Thank you all my reviewers. (hugs each reviewer) Your support means the world to me. Now in one review I was asked to make a love triangle between Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke, which I wouldn't mind writing, but first I must know what you mean by love triangle. Do you mean all three of them are in love with each other, or one where one of them loves the other but that person loves the third person, but the third person loves the first, or the second just instead two of the characters are in love with each other while the last one watches jealously?

May: do you know how confusing that sounds?

Akira: You! (points) Where have you been! You're my muse and you haven't helped me once! I hate you!

May: You'll hate me more when I take over the world.

Akira: (rolls eyes) Right, and Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama will become a threesome on the TV show and Kuwabara will die giving birth to some demon child, which he has only because he was raped and the demon who raped had some special power that makes males pregnant.

May: Ha see I just gave you a fanfic idea!

Akira: Are you kidding me, that would be an insane fanfic, but then again I'm insane so who knows I might write it.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, except this white jacket with really long sleeves these strange guys gave me.

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Chapter 3

It was noon and the sun was up high in the sky shinning light into the bedroom of our favorite spirit detective's bedroom, where he and his classmate, Kuwabara were playing an innocent game of poker, while discussing some of the things that had happened during the week.

"And then the guy just walked past me," Yusuke exclaimed. "I mean I'm taking a shower and three-eyes is just standing outside the door waiting for me or something and then he just stares." Taking a deep breath Yusuke looked at his cards before calmly placing two cards face down, "Two cards. I swear something is up with that guy."

Kuwabara nodded his head acting like he was listening when he only tuned in now and then so Yusuke wouldn't catch him ignoring him. The orange-haired teen dealt Yusuke two new cards while thinking over what part of Yusuke's rant he had heard. "So he saw you naked," he shrugged, "It's no big deal as far as I can tell because the last time I checked you are both boys."

Picking up the two cards he had been dealt Yusuke scowled. "He did not see me naked! Besides he just assumed he could take a shower at my house." Placing a bid of five Yusuke continued his childish complaint, "Also he was staring damn it. We fight side by side and we constantly lose our shirts, except Kurama, and there he was staring at me like I'm so kind of meat in a butcher's window!"

(Akira: Has anyone else noticed the shirt thing about Kurama?)

"I raise," Kuwabara said as he placed a bid of ten raising Yusuke by five. Getting frustrated Kuwabara pulled out a pack of cigarettes and his lighter. Lighting the cigarette and placing it in his mouth he noticed Yusuke eyeing his pack of cigs. Sighing he handed over his cigarettes and lighter over to Yusuke. Inhaling and exhaling the smoke Kuwabara decided to get under the spirit detective's skin. "Maybe he has a crush on you."

Yusuke had been inhaling when Kuwabara said that and so because of it he inhaled too much and was thrown into a fit of coughing. "W-what the hell are you talking about!"

Shrugging at the comment Kuwabara looked over his cards one more time before explaining. "Well let's see, first he kissed you, and then he came to your house to take a shower, but caught you basically naked and stared at you until you got out of his way so he could take his own shower. If you ask me it's a crush."

A low growl emitted from Yusuke, "Watch it Kuwabara. There is no way Hiei could like me like that, and in case you haven't noticed I'm not gay!" Practically throwing his chip into the biding pile Yusuke shouted, "I raise you by five, damn it!"

A small smile played across Kuwabara's face at Yusuke's reaction and also because of what he was planning to do. "Okay Yusuke I understand, but hey how about instead of using chips for bets we do this instead. If I win you talk to Hiei or do something to find out if Hiei does or doesn't have a crush on you, but if you win then I'll go outside in my underwear and sing "It's Raining Men," deal?

Yusuke smirked, there was no way he could lose, and seeing Kuwabara making a fool of himself was to tempting to pass up. "Alright you got yourself a deal." With a confident and arrogant smile on his face Yusuke played his hand, "Four of a kind nines, read them and weep."

"Wow your good Urameshi," Yusuke's smile grew even wider at Kuwabara's comment; no one could beat him. "But not good enough." In an instant Yusuke's face dropped. Slowly turning his cards Kuwabara revealed his hand to Yusuke, "I present in your honor a royal flush."

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(gasp) Yusuke lost to Kuwabara! It's the end of the world run for your life! (runs under bed)

May: Moron.