Zelda's Fox 38: It does destroy the building, and Raine has her reasons… she lost her sanity after the unfortunate incident with a Noishe where she tried to dissect him and he threw her into the fiery depths of Korriban. Ha! Video games don't have gremlins; they have the horror known as IMPS!
ObviousMan: To quote Sabin, "Riiiiight…" This was originally supposed to be a murder fic, where each character was slowly killed off. I needed a spell that would destroy the building and finish off the pink haired idiot Zelos.
Lloyd Irving Aurion: Thanks.
MoonCannon: Yeah, I'm not the best with romance, I'll stick to horrible painful death and humor. Good luck.
Pink bunny: Who doesn't?
Dead-Ed-Boy: Ah, the murder is right under their nose. You see, in Flanoir, if you choose Sheena instead of Colette, (you can say 'no') then Sheena goes.
Yoshinayosh: Yuan is still in the basement.
Capricorn Chaos: Yuan. In. Basement.
I'VE BEEN BUSY!
GM: Ah, the last chapter, finally. Most likely, I will only make one more fic, one that contains Sheeloyd, Gesea, Rycard, and Cosa. Oh, and Czar has a cameo.
Czar: Finally someone pays attention to me…
GM: It's okay, you were only taken out… and because I'm busy, I'm promoting you to Fanboy Slayer.
Czar: Really? EXCELLENT! Runs off to FF VII Tech Demo Forum
GM: Now, for the featured presentation.
Bane: I just translated your strange language, Obvious Man; it has something to do with Linen?
GM: Ah, and this does not imply Colette x Fake Genis
DISCLAIMER: Green Magicite does not own Tales of Symphonia, Namco, or Czar.
It was cold, one of the coldest days Flanoir has ever experienced. A lone figure dropped from the sky, holding what looked like a full burlap sack. His entire face was covered by a red mask, and his suit was similar to those of Mizuho.
Silent as death, he moved closer and closer to the town of Flanoir, his feet not leaving prints to be followed, and the snow not clinging to the fabric as it fell. Once he came unto the town, he slipped into the Inn's second floor window with the help of a deck of rather risqué playing cards that he had found near the waterfront, which he was disgusted with. They must have belonged to the Idiot Chosen.
In the Inn, he stood still, fearing that Sheena may have actually practiced her Ninja Technique and would detect him.
One day, just one day, Sheena, and your end shall come, and I will laugh over your broken body, how I will laugh….
Swiftly he picked the lock of the girl's room, and found his target, the Blond. Carefully, he emptied the sack, revealing the False Chosen.
"It took you long enough!" She whispered, and put on the fake wings.
"I did all you asked, I killed the Wonder Chef, and I brought you to her. Remember, you must kill the pink haired male, which is my fee." The assassin told the False One.
"Of course, now take her and go!"
With that, the assassin used Mithoform to drug Colette, and snuck off to the Renegade Base in Sylverant, leaving the False Chosen to take Colette's place.
Swift as a falcon, he hurried to the Tethealla base, and used the portal, as opposed to the way of air. As he stepped through and entered the familiar area, he jumped into a nearby laundry shaft, which took him to the unknown dungeon which Yuan had forgotten he had installed.
"Here she is." The masked one told the false group that was there, IE Fake Genis, Fake Lloyd, & Fake Raine.
"Excellent." Fake Lloyd took the girl, and locked her away. "'Genis' and I will watch over her."
"I'll wait." The Fake Raine smirked, and then headed away. The assassin, who shall remain nameless, poofed away in a smoke bomb.
So Fake Raine went off, leaving the two boys to watch over the captive, who was not yet awake.
"Want to play checkers?" Fake Genis asked.
"Sure."
And so, the checkers were played. It was quite a long time before Colette awoke, but for the sake of word count, I'll tell you who won the 20 games they played.
Fake Genis won, then Fake Genis again, then Fake Lloyd, then Fake Genis, followed by Fake Genis, and then Fake Genis. Fake Lloyd won, well, he did knock out Fake Genis, so…. Then Fake Genis won. Then Fake Genis again. Then Fake Genis won another game. Fake Lloyd then bashed Fake Genis over the head with the board, and won the next ten games because Fake Genis was basically dead for a time.
After the cheap game, Fake Lloyd used a Life Bottle on his brother, and Colette awoke.
"Where am I?" Were the first words from the angelic girl's mouth.
"IN THE FLAMING PITS OF—"Fake Lloyd looked to his brother, and back to Colette, both having some strange expressions on their faces. "What?"
"Is he always this odd?" Colette looked to Fake Genis.
"Yeah, he is always like this. It's horrible, sometimes, having to put up with his randomness." He answered, shivering.
"I AM NOT RANDOM!" Shouted the false one.
"Never believe anything he says." Fake Genis whispered to Colette.
