Spoilers: None (any season), although there is a slight allusion to "Unnatural Selection"
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate . . . yet :-) . I also don't own "Piano Man"
Original lyrics and music can be found at members . aol . com / creed90952 / karfiles / pianoman . kar (add the http, remove the spaces) if you want to sing along. Goa'uld has been written without the apostrophe because it needs to be pronounced as 1 syllable in order to scan correctly.
Chevron Guy
by technetium
(to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man")
It's eight o'clock on a Friday night
We've all gathered 'round the TV
And it's Sci-Fi that we're watching now
Dear old friends we're dying to see
I see Jack O'Neill in the corridor
Daniel, Teal'c and Sam at his side
And it's sad and it's sweet; SG-1 is complete
We're in for an int'resting ride
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
Dial up the gate, you're the Chevron Guy,
Dial up the gate tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for adventure
And you've got us feeling alright
Now the Goauld of the week is no friend of mine
He's gloating in unholy glee
Jack's quick with a joke 'bout the Goauld's gaudy cloak
He ignores the Jaffa shouts of "Kree!"
While the snake is fixated on killing him
The rest of the team can escape
They come up with a brilliant rescue plan
With just some C-4 and duct tape
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
But it seems they've brought something back with them
That's deadly for the SGC
The energy source near destroys the Air Force
But they're saved by some odd doohickey
And Daniel converses with villagers
Teal'c raises an eyebrow sky-high
Sam learns about new technology
Then it's back to the Chappa'ai
Please open the Iris, Chevron Guy
Open the Iris now
They've input the right GDO code
They're ready to bid this place "Ciao!"
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da da
It's a pretty good crowd for a Friday Night
And everyone's face has a smile
'Cause we love the whole Team more than Teal'c likes ice cream
SG-1 always does it in style
And the wormhole, it looks like a mushroom cloud
And the iris, it sounds like a sword
This week's end may be near, but never you fear
There are galaxies to be explored
Dial up the gate, you're the Chevron Guy,
Dial up the gate tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for adventure
And you've got us feeling alright
Author's Notes: Please review! While I'm really looking forward to the 9th season premiere, I'm worried that it just won't be the same, and the song was the result. Plus, there's just not enough fic about Walter. Anyway I'm sorry but that just happens to be how I feel about it. What do you think?