What are you doing on the floor!

Disclaimer:

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,

I don't own Underworld,

So don't sue.

Thanks: Well, considering I only put chapter 3 up about 2-3 hours before chapter 4 (CHAPTER FOUR PEOPLE! CHAPTER FOUR!) I only have one person to thank; Aly (aka Alice) who won't care that I made her look sort-of stupid in this chapter. You're a gem. Heh, I almost wrote 'You're a germ.'

Apologies: Again, to whoever read this chapter. I know it's deliriously unfunny, but I'm building up. Most of this is mindless babble till I pass my temporary mind block.

Anya; I'm sorry you haven't met Viktor yet. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! ;)

Marie; I'm not implying you're slow. I'm implying you were paying too much attention to some people that looked a little too much like Pierce and Taylor. Piqued your interest yet?

Alison DuBois; I know, it's a curse. But come on. Maybe one day you'll see the lottery numbers.

Anyone who takes the time to read this mindless dribble; I like to make random apologies. So, take no notice of that person behind the curtain, or the apology above.

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!

Marie and Anya looked derisively at Alice, while Kalika, being unnaturally excited jumped over and hugged Alice.

"What the?" Alice shouted, pushing Kalika away. "Crazy bloodsucker!" Marie and Anya immediately jumped forward to Kalika's defense.

"What do you mean 'crazy bloodsucker'? Anya demanded, while Marie nodded in the background, trying and failing miserably to look incredibly frightening.

Alice raised her eyebrow. "Are they always like this?" She asked Aseawen.

"Not usually." Said Aseawen, glaring at her friends. "I think it's their 'natural' or should I say 'unnatural' instincts."

At this moment, the tension was diffused by a wheezing old man running straight into Anya. "They-they're all-" He seemed to be having trouble breathing, and his eyes were rolling around in his head.

"They're all what?" Inquired Marie, curious.

"They're all MORONS!" He shouted, running away, leaving the five females in complete bewilderment.

"I wonder what he gets from that." Said Kalika rubbing her arm where the old man had shoved past her.

Alice frowned. "Maybe he thinks it's funny?" She asked. The others looked at her and started laughing. "What's so funny?" She said, looking at Aseawen who was practically on the ground.

"You-your-" Aseawen couldn't finish, as she was laughing so much. Alice turned to Marie, who was looking at the others and wondering why they were laughing. Then she looked at Alice.

"WHAT THE HECK IS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT!" Yelled Alice, who was seriously considering smacking some sense into the others.

They all just laughed harder.

"Bleeding Night-Crawlers." Muttered Alice.

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