"Got it. Any other information on him?" Colette asked, hoping to escape. She wasn't completely useless, not all the time, at least. Sure, she lost her soul willingly, sure she was kidnapped and couldn't even save her friends, sure she almost caused Lloyd to die several times, but she wasn't completely useless.
"Well, he's an egomaniac and thinks he can beat anyone in battle." Fake Genis answered again, while Fake Lloyd sputtered some idiotic nonsense.
"Thanks." Colette smiled at Fake Genis, and then shouted to Fake Lloyd, "You know, I heard Fake Raine beat you at a weapon contest."
"SHE DID NOT!" Fake Lloyd shouted to the girl.
"Well, there is only one way to find out; fight me." Colette demanded. "Unless you aren't man enough to take on a weak blond in psychical combat."
Fake Lloyd threw her chackrams to her, and then opened the cell. "BRING IT!" He brandished a plastic sword.
"ANGEL FEATHERS!" Fake Lloyd was toasted.
Colette ran up the staircase, leaving Fake Genis behind….
Yuan and Botta
"We've made it, Howard!" Yuan cried as they found light.
"Botta, sir." Boatta replied, once again correcting the mistake of his name.
"Whatever, George, we've hit light!"
"I hate you…"
"Of course, Right Hand Man Goward."
Yuan and Botta went into the light, and found something amazing…
"OH SWEET MARTEL!" Were Yuan's last words as he died, Botta, however, lived on and helped the thing, which shall remain anonymous, who ate Yuan, because face it, Yuan was getting on his nerves.
Colette ran and ran, farther and farther up the base, and she saw Genis, and added her own holy ability to his Meteor Storm……
The dust cleared, the pure meteors stopped falling, only one person was dead, mind you.
"You killed Zelos!" Shouted Raine.
"Wait, why aren't we dead?" The two imposters asked...
"I was aiming for Zelos." Genis looked around him, "What happened to the base? And why is the body of the Wonder Chef here too?"
A puff of Ice appeared, and everyone's favorite summon spirit of ToS appeared! "I believe I can explain that." She sipped her Iced Tea. "I teleported you out as the building was demolished, and then teleported the Wonder Chef here. All in exchange for a recipe."
"It twas I! The Miracle Chef!" In came a woman, holding a giant spoon.
"I hate my life…" Genis looked away, dejected. He hated all of it; humans, elves, even other half elves…
Presea moved over to Genis, "Genis, I am afraid that my attacking you may have damaged your brain cells…. I apologize. Will you forgive me?"
Genis looked into Presea's kind eyes, and his anger, hate, insanity; it all washed away. "Of course, Presea… you're the only thing that doesn't harm me, like Raine…" He whispered the last two words, and fell into Presea's comforting embrace, slightly crying.
Lloyd had stopped guarding Sheena, and they were standing together, watching Genis and Presea. "How did he find his soul mate before I did?" Lloyd asked to himself.
"Because, Lloyd, you're an idiot." Sheena responded, but with mirth and seriousness all at once. "But you're my idiot." With that, she gave him a quick, and unnoticed by the other members, kiss on the cheek.
Pink bunnies… OH NO! THE RABID YELLOW CHEESEGRATERS HAVE INVADED! Kratos land was being invaded by insanity, we're doomed….
The Miracle Chef went over to the Wonder Chef, and stuffed a Life Omelet up his throat. To everyone's surprise, he came back to life.
"Aww… I missed you too, my love." The Wonder Chef kissed the Miracle Chef, and dropped his disguise, revealing Frank.
"DAD?" Colette screeched. "Is that… mom?"
"Yes, I haven't seen you for years, my dear, are you alright?" The Miracle Chef took off her disguise as well, revealing a beautiful blond with hair that was like Colette's.
"It is you!" Colette jumped into the Miracle Chef's arms, and began asking her several questions, which we will skip.
The false ones were taken away, and forced to do the cruelest of labor, food testing at the cooking school Raine was scheduled to go to.
Sheena nudged Lloyd, and gave him a look, which he, against all odds and all forces of nature AND balance, understood.
"I have an announcement to make." Lloyd stopped the randomness, and looked at the crowd, who were all looking at him except Kratos & Regal, bunnies and cookbooks. "Sheena and I are going to collect all the Exspheres when Mithos is defeated. And, and—I love her."
Silence eerily settled. Lloyd loved someone? HE NOTICED SOMEONE'S FEELINGS!
Sheena, wanting to make sure everyone got the message and knew it wasn't a joke, pulled Lloyd down by his collar and kissed him, Lloyd almost fainted at the love-filled kiss that his girlfriend gave him.
It was Genis who broke the silence; he fell to the ground when Presea released him suddenly after seeing the kiss. "Ow!"
After that, everyone laughed, simply laughed. They still had their quest, but life was better for everyone, even Kratos, who had successfully stopped the Yellow Cheese Grater invasion.
I'm sorry if it was bad, I-I've lost my will to write. Mostly.
Poll: Should I make the Final Fantasy IV – ToS crossover?