Because Of Fruitcake
Summery: A series of unfortunate, or fortunate on your view, events, caused by Botan smelling of fruitcake, leading up to a Hiei/Botan romance
Last Time: The three girls acted somewhat like their male counterparts and met up with a corny girl they once knew. After the girl picked on Hiei's size, he threw her up into a pole and the four left. Shortly after the three girls returned to normal and are about to see the tape Yusuke made of them.
A/N: I am so sorry for the long wait, but I got grounded from the computer because I got a C on my report card. My parents have high expectations of me. Anyway, thank you for waiting I will try to make this chapter extra long.
PS- There is one part where Hiei will be OOC but only for a little while.
This time: Chapter 6 The Tape and Old Friends
The six teens walked into the living room of Keiko's house and sat on the couch, Kurama and Hiei in between Yusuke and the girls, just in case. Yusuke happily ran up to the VCR and popped in the black tape, he officially named 'The Girls Gone Wild'. Yusuke pushed play and ran back to his seat as Kurama and Hiei tried to put as much space between the girls and Yusuke, for his own sake.
Halfway through 'Freckles' the girls were punching Kurama and Hiei out of the way to get to Yusuke, who was laughing his head off at the song. After being kicked in the face, Kurama moved aside to let the girls pass. It was only them and Hiei, and knowing Hiei, he wouldn't budge. Yusuke sighed in relief at the protection, only to scream as Hiei smirked, moving aside and walking behind Botan.
The girls slowly closed in to Yusuke, forming a semi-circle, while Yusuke laughed nervously. The girls just growled and before they could jump and attack, the doorbell ringing brought them out of their need to murder Yusuke. Seeing his chance Yusuke ran behind Kurama and waited for someone to answer the door.
"They're here!" All three girls shouted and ran to the door. The boys heard a bunch of greetings and squealing, so they just sat there, all except Hiei who had to run with the girls because of the curse. Hiei didn't see who came though, because he stayed away from the door. Then the girls squealed again and ran back to the living room with Hiei in in the rear.
The other two boys, and finally Hiei, saw who came, it was two girls around their age. One was being hugged to death by Yukina and Botan, while the other was probably becoming deaf, because of Keiko's talking.
"Guys, these are two of our best friends, Ashley and Rose. I know Ashley from school and Botan introduced us to Rose." Keiko said, pointing to each girl as she said their name.
Ashley looked about fourteen and had brown eyes and black hair with dark red highlights. She was wearing a light blue pair of capri pants and a dark blue short sleeve tee-shirt. She looked like she was seeing something they couldn't and finally talked to them.
"Hello, I'm the one called Ashley, I love reading, and soccer, and I've heard many tales about you guys. I was surprised that Keiko knew the great Youko Kurama, and the wonderful Jaganshi Hiei. And I just couldn't believe she lik- knew the Spirit Detective, Yusuke Urameshi." She said, gaining shocked looks from the boys. Before she could explain, Rose pushed her out of the way.
"She is human, but she has strong spiritual awareness and powers." Rose was somewhat pale and had beautiful purple hair and brown eyes. She was slightly taller then Hiei, around five foot 1 and looked closer to Kurama's age, about 15. She was wearing a dark green skirt that came to her knees and a lighter green long sleeve top.
"I'm a demon, a plant demon. And I met Botan while I was lost in Makai, she was taking a soul to Rekai so she just helped me get back to Nigenkai, after that we became fast friends and then I met Yukina and Keiko."
Then Rose and Ashley went straight up to Kurama to… inspect him. Rose felt his hair while Ashley saw how much Spirit Power he currently had.
"He will do just fine for her." Rose concluded, as Ashley nodded and the other three girls sighed.
"We told you that before, we know how to pick her future boyfriend." Botan said in a tired voice, as Kurama turned an interesting crimson color. Rose and Ashley did a 'hump' noise and then suddenly it hit them.
"Botan, you're a demon!" They said at the same time. Botan just nodded slightly and sat down by Hiei. "Hey, why are you and Jaganshi so close?" Rose said, raising one purple eyebrow at her friend's blush.
"Um… well you see, I'm demon because I guess that's what I was before. I'm a darkness miko dragon. I'm stuck close to Hiei because of a curse, that binds me to whoever embarrassed me the most. That was him, because he licked me!" Botan said, her eye twitching, while everyone laughed.
"Ohh, he must have smelt the fruitcake and didn't know what it was, right?" Ashley said as the laughter subsided. Botan just nodded a yes as Ashley started talking again.
