Summary: What would happen if cyber chase crossed star wars (and Digit was a druggie)! My brother asked me to write this, so please don't kill me.
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars, or Cyberchase. HI People
(Star wars theme song comes on.) A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… Screen goes black. Three children appear on the screen. Hey Jackie! (There will be no cussing in this fic.) This like, totally friggin rocks man! Where in the totally friggin heck is Nezzie? Inez falls through purple portal in disco suit. Hey Matt, freak out man!
Both go into very strange disco dance that resembles a wookie giving itself a haircut. Digit appears. III mmust hhhaaavvee iittt…. There is a strange appearance of madness in his once happy eyes. Give me de crack! The Hacker appears on the screen. Kids, this is why why you should stay away from drugs… WHO THE HECK CARES YOU MUST ALL DIE! The Hacker takes Delete and turns him into his mutant chainsaw form.
Matt and Inez are still doing the disco at this point. Black portal appears and Darth Vader. Muahhahahha! Matt gasps and faints after Darth Vader chokes Inez with the power of the dark side. Hacker is still trying to start the chainsaw at the moment and accidentally cuts off Darth Vaders mask. Everyone has a similar reaction and screams BALD BALD! Jackie goes blind and falls through a blue portal with polka dots.
Digit, now halfway through his 7th bottle of beer that day screams, WHERE THE FRIGGIN HECK ARE ALL THESE PORTALS COMING FROM! The dark Emperor then showed up and killed everybody using his cool powers FROM THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE! Yoda is a lot cooler than the emperor though, so he shows up AND KICK HIS BUTT! The moral of the story is YODA RULES!
Please review, but please do not kill me either. If you do, YODA WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!