Because Of Fruitcake
Summery: A series of unfortunate, or fortunate on your view, events, caused by Botan smelling of fruitcake, leading up to a Hiei/Botan romance
Last Time: Hiei finally got rid of his cat ears, only to get Inuyasha's Beads Of Subjugation stuck around his neck. That means he'll get sit, big timeOkay, thank you to my reviewers, and Animeluv09 you can by the Inuyasha beads, but you have to get the season one box set, but it cost like $100, and it takes forever to find a store with the box set that comes with the beads.
Okay this chapter will have Yukina and Keiko OOC, really OOC. They'll be perverted, and Botan will have an odd phobia.
This Time: Chapter 8 Hot Spring Time and Blackmail
"You jerk! How was I suppose to know you crawled out of that crater and by my fist?" Botan yelled at Hiei, who had a big fist shaped knot on his forehead.
"Oh, maybe when I was screaming at you to stop!" Hiei said, he and Botan had been yelling for a good ten minutes, and still didn't know what made her wake up. Now you may be wondering what in the seven hells happened. Well, it was really a funny story.
FLASHBACK
Ring… ring… ring
Most of you would know that this is the phone ringing, but Botan had other ideas. Now keep in mind that her brain is fogged with sleep. Knowing this, you can see why she thought it was her alarm clock. How Hiei comes into this is about to be shown.
"Stupid alarm clock." Botan said, turning over to face what she thought was her night stand with her alarm clock. It was really Hiei's head, she was still on the couch after her nap, and Hiei had crawled out of his crater to lay down on his floor bed.
BAM
Botan took a big swing and hit her target, which was Hiei's forehead. Botan woke up all the way to see Hiei holding his head in pain.
"Stop! It's me, Hiei!" Hiei said, which started the fight earlier.
END FLASHBACK
"Oh god, it was the phone, most likely Keiko!" Botan said, as she ran to check. She was right, she quickly called Keiko back and talked for a while.
"Okay, sure, I'll tell him. Wait! You mean it's one of those feudal Japan ones, where we go… nude? Fine, but if we get caught, I'll squeal on you." Botan said, as she hung up and ran over to Hiei, who was close to her because of the curse.
"Um… Hiei, me, Keiko, Yukina, Kurama, and Yusuke are going to the hot spring they found in the woods. Your going too." Hiei, being as stubborn as he was, gladly said no way, just not in so many words.
"Hell no." Botan got mad and thought up a reason for him to go.
"Yukina will be there, and it's one of those hot springs where you go… nude and I'm sure you don't want Yusuke to do anything to your sister." Botan said, as she smiled with the look Hiei had on his face. He had to cave in now.
"Fine." Hiei said, as Botan pulled his arm and summoned her oar while her tee-shirt changed to her pink kimono, flying to the far away wooded area with the hot springs. She saw everyone waiting on the two and saw the slightly thin, short wall of rock that would just cover her head when she sat back to back with it.
"I see I'll have to be by the rocks. Okay, lets go, I suppose." Botan said, doing a nervous laugh.
Botan's P.O.V.
Keiko, I swear, I'll get you for this. She only wanted to come to get a good idea of how big Yusuke was. And she thought Yusuke was a pervert.
"What's wrong Botan, your not embarrassed about your body are you?" Keiko asked, with a sly tone in her voice. I turned beet red, I didn't really think I was all that… big in the chest department.
"Keiko!" I hissed at her, and turned to see the guys staring at us. I blushed more, then I fingered my kimono slightly. Then I looked at Yukina to help me, but dismissed the idea, Yukina wanted a low profile in the fact she wasn't naïve.
"I… have no problem with my body." Oh god, I'm a terrible liar. Keiko saw through me, and she clicked her mouth in sham I guess. "Keiko, I refuse to go into that hot spring. And no, I am not embarrassed with my body." I told her, and she still didn't buy it.
"Botan, come on, we have too, we'll deal with your body issues later." Keiko said, as the guys still wouldn't leave us.
"What are you looking at?" I yelled at them, they were waiting for something, but I couldn't tell what. I sighed and followed Keiko closer to the springs, as did the guys, they were probably waiting for Hiei to get in.
