Note: All cuss words will be replaced with beep. (I do not own teen titans or any other show mentioned in this fan fic.)
A long time ago, inside of a computer bought at a bargain hardware store for five dollars and a moldy bologna sandwich with cheese… Jackie, where in the beep are we? And how in the beep did we get here? Matt falls through a portal eating a bologna sandwich. MATT! What? I was hungry? Where the beeps are we anyways? We're in your beeping crappy computer! (Starfire falls through purple portal along with Digit the drug addict.) Friends! Let us mend your dispute with the sharing of unhealthy junk foods. Who the beep are you? I am princess Starfire of Tameran! What is this beep that you speak of? Is it a type of mustard? Beep off Starfire, were here looking for that beeping beep motherboard. What is this motherboard that you speak of? Is it a council of parental guidance? Beep beep beep beep beeeeppp. What the beep keeps cussing? Sorry, that was my microwave. Yoda walks into the room holding scorched microwave. Crap! That beep microwave wouldn't shut the beep up! Digit starts dancing around the microwave holding a large sack of cocaine! CRACK GLORIUS CRACK! Oliver shows up. Where the beep am I? It's FOOD GLORIUS FOOD! CRACK GLORIUS CRACK! FOOD GLORIUS FOOD! (They continue to do this for the rest of the fic.) Starfire is at the moment stuffing her pudding of glorg down Yoda's throat, and Yoda goes crazy and starts flinging pixie sticks at Starfire. EAT MY PIXIE STICKS YOU BEEPING BEEP! Since so many random characters keep showing up, naked puppet Dumbledore shows up and says. Where the beep am I? He looks around… NAKED TIME! He then starts dancing and all of the other characters join him except for Oliver and Digit who are still arguing about cocaine.
The End
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