Disclaimer: The only thing that belongs to me as a result of this craziness is the fact that Cordelia Chase is a vampire and is Drusilla's new partner. The characters, places, mythology, and whatnot all belong to Mr. Joss Whedon, who is ((fill in the blank: A-God B-the creator of the show C-a writer D-all of the above!)) Tehe. Hey, I'm insane, I have an excuse!

Chapter Four

Indeed Cordelia would be getting her party. It came in the form of walking throughout the Sunnydale streets, the exact same ones that had been the death place of Drusilla's new vampiric girlfriend. Cordelia let out a small giggle as she rushed over to the Bronze, hoping to find someone there to kill. Perhaps Aura, who had always annoyed the hell out of her.

She shook her head on the killing Aura scheme. The mortal person she saw standing there in shock would be much more fun in her opinion.

"Oh my god, Cordelia," Xander began as he rushed out over towards the girl. He knew there was a reason that he was late coming to the Bronze that night. He had originally been opposed to the idea all together, considering it would not feel right going there so soon. But something deep down inside told him to go, so he decided he would follow his intuition and go.

His footsteps drew closer towards the vampire as he wrapped his hands around her tightly. "I thought I lost you," he murmured into her long brown hair which still happened to smell like honeysuckle, the way they had been the previous day.

"Now why would you think that?" Cordelia asked innocently as she pulled away from Xander.

Xander shrugged as he moved back closer towards Cordelia, hugging her tightly as if letting go of her would make her vanish into nothing. "None of it matters, you're back now," he said softly.

"Bad doggy!" Drusilla scolded as she pushed Xander off of her pet with a simple flick of her wrist. "Mine," she added as she placed a controlling hand on Cordelia's lower waist and began rubbing her lower back seductively.

"No!" Xander argued as he grabbed Cordelia by the wrist and yanked her away from Cordelia. "She's mine. Tell her Cordy. Tell her you're mine."

Cordelia looked gravely over at Xander for a brief moment before breaking free from his grip and walking back into Drusilla's wide and open arms. "Sorry Xander," she said softly before shaking her head slightly. "No I'm not," she added with a smile at Drusilla, her hands going up to her girlfriend's head.

Drusilla giggled as she adhered to Cordelia's desires. The two of them once again joined mouths and before long, tongues were swirling all over the place.

For a brief jealous moment Xander wondered why Cordelia had never shown him affection like that. Perhaps it was a side effect of being dead or his mind was just overreacting to seeing his girlfriend kissing the same insane vampire who was aligned with his best friend's evil ex-boyfriend.

Whereas Xander would typically enjoy watching affection like that, woman on woman action, considering that Cordelia was involved in the mess, he did not want to see any more of it. He turned around in shock and rushed himself into the Bronze.

"Buffy, something horribly wrong is going on out there!" he exclaimed as he approached their table inside the dark club bearing its traditional loud heavy metal music from the Dingoes.

"What is it?" Buffy asked as she immediately focused her attention on Xander and whatever information he may have to convey to her.

"Cordy," Xander began in disgust.

"We know she's dead honey," Willow began in a slightly distracted tone of voice as she was mainly focusing on staring lovingly at Oz as he played up on the stage.

Xander shook her head. "That's not the bad part," he began. "I saw her out there."

"A vampire?" Buffy asked curiously.

Again, Xander moved his head back in forth in denial. "No," he quickly blurted out. "Well, at least she didn't show any signs of it."

"Then Xander, what was it?" Buffy asked as her patience began to run a little thin. As much as she cared for Xander and would be there to support him as he had been when Angel turned evil, she was beginning to wonder if Xander's "horrible thing happening" was a result of his sadness over Cordelia's death.

"She was with Drusilla," Xander began. "Making out and stuff and possibly now things that she would never do with me. Or never even consider doing with me."

Buffy rolled her hazel eyes. "Xander, is that all you think about?" she asked in apparent disgust with her friend.

"Buffy, I'm serious!" Xander yelled as he grabbed Buffy's bracelet covered right wrist with an unusual amount of strength, especially considering that it was Xander. "And you're coming with me," he added as he and Buffy began walking through the Bronze.

"How could you?" Harmony asked as she stopped dead in front of Xander, preventing him from going any further. "She only died yesterday and already you're thinking about getting a new girlfriend? How could you?" she repeated as she slapped Xander across the face before smiling triumphantly and walking back towards her table of friends.

