Because Of Fruitcake

Summery: A series of unfortunate, or fortunate on your view, events, caused by Botan smelling of fruitcake, leading up to a HieiBotan romance

Last Time: Botan made a nice doll-o-rama for the party as a centerpiece. Hiei being the cold guy he is threw it into the fireplace and got chocked by Botan. After that Botan's raw miko energy skyrocketed and she was placed into Keiko's spare room.

Okay, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air or The Backyarigangs or Rurouni Kenshin.

This Time: Chapter 4- The Sleepover

"Hiei… if you really want to make it up to Botan, you'll help me plan her favorite thing in the world. When she wakes up, come with me and bring some soda in here." With that Botan's head shot up and she yelled,

"SLEEPOVER!" Keiko laughed as Botan smiled happily, the only time Keiko ever got out soda was at a sleepover. Then Botan thought about her situation, what would they do about Hiei?

As if reading her thoughts Keiko gladly interrupted Botan's panicked thoughts. "Don't worry, we'll use a curtain as a door and spilt up the room. Boys on one side, girls on the other, I have had this planned for a while." Keiko said, as Botan just nodded.

Hiei got up with Botan and went to pick out a soda, and came back to the room to see Yukina and Keiko already done. They had put up an all black curtain that reached the floor and labeled both sides. The boy's side had a big screen TV. and a snack bar and things like that. The girl's side had a Aloha Neko T.V. (A/N: I'll put you in a chapter if you can guess who that is in real life) They also had a large ice cream Sunday maker and lots of other… girly things.

"Okay, well Kuwabara and Shizuru had to leave, because their going on vacation with their Mom. (A/N: do they have a mom?) Hiei, you and Botan will have to sit close to the curtain for the curse not to work to hard." Keiko said as Kurama and Yusuke came back from their houses, Yusuke to grabe some cloths, Kurama to tell his mom.

"Now… over to the other side!" Keiko said as her and the other girls pushed the three guys out.

With The Girls

"So… Botan… what exactly did you say at the park that got Hiei's face red?" Botan fidgeted in her spot, as she looked at the heated gazes of her gossip crazy friends. Botan sighed and thought of where to begin.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." Thee, she hoped that would be a good enough answer. Well… let's just say those Sundays didn't look to tasty now.

"Okay! Well, you remember that paper we wrote a few weeks ago. Well, I kind of said everything on that paper." Botan said, as Keiko and Yukina's mouth flew open.

"You did what! How could you!" Yukina said as Keiko took over.

"Your not telling us everything… what else happened?" Keiko said, raising her eyebrow at her close friend.

"And… his face was red… because I slapped him."

"Holy… fish!" They laughed as Botan went over exactly everything she said and did before she slapped him.

That did it, Keiko and Yukina ran to the table and drunk a lot of soda. As they drunk they threw Botan a small bottle of it and they all drunk together, feeling rather drowsy. Then… everything became black.

With The Guys

"So… what are your intentions with Botan?" Yusuke asked Hiei who sat there with a 'I'm so much better than you' look on his face.

"Same as your intentions with Yukina." Yusuke nodded, and knew he meant nothing to harm his sister. Well not real blood sister… but you know what I mean.

"So… Kurama, are you and Shizuru going out?" Yusuke asked Kurama, my he just loved to butt into people's lives.

"No, I have… feelings for someone else." Kurama bravely said, but he soon wished he didn't. Luckily before Yusuke could question anything, they all heard a yell.

"You did what! How could you!" They all knew it was Yukina, they looked at each other. Then at the curtain. They had to find out what was going on.

"Should we check on them?" Kurama asked, but it was too late, they heard a slight thump nose and the sound of a kiddy song playing.

"Come on!" The guys walked in, apparently on the girls singing. But it just wasn't any song, it was the most addictive song on Nick Jr.

Hi, I'm Botan!

I'm Yukina!

And I'm Keiko

All Three

And we're your backyard friends the Backyarigangs!

Together in the backyard again!

Keiko

In the place where we belong

Yukina

Though we'll probably sing a song

Botan

And we'll even dance along

All Three

We got the whole the wide world in our yard to explore

We always find things we've never seen before

That's why everyday, we're back for more

With your friends the backyardigans!

"What… in the seven hells is wrong with them?" Yusuke yelled, as the girls giggled loudly and picked out another song.

