Disclaimer: I do not own FLCL. This is the last time I'm saying.

Chapter 2: My name is…

I finally made it to my house and I walked through the door and my mom and dad were home which was odd for them being this early. Then right before my eyes my whole world went upside down. I saw the pink-haired girl stare at me with an evil glare.

"WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE!" I screamed at the top of my lungs.

"Well she came by to apologize for accidentally hitting you with a…ahem…guitar." My mom said calmly.

"If you can call swinging at me FIVE times with the thing an accident." I muttered under my breath.

"She said she also needs a place to stay from now on. So she'll be staying in your room on the mattress on the floor." My mom said once again calmly.

My jaw dropped and almost hit the floor it felt like.

"So how is the bump?" The pink-haired girl said while smirking evilly.

So that night I had to check out my head. I looked at it in the bathroom mirror and saw that it actually had split into two smaller bumps and they had moved closer to the front of my head and started to look like horns. They weren't that sharp.

After wards I walked into my room to find the nutcase on my bed awake. It looked like she was waiting for me. That sounds really strange I know. I stared at her for a while.

"So what's your name kid?" The pink-haired maniac asked me.

"I think you owe me your name first." I said sternly.

"I asked you first though." She said smiling.

"YOU HIT ME WITH A FREAKIN' GUITAR…….FIVE TIMES!" I yelled at her.

"ok fair enough, my name's Haruko." She said to me.

"My name's Steven." I said with a half mad look on my face.

"So why did you hit me on the head with a guitar?" I asked her.

"I wike you." She said sarcastically with a cat-like face.

"Hey that's not funny! I've got two bumps that look like horns you know!" I yelled at her again.

"So, it is the right head." She said happily.

"Wait a minute, what?" I said absolutely confused.

She didn't even answer and just fell asleep. I tried to pick her up and slowly put her on the mattress on the floor of my bedroom. I put a blanket on her and got in my bed and fell asleep.