Omg, I'm so sorry for the wait and stuff. I've been so busy lately. I'm starting to crack under stress. sigh I never did get that chapter of Split Down The Middle done did I? Ah well. Here you go.

It was Jumba standing in front of him; he had barely aged at all. Stitch gasped, "Jumba."

Jumba smiled, but it wasn't entirely a happy smile, "It's good to see you haven't forgotten all about me, 626."

"Stitch." Stitch was getting annoyed.

Jumba looked confused, "I don't see why you want to be called by your silly pet name. The little girl is just a pathetic human."

Stitch tried to get out again, getting a smile from Jumba, but all he could do was talk, "I love Lilo."

Jumba was very taken a back, "Love? That's hilarious 626; you're not capable of true affection, and especially not for such disgusting animals."

"Lilo's not disgusting!" Stitch was still attempting to break free.

Jumba smirked, "I believe you had something more intelligent you wanted to see me about?"

Stitch sighed and gave up on escape, "I want to be human."

Jumba laughed, "Human? Why would you want that?"

Stitch scowled, "Lilo likes human boys."

Jumba regained his disposition, "I see. So you are serious about this girl then?"

Stitch nodded, embarrassed, "Ie." (the weird 'yes' noise he makes… I guess.)

Jumba just grinned evilly, "It cannot be done."

Stitch looked surprised, "What!"

Jumba continued, "Let me finish, 626. It cannot be done without something for me. You can't have expected an evil genius such as myself would do a 'favor'."

Stitch stared at the ground, "Oh." He didn't have anything to give Jumba.

Jumba smirked, "You have to stay here in the lab for testing at night, and if you run away, I'll kill you."

Stitch was scared, but he loved Lilo and without her his life didn't feel worth living, "Okay. I'll do it."

Jumba smiled sweetly, "Let's get started then."

The last thing Stitch remembered before he went out was voices talking about medical things he didn't understand much. As he fell asleep, he let his thoughts wander, and dreams formed slowly.

Stitch was human, and handsome, he saw in the mirror, much better looking then that stupid Keoni. He saw Keoni come in the room and he was with Lilo, he took his chance, his only chance, he figured. He shoved Keoni out of the way, "Hey Lilo."

His voice, his voice wasn't right; it was the same as before. It didn't match his new body at all. He knew Lilo would notice.

She laughed and went back to Keoni's side, "Silly boy. I love i Keoni /i ."

It suddenly felt like he was in his underpants, he was completely embarrassed and had missed his only chance with Lilo, this wasn't happening…

"No!" Stitch jolted awake.

He sighed and relaxed, it had only been a dream. But, he was the wrong distance from the ground… No, not wrong. He looked at his arm, human. "I'm… human?"

Jumba came into the metal room, "Ah, you're awake 626. Good." Jumba cleared his voice, "As I'm sure you noticed," Stitch crashed to the ground in a failed attempt to stand, "It may be a little hard to get used to this. You might want to work on relearning how your body works a little before rushing off to see Lilo."

Stitch nodded disappointedly, "Yeah." He hadn't counted on it being this awkward.

Jumba smiled, an imminent rant on the abilities of this new body was at hand, "This body looks and feels exactly like human flesh, and I put in the ability to grow old, assuming that's what you would want. It can even reproduce."

Stitch nodded to all that he said except the last thing, at which he turned red, "Wha…!"

"Well don't you think Lilo might want a child, because she's not to know that you're Stitch." Jumba frowned.

Stitch made a face, "Why not?"

Jumba looked as if that was obvious, "Think about it, 626. Lilo didn't want you as an experiment, why would this be any different?"

Stitch's face went dark, "Yeah, I suppose it wouldn't be…"

Poor Stitch, nothing's as simple as he though it would be, but that's what he gets for rushing into this! XD This chapter's just a little longer then my usual, so be happy. 3