Xander groaned, ignoring the comment as he continued dragging Buffy out towards the alley. "Look at that!" he commanded as he gestured over at the two vampires with his left hand.

"You got me a present?" Cordelia asked as she walked up towards Buffy with a wicked smile. "That's sweet, really Xander."

"I like this one!" Drusilla giggled as she too joined her girlfriend in circling the Slayer, admiring her bare and exposed neck from all angles.

"Better than me?" Cordelia asked as she stopped suddenly, staring at Drusilla in with an almost hurtful expression.

Drusilla shook her head as she walked back over towards Cordelia, her hands tracing down the girl's back as their lips were drawn together in a kiss.

Xander instantly turned away, not wanting to watch anything like that. "Now do you believe me?" he asked, turning towards the Slayer.

Buffy too found herself disgusted by the action going on just behind Xander's back and was therefore speechless. "Yea, I believe you," she whispered softly as she began edging backwards slowly towards the Bronze door.

"Glad we're clear," Xander replied as he began mimicking Buffy's actions.

"Naughty scoundrels," Drusilla piped up as she tuned into their actions. She pulled herself away from Cordelia long enough to launch a hand out in front of Buffy, preventing the Slayer from any further forward movements into the Bronze. "The party wasn't over yet," she whispered in a sweet voice that made Buffy sick to hear it. "But the drinks are being served," she added, her face shifting to the less appealing vampire face the Slayer was so familiar with.

"God, what is it with you vampires and all the food and beverage references?" Buffy asked with a roll of her hazel eyes as she slipped her left hand towards the back pocket of her jeans, hoping that she had remembered to put a stake there.

"Buffy," Cordelia began as she approached the Slayer from behind, completely forgetting about her once beloved Xander. "None of that," she commanded in a strangely parental tone of voice as she knocked the small wooden object out of Buffy's hands. "It's not playing fair."

"How is anything in this situation fair?" Buffy asked as she kicked Cordelia's lower leg hard, sending the cheerleader to the ground and giving Buffy just enough time to run down the alleyway, Xander right on her heels.

"The music hasn't even stopped yet," Cordelia pouted as she rose to her feet a moment later. She shrugged as she gestured at the Bronze with a wicked smile. "Party now?" she asked eagerly as she looked into Drusilla's eyes.

Her girlfriend nodded in response as the two of them began walking into the Bronze. "Punch is all ready," she cooed.

Cordelia smiled as she pressed her lips against Drusilla's for a brief moment before the two of them separated, each on the prowl for any one who might seem helpless. Since it was the Bronze in Sunnydale, Cordelia knew there had to be someone there that would fit her description.

She scanned the premises, trying to pick out any potential dinner. That was all she was there for. She had no desire to turn any person she knew in her mortal days into a creature of darkness, but she definitely could use a little bite to eat. She sighed heavily, recognizing a few people from Sunnydale High there. Lee Vee, total loser with rhyming name, Cordelia instantly remembered. She would rather be staked than put her body anywhere near that thing. A few girls from her freshman P.E. class walked passed her. Some of them might have been alright to eat, but Drusilla truly was the only women for Cordelia and she did not want to bite any other.

Cordelia's expression grew into a smile as she spotted the perfect person. George Smucky, the one person who had been kicked off the Sunnydale High School football team for reasons unknown to her. But there he was sitting at a table in the back of the Bronze alone, hidden from society.

Cordelia advanced over towards her soon to be dinner. "Hi," she began weakly as she immediately snapped the attention of the man in front of her.

Drusilla approached Cordelia as well, wrapping her slender arm around Cordelia's bare shoulders. She rested her head against Cordelia's shoulder, licking the skin around her girlfriend's neck. "Nice and big like mushrooms," Drusilla declared as she eyed Cordelia's choice of victim up and down.

"Um, do you want me to move?" the blonde boy asked curiously as he looked curiously up at Cordelia and Drusilla.

Before either vampire had a chance to ask, the lights flickered off and the music suddenly stopped playing. Various groans could be heard from people scattered amongst the small club.

"Keep groaning," a male voice boomed from the entrance. "It'll let us know where all the people are."

Drusilla's eyes lit up with excitement as she turned to Cordelia. "Big party, call all your friends," she chirped.