"I have no clue. What could they have eaten?" Kurama said, twitching his eye and left arm. The girls either didn't see and hear them, or ignored them. Either way the girls laughed and hiccupped while singing another song.

Keiko

I brushed against those freckles that I hated so,

Life goes on and I heave a little sigh for you.

It's heavy, the love that I would share for you,

But it dissolves like it was just a sugarcube.

Now the little pain sitting in my heart has shrunken a bit but it really does hurt me now

Those silly horoscopes, I

Guest I can't trust them after all

Yukina

If we could get further away

I wonder what it would be like

Yay!

I'd be so happy

Inside my heart

Botan

All the memories I have are beautiful in my mind

But they don't feed the hunger deep inside my soul

And tonight I thought I'd be just sitting in my sorrow

But now I must wonder why

What did it really mean to you

I just can't see it anymore

I just can't see it anymore

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhh...

"Oh my god! You know what? We gotta sing the song FPOBA!" Botan said, with a slurred voice. Yukina and Keiko nodded and pushed more buttons on the bombox.

Kurama was busy looking for what could have cause this reaction. Yusuke was video tapping everything. And Hiei was shaking his head at his sister's odd behavior.

"Oh no. I think I found out what cause this." Kurama said, finding the empty soda bottles. They were on a soda high, they only acted this way when they had root beer, or that's what Keiko warned him about.

Keiko

Now this is the story all about how

My life got twisted upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called Bel Air

Botan

In west Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of school

When a couple guys, they were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scarred

And said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"

Yukina

I begged and pleaded with her the other day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and she gave me my ticket

I put my walkman on and said

I might as well kick it

Botan

First class, yo this is bad,

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of bel-air living like,

Hmm this might be alright!

Keiko

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the

License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

All Three

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To settle my throne as the princess of bel-air

"Um… Kurama what is wrong with Yukina, Keiko, and Botan?" Yusuke said, as Kurama had a serious face on. He shook his head like a doctor about to say bad news would.

"Well, it seems as though they are on a high of sorts. But I would rather call it a drunk, they drunk some root beer, which I might say is FORRBIDDEN for a reason Yusuke, and it has once again made them drunk." Yusuke grinned and said sorry.

"It appears they have finshed part one of three. The next part is when they start to get very emotionally attached to a guy that their instinces have picked." Kurama said, reading from the small notes Keiko was able to write the last time this happened.

"And who exactly are the guys they picked?" Hiei asked, slightly worried. Kurama took an odd smirk at Hiei's discomfort.

"Keiko has chosen Yusuke, Yukina has chosen me, and you and Botan are still stuck together." Hiei was really close to yelling, but stopped himself. And saw that the girls looked like they were about to cry.

"I want my Yu-kun!" Keiko whined in a baby voice, Botan and Yukina started to sob and cry.

"Yu-kun?" Kurama asked as Yusuke, red in the face, walked over to her and patted her back in a sad attempt to make her stop.

"Where is Kura-chan?" Yukina whined as Yusuke and Hiei sent questioning glancs at the bright pink boy. Kurama slowly walked over to Yukina and helped her to her feet, and over to the make-shift bed.

Hiei was expecting Botan to cry for him, but she sat there teary-eyed and sniffing, but refusing to call for him. Hiei sighed and waited, for about ten miutes, listing to Botan sob slightly. Hiei had finnaly had enough and walked to Botan, who in turn slid back away from Hiei.

It was then that he noticed the srong scent of fear on her. Her face was blothed and red from tears, and everytime Hiei tried to get closer, she was sob louder.

"Botan, what's wrong?" Those were wods Hiei thought he would never say. Botan just whimpered slightly and looked up at Hiei with puffy red eyes and tears streaking her face.

"Nothing… leave me alone… I never wanted to be with you anyway, Keiko and Yukina refused to let me have anyone else. So now I'm stuck with the one person who hates me." Hiei looked hurt for once.

Hiei slowly pulled the crying Botan into a hug, patting her back. While she stopped and hiccupped into his cloak. "I'm sorry." Hiei said, gaining looks from everyone in the room, at which he glared at.

"I forgive you, Hi-kun!" With that Botan snuggled into Hiei for more warmt and sighed happily. Hiei looked shocked but moved them over to yet other make-shoft bed and laied down with her.

See, I told you I would so have a little fluff here! Thanks for my reviews, I can't wait till my next chapter, please review, ja! Sorry if it sucks, my28 years oldmom is graduating today so I had to rush.