What are you doing on the floor?

Ramblings of a mad fan girl. Mad fan girls. Mad fan people. Yes, I'm PC.

Summary/Disclaimer/Mad Ramblings: Well, ever wondered what would happen if some truly obsessed people met each other and made each other even more obsessed? This would be the end result. All the people in this story are real people, therefore, I don't own anyone in this story, except for Aseawen (Me, duh.) and quite possibly Kalika.

Me: Kalika, do I own you?

Kalika: coughs Um, no? I don't think so?

Me: Hmm… gets out screwdriver we can fix that…

Underworld is owned by Len Wiseman, Kevin Grevioux etc.

The forum mentioned in this story is owned by Anyanka & Kravens Lover. You should join. Really. You should.

http / underworldchaos. proboards25 .com

Just remove the spaces.

I apologize for the un-funniness of this chapter. The next ones will be funnier. Just wait till I get my hands on the characters. Mwahahahahahaha!

P.s. The floor thing will be explained later. I promise. Or not...

Chapter One: WTMFG?

Aseawen sat in her bedroom. She had her sketch pad out and was discussing the finer points of Underworld with her friend Kalika.

"What do you mean Kraven 'seems nice?' He's a total bastard! He shot Michael!"

"All I'm saying is that he was nice when he told her about her parents!"

"Oh my god! Didn't you notice him SHOOTING MICHAEL!"

"Okay, but I do think he's a coward."

"Amen to that." Aseawen blinked a few times. "Uhh...Kalika?"

"Mmhm?"

"I can't see."

Across town, Kalika was having the same problem. "Me neither!"

"I can only see white."

"Same here." Kalika started hyperventilating. "Wha-?" All of a sudden, she felt like she was spinning. "I-I feel dizzy..."

Aseawen's voice seemed to come from far away. "Me too. And the noises are spinning."

Then, everything went black.

Aseawen and Kalika came to in a small room. Aseawen sat bolt upright when she noticed the two other forms on the floor. "Where- where are we?"

"That's what I would like to know." Said a voice with an British accent.

"Well." Quipped the other, "I don't think we're in Kansas any more."

That comment lightened the tension unbelievable, and everyone laughed.

The first stranger stood up and rolled her head on her neck.

"Oh, My God! Anya!" Aseawen squealed, and jumped up.

Anyanka blinked three times. "Aseawen?" She looked at the other person on the floor. "MARIE!"

"Nope." Came the reply. "Definitely NOT in Kansas."

Marie stood up, and looked over at Kalika in the corner, "And this is?"

"Oh." Said Aseawen, "That's Kalika. She's the new member." Aseawen was of course, talking about the Underworld forum they all belonged to, as devoted fans.

"Aah." The other two said simultaneously. Then Marie looked around. "Where are we exactly?" The others nodded in agreement. "Yeah, that MIGHT be helpful." Said Anyanka.

Aseawen was the one to go look out the window. "OH MY GOD!"

"What!" Kalika said, speaking for the first time since they had arrived.

"You guys are NOT going to believe this."

"What?" The others mirrored Kalika's comment from earlier as they ran over to the window.

"Well, do you recognize that tower?"

"OHMYGOD!"

"And that tower?" Aseawen continued ignoring Anya's cries. "And the subway station?" Said Kalika hopefully.

"Yep. And the subway station."

Marie frowned, "So, if the subway station, and the towers are here…that means…" She frowned. "Okay, someone's going to have to explain this one to me."

"It means…" Kalika said excitedly, "That we're in Underworld!"

Marie gaped. Anya rubbed her hands together. Aseawen was on the floor. They all looked at Aseawen.

"What?"

Okay. That's one chapter. Read and Review pleeeeeeease. Oh, and a note to flamers; I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it for me and the people mentioned here in the story and people who like to read this sort of thing.

How's that for a pre-emptive strike? Booyeah.

Oh, and the floor thing? Hmm…we'll go deeper next time…