Because Of Fruitcake

Summery: A series of unfortunate, or fortunate on your view, events, caused by Botan smelling of fruitcake, leading up to a HieiBotan romance

Last Time: "I want to take a nap, lets go." Botan tried to pull away from Hiei, only to have him hold her arm harder, and walk to his tree.

"Whatever, baka onna." That did it, her hand almost went of its on free will, a loud sound echoed through the small park as hand connected with face, causing random birds to leave their tree.

Hiei was shocked, never had anyone had the guts to stand up to him, let alone slap him.

"You touched me. Why?" Hiei said, because Botan's anger had never left, she decided on telling him why.

"Why? I'll tell you why, because your a pessimistic, egotistical, self-centered, short-tempered, emotionless, distrustful, impassive, and beside yourself! You're a jerk to anyone who tries to help, well except Yukina and Kurama. Your rude, vulgar, and churlish! You need an attitude adjustment. That is why I slapped you." After that Botan's anger left and she looked really pale.

Thank you:

Foxxygirlchan:for your question I said Yusuke and Kuwabara left

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And all other reviewers!

I had this up earlier, but it was stuck in all bold, so I have reposted it.
This Time: Chapter 3- You don't even care!

Botan and Hiei had slowly made their way to Keiko's house, and rung the doorbell. After the third time, Keiko came to answer the door, surprised when she saw Hiei.

"Um… what happened here Botan?" Keiko asked her best friend, as Botan just sighed and walked in, Hiei forced to follow her.

"Okay, I was cursed by some demon with the fruitcake, because I'm some type of rare miko demon. And now I'm bound to the person who embrassed me the most. It was Hiei, because… he… licked me." Keiko started laughing, and went up the staires, Botan and Hiei following.

"I still have your gift for the party and it seems Mr. Anti-social will have to come. Now Yukina is at the temple fixing some food for the party, we have to fix the turkey." With that said, Botan using her spirit energy had her navy hair tied up into a messy bun with apurple apron. Keiko had two messy buns on top of her head and a green apron. And Hiei was stuck with a frilly pink apron.

After they cooked

Botan and Keiko sighed withrelief at finish the cooking. It wasn't too bad, Hiei was covered in flour, Botan was covered in stuffing, and Keiko was covered in turkey jucies.

"Oh no… how am I suppose to take a bath or shower with Hiei stuck by me? Keiko, I can not and will not bathe with a bathing suit on." Botan whined, Keiko thought for a minute, then opened her mouth with a solution.

"He can cover his eyes. I know! I'll have another shower curtain cover half the shower like a door." Botan thanked Koenma for that and ran upstaries, dragging Hiei with her.

"Thank you so much!" Witt that Keiko put up the shower cutain, and left the two alone.

"Hiei, there are two shower heads, I trust you know how to use them. Now I'll close my eyes and let you undress and go in, first." Botan said, turning around and shuting her eyes. She her the water turn on and a 'hn' for her to turn around.

"Hmmm, I don't think I can do this, but I'm filthy. Damn you Fath! I'll kick your ass when I get back to Rekai!" Botan said to herself, as she quickly undressed and cleaned off the stuffin, yelling out loud when she tasted blood in her mouth.

"I have fangs! And freakin' elf ears!" Botan said, washing her navy hair with strawberry scented shampoo. She had an odd fixation with strawberries.

"Great, thanks a lot Keiko, you leave me here with a guy and now cloths or a towel. KEIKO! GET ME YOUR OLD CLOTHS!" Botan yelled,as she heard snickering coming from behind her.

"Coming Botan!" Keiko yelled, as Botan poked her head through the shower curtain, almost passing out.

She saw Hiei didn't waste time getting out, it seemed he had thought ahead and took some of Kurama's cloths. He had on nothing… but some silk black boxers.

"Like what you see." A sound in the back of her head said, before common sense took over.

"Oh my! Hiei you should have said something about getting out!" Botan said, turning around, still seeing his tan and toned chest. Her face was crimson as Keiko came in after Hiei was done, dressed in a black tee-shirt and black sweatpants.

