you weren't."
While Zelos was looking in a door, Colette tripped, thereby opening a secret passage and Zelos falling into it.
"Well, well. It seems as if OUR plan to get the gald is going to work after all…." Colette smirked, and walked back to the room.
"HELP ME! NO NOT THE FACE!" Zelos screamed as he fell, then landed on his face in the darkness.
"Well, well, well, what have we here? A red headed swordsman?" A male voice said, his face clouded in darkness. Zelos had never heard the man before, but the others in the group had.
"A hostage? Oh good!" A female voice sounded, her face also hidden in the darkness.
"Hello my mysterious-" Zelos was starting to hit on her, when he was wacked by her staff.
"Shut up!"
"I don't think we should do this, Gald really isn't that important to kill someone, is it?" A cowardly souding male voice Zelos also heard.
"Just because the blond let you live, doesn't mean-
GM: Well, it's blatently obvious who is it.
Bane: Indeed. But WHY is Czar there?
GM: Do I need a reason?
Anti: As I say every time, please leave any questions or comments or suggestions by reviewing, thank you.