"Man Hiei, your really short!" She said as Hiei started thrashing about, trying to leave Kurama's death lock on his stomach to teach the girl some manners.
"Who you calling short? You're the short one!" Hiei yelled still thrashing about as Ashley scoffed at him, while retorting back to him,
"Short? I've got two inches on you, you're the short one!" (A/N: I'm going by what I found out and I found out that Hiei is like 4'10) Hiei was still trying to get away, but at the same time was sulking at the girl.
"Stop calling me short! I'll rip off your legs and stick them on your head!" (A/N: I got that off of FullMetal Alchemist)
While this was going on, Rose walked up to Botan and whispered something into her ear. Botan nodded again then made a sour face.
"But, does it have to work… that way?" Botan asked as Rose just nodded, telling Ashley what she said to our dear Demon Miko. Botan bit her lip and thought about the whole thing. Rose had told her a spell, but to make it work she had to kiss Hiei's check. Botan had decided what she would do.
"Hey Hiei," She started as everyone looked at her in silent anticipation "please don't kill me for this." Botan started chanting the spell and at the end kissed his check softly causing her lips and his body to glow a bright blue color.
"See! I knew that if we didn't stop them at that park something like this would happen!" Yusuke said as Botan pulled back fast and Hiei looked stunned. Then he heard the girls cooing over him and the guys laughing at him.
"Um.. Hiei, come with me, you may want to see this now." Botan said, bringing Hiei to the bathroom with her.
Hiei's P.O.V.
I almost screamed at the site that I saw in the mirror. On top of my head were two… twitch… fuzzy… twitch… blackcat ears.
"Onna!" I roared, scaring all the girls in the house. "What is the meaning of this?" I saw her make her cat face and knew she screwed up again.
"Sorry. The spell was only suppose to knock you out for a few hours so I could go to my new house. I guess I said it wrong, well we might as well get going." The woman said, as her navy hair swished back and forth. I just nodded an we said good-bye to everyone and left for 'our' house.
We didn't get far before she ran closer to me and rubbed my new cat ears, which I must admit felt very good. I was purring by the time she was done, and I think she heard me.
"Hiei, your purring, that is so cute. Oh my… um Hiei, take a look at your butt." She said as my eyes widened and I saw a long furry tail wiggle behind me.
"I feel like a human Kirara. I'm a flipping fire cat now, onna, lets go home." I said thinking of my favorite show, Inuyasha.
Botan's P.O.V.
I was still memorized by Hiei's super cute cat ears. And, without thinking, I walked closer to him and leaned my head on his shoulder. I was surprised when he didn't say anything but brushed it off and lead him to my new house. I only got it from Koenma as a way to keep me from killing him about the curse deal.
I rather loved the colors he chose. My whole house was pale pink with baby blue door and curtains. I could almost feel Hiei shuddering from the color as we walked in and locked the door.
"Hiei, you have to come by the door so I can change to some pajamas." I said as Hiei 'hn'ed but followed none-the-less. I walked into my dark red room as Hiei sat outside my door. I pulled a long black tee-shirt out of my closet and took off Keiko's girl scout uniform.
And just before I got my shirt on, Hiei decided to bust into my room, yelling about something that he had to slice. We both stood there, blinking as I slowly proceeded that I was only wearing a bra and underwear with my shirt in my hands.
"PERVERT!" I yelled throwing books, trashcans, movies, anything I could get my hands on at his head. Then I threw on my shirt and threw one last thing at his head before his left the room. It was Koenma's old x-box, and I think it hit the mark. Ouch.
Hiei's P.O.V.
I was going to tell the onna about the evil blender I killed. But I guess I should have waited, because the onna wasn't done dressing and I saw her in her bra and underwear. I thought they would have been pink, but they were dark black.
We looked at each other for a minute or two, before she yelled pervert at me and threw a whole but of crap at me, most missing. Then she threw on the shirt and threw some big game console at me, and hit me square in the forehead.
"Onna! That hurt." She just blushed and made a small bed on the floor of tbhe living room, for I guess me, then she got some covers for the couch and laid down, patting to floor for me to go to sleep. I took off my cloak, and had my black shirt underneath, and laid down and heard the onna was already asleep. I kept replaying the sence when I saw her underwear over and over.
In case you didn't know they were a thong.
My cat ears flicked as the onna rubbed them in her sleep. Silly girl, but I wonder how long I have to look like a cat person.
Okay, That's it for now. It's 5 pages long! Okay, please review, and um… Sorry for the long wait. See You guys later!
