Summery: A series of unfortunate, or fortunate on your view, events, caused by Botan smelling of fruitcake, leading up to a Hiei/Botan romance.
Last Time: "Baka onna," he spoke with the same bored tone. "What is this stench you carry upon you?" Stench? Botan thought to herself. He surely couldn't mean the fruitcake?
"Ano..." Botan began wondering where to start. "Fruitcake?"
Hiei silently approached Botan. Knowing he would not cease to wonder about her scent until he had satisfied his urges he used his demonic speed to close the gap between them and hold Botan's figure to his own.
It was now or never, but what if...,no turning back, now or never! He thought. Sighing he gave into temptation, and well… He licked her.
This Time Chapter 2- A curse, just great
"Holy shit! What the funky monkeys are they doing!" Yusuke yelled, very loudly, as Kurama bit his thumb to stop laughing. While Botan turned red, and looked mortified, and Hiei pushed Botan back and it you looked closely, you could see the tint of red on his face.
"No! It's not my fault, Hiei's the one who licked me!" Botan started, but then thought it over and knew her answer wasn't any better.
"What I mean is Hiei, smelled me, and tasted me for some reason. Err… that's not right either, okay I smelt like fruitcake and Hiei wanted to know what the smell was but decided to lick me instead? Really I have no clue what we are doing." Botan said, after trying, and failing, at making her friends understand.
"How do you not know! You and shorty were doing something together, who knows what could have happened if we didn't come when he was licking your face?" Kuwabara yelled, making Botan blush again.
"You know it wouldn't be so bad if you didn't say anything!" Botan said, trying to get past the boys, who were giving her the third degree.
"Now, Botan, how long have you and Hiei been going out?" Yusuke asked, as Kuwabara jumped over and agreed, while Kurama slipped away from them, before he caught on fire from Hiei.
Hiei was beyond pissed, he was about to threaten the two bakas when Botan beat him to it. She had a promise of death in her pink eyes, and a voice colder than Hiei's.
"Don't you ever say me and Hiei are going out again. Understand?" Botan said, her voice making all the guys flinch, even Hiei. Pressed around Yusuke's and Kuwabara's necks was a sword, which use to be Botan's metal baseball bat.
"Yes, Botan." They said, as Botan happily smiled as her communicator went off, and the toddler Koenma popped on the screen.
"Um… Botan, you remember when you made the fruitcake, and it blew up on you?" Koenma asked shyly, which made Botan question his motive for asking.
"Yes, Koenma-sama, why?" Four other heads popped up by Botan's as Koenma's eyes widened slightly, and returned to there normal sizes. He slowly answered Botan in a whisper like voice,
"Okay, here's what happened, a demon was trying to kill you because you're a very rare and powerful demon. But the thing is he read the wrong spell, and that's part of the reason why the smell won't leave." Koenma waited for it to sink in, as the group yelled all together,
"Nani?" Koenma sighed, and was glad Botan didn't ask,
"What is the other reason why the smell won't leave Koenma-sama?" Botan asked through gritted teeth, and Koenma cursed his luck.
"Ano… because it's a curse, to bind you to whoever makes you embarrassed, which is not such a good thing for the Rekai Tentai." Koenma said, as Botan paled, a lot, and screamed out loud,
"NOOOOOOO!" And it kind of kept going for about two minutes, because she knew who she had to be bonded with, and it was going to be hell.
"What is wrong Botan?" Koenma said, afraid to ask. Botan started sobbing, saying,
"No, it's not fair, I could have been bound to Keiko, but no, Hiei had to be curious and lick me." Koenma started laughing, as Hiei's eyes got big.
"Don't you dare laugh you fucking toddler. Ano… I mean, stop it Koenma-sama. Anyway, you said I was a rare demon, so what kind am I?" Botan said, correcting herself as everyone stared at her cussing.
"Whoa, Botan cussed. Maybe she really is a demon, 'cause Botan never cusses." Kuwabara said, shocked, as Botan just blushed, thankful that she wasn't stuck to Kuwabara.
"You are a darkness miko dragon. And, I'll see you later, you have some time off everyone until I find some powerful demons." Koenma's face faded out, while Hiei and Kurama looked shocked.
"Guys, what's a darkness miko dragon?" Botan asked, as she turned around, and heard a gasp from her friends.
"Damn Botan, your hot!" Yusuke said, as tilted her head in confusion, letting out an ear-shattering scream, as she saw some of her hair.
"NO! My baby blue hair, my poor hair! All that time keeping it from fading in the sun, just for it to turn navy!" Botan started sobbing again, because now she had navy hair, which looked better to her friends.
"Come on Hiei, we have to go." Botan said, as she cheerily, while Hiei stood his ground, not wanting to leave.
"Get your ass over here, I need to talk to Keiko and Yukina about something." Hiei, as well as the others, were shocked as Botan just ignored them and tried to walk away from them, only to be pulled by the arm by Hiei.
"I want to take a nap, lets go." Botan tried to pull away from Hiei, only to have him hold her arm harder, and walk to his tree.
"Boy if you don't let me go…" She trailed off for a dramatic effect, while Kuwabara and Yusuke watched on the grass in amusement, and Kurama leaned on a tree, shaking his head.
"Whatever, baka onna." That did it, her hand almost went of its on free will, a loud sound echoed through the small park as hand connected with face, causing random birds to leave their tree.
Hiei was shocked, never had anyone had the guts to stand up to him, let alone slap him.
"What the hell! Botan slapped Hiei!" Yusuke and Kuwabara started whispering to each other about how Botan would be like their new idol standing up to Hiei like that.
"You touched me. Why?" Hiei said, because Botan's anger had never left, she decided on telling him why.
"Why? I'll tell you why, because your a pessimistic, egotistical, self-centered, short-tempered, emotionless, distrustful, impassive, and beside yourself! You're a jerk to anyone who tries to help, well except Yukina and Kurama. Your rude, vulgar, and churlish! You need an attitude adjustment. That is why I slapped you." After that Botan's anger left and she looked really pale.
"Now, lets go, before I… yawn… pass out. It's been a while since I yelled like that, thanks Hiei." Hiei had been shocked, so had Kurama, and Kuwabara and Yusuke had just left, afraid that Botan might hit them.
"Sure, onna." Hiei said, as he slowly walked to Botan, who once again was happily smiling.
"My, Botan, I never knew you had such a large vocabulary." Kurama said, as he thought over everything Botan had said.
"Just because I act unintelligent doesn't mean that's how I really am." Botan said, walking with Hiei to Keiko's house.
Okay, I made it really long, because I couldn't find a good place to stop, and I got typing happy. Please review!
Jap. Dic., just in case.
Baka- Stupid/idiot
Onna- woman
Nani- what
Ano- um
-sama- boss