"Here you go Botan, this is the only thing that will fit you." Keiko handed Botan some blue kimono. Botan quickly changed as she heard her friends come through the door in the living room.

"Keiko, go and grab the thing for me, Hiei wants to help Yukina with the ham." With that Botan hurrily ran down the stairs trying to keep up with Hiei.

Keiko walked into the kitchen with Hiei and Botan, carring a small doll-o-rama. It had all of them on it, all of them being, Shizuru, Kuwabara, Yusuke, herself, Botan, Hiei, Kurama, and Yukina.

"Hn." Hiei said, seeing his self in doll form, it was really life like too. It had rubies as his eyes, it wore all black, and even had a tattoo of The Dragon Of The Darkness Flame on his arm.

"Okay, come on, lets bring in everything." Keiko said, as Botan led the trio out the kitchen door. Botan, being first out, placed her doll-o-rama of the group in the center of the table.

"Onna, move your dolls, I need to put down Yukina's ham." Hiei said in his bored monotone voice, as Botan kept her dolls their defiantly.

"No, I put it down first, put Yukina'sham somewhere else." Botan said, as Hiei picked up her doll-o-rama moving it to the ground, and Botan grabed it back pulling to the table.

"Now, I'm sure there is room for both of them." Keiko said, trying to calm them down. Yukina, Shizuru, and Kurama looked worried. Kuwabara and Yusuke were betting on who would win.

"Move it now onna!" Hiei said with one last pull, as it flew into Keiko's fireplace, burning to ashes and Botan screamed and tried to use the pryer things to pull it out, but it was already gone.

"Hiei, how could you? You imprudent, injudicious, impetuous, ass! You don't even care!" Botan said, choking Hiei with blood red eyes, pissed off at all her hard work that was burned. Hiei was really shaken up, he hadn't expected this and was really choking. So he turned and started hitting Botan, but not with a lot of his demon power, more of a Kuwabara hit.

Just in time, Kurama and Shizuru pulled apart the two while Botan broke free of Shizuru she sank to the ground in pure despair, dead to the world, in a bottomless hole of saddness. (A/N: Super cheesy, I know)

"Hiei! How could you! Do you know how long Botan worked on making those, she even gave up her paycheck for three weeks to make sure yours looked just right. And you threw it into the fireplace." Keiko said, scolding Hiei, who just 'hn'ed.

"Say your sorry. But later, I don't think Botan can hear anything." Yukina said, moving Botan's head to get a better look at her face, which seemed emotionless.

"Botan, are you okay?" Yukina asked, as Botan stirred alittle. Botan then nodded getting up, with the same blank look on her face.

She now had a powerful aura around her, she also had two navy strips on each check and a broken black heart on her forehead. Her eyes were also a new color, instead of pink, they were blood red.

"This Botan is fine, just a little sleepy." Botan said, gainning shocked looks from everyone. Botan sat down on the floor, her head was killing her.

"Oh… This Botan's head is killing her." Botan said, holding her head in pain, as energy crackled around her. Yukina slowly made her way to her friend, only to be stopped by Kurama.

"Don't. If you touch her now, she'll purify you. That crackling is raw miko energy, and it wouldn't be very wise if you touch it." Yukina just nodded as Botan feel to the ground, in a deep sleep.

"Come on Hiei. I'm taking her to bed." Keiko said, carefully picking up Botan as Hiei slowly followed, going into Keiko's spare bedroom.

"Hn."

Wow, I used like five thesaurus here. So I hope you enjoyed it, cause I may have fluff in the next chapter. It all depends, I want at least two more reviews for some Hiei/Botan fluff. Please review!

Oh and foxxygirlchan had another question for the old version of this chapter.I could have used 'This One' but I used 'This Botan' becuase it sounds cooler, try it with your real name, it's alot of fun. I'l sit there in class and say 'This My-real-name'just to piss off my teachers. Ja!