"Wait I can't!" But it was too late, when I close enough to the water, Yukina and Keiko began to undress me, in front of the guys! I turned red as I heard Keiko and Yukina gasp, and turn to face each other, they had given me a short towel, how nice.
"What's wrong girls?" I asked them, as they stood in shock.
"Botan, you have a size C bra!" They said in unison, and I blushed crimson, knowing the guys heard them. Oh, I'll get you Keiko, and your little koormie too. Wow, maybe I shouldn't talk to myself so much, I was starting to sound a little crazy.
"Keiko, Yukina! What are you doing? You… they… the guys now know my bra size, I was trying to keep it a secret!" I yelled at them, then they both said opps, and saw the death that I promised in my eyes.
"Whatever, lets just get on with this!" I said, as my mood changed and the girls and me got in the spring. We made sure to some-what face the guys, so we could get at least a little of the… action.
"Keiko… I don't think this is a good idea." I said, as I laid my head on the rock wall. She was out of it. So was Yukina. I take it Yusuke, and Kurama were undressing. I was right, I looked out the corner of my eye, to see Yusuke and Kurama with out a shirt, taking off their pants.
"Keiko! Yukina!" I splashed them with water and they took their eyes away long enough for the guys to get in the water. They looked mad, but it would be fine. They splashed me back and we had a water fight.
Then Keiko stopped, and eyed a spot behind me, before looking horrified. I would have asked her what, but she and Yukina started talking. I love demon hearing.
Keiko's P.O.V.
I saw something behind Botan, it was a monkey. I knew my face looked like I saw a ghost, Botan was about to ask me why, so I started talking with Yukina.
"Yukina, there's a monkey by Botan." Her eyes widened, she knew about Botan's monkey phobia. I think Botan heard me, her eyes got wide, and she slowly turned her head to see a monkey next to her. That was the first in a series of… odd events.
Reader's P.O.V.
Botan let out the most terrified scream ever known to man.
"AHHHHHH!" She said, as Yukina and Keiko moved closer to try and comfort her, but the monkey had taken a liking to her and was hugging her. Her eyes water as they all heard bam next to them.
WITH THE GUYS
They heard the scream and ran over, or would have if all the blood hadn't rushed to their heads, making them dizzy and them falling on the water with a bam, yet still floating.
BACK WITH THE GIRLS
"It's a monkey, the monkey is on me! Get it off, get the monkey off of me!" Botan kept saying, screaming at the top of her lungs, before she grabbed a towel and jumped out of the spring. The other two girls followed her to the guy's side, and… uh… woke them up.
WITH THE GUYS
The three teens awoke to some people yelling at them. They soon knew it was the girls, and wondered what had happened to make them sound so mad. To be safe, they kept their breathing normal because of Botan's ears and kept their eyes closed.
"Ewwww! That's just gross, cover up!" Botan said, knowing they were out cold for a while, or at least she thought.
"What ever Botan, I'm sure Yusuke wouldn't mind me… measuring." Keiko said, licking her lips as Botan looked horrified.
"Keiko! Please, what about Yukina?" Botan said, as she turned to see Yukina, admiring the 'piece of work' in front of her.
"But Botan! How often do we get a chance like this, besides it's what we came here to do. To…get a good view on things." Yukina said, as Botan looked disgusted, "Besides, your lucky, Hiei's like a freaking horse or something." Yukina added.
"I will not look that far down! I will not… Keiko! You brought the tape measurer? I'm surrounded by a perverted school girl and demon girl who was faking being naïve!" Botan said, as she twitched when she heard something move. "Uh… you girls might want to move." She said to them.
"But Botan! We want to know why Hiei's so much bigger, and why you get to keep that gift to yourself! Most likely because he's short." Yukina said, writing down her guess on Kurama's fifth limb.
"Or has a big foot size." Keiko added thoughtfully, hearing tons of rumors on how to measure without looking. Yukina nodded and Botan looked frightened.
"I don't want the gift! I don't like him that way! Miss I have a Kurama shrine, for both forms!" Botan said, as Yukina blushed and Keiko laughed.
"Yes, go ahead and laugh, but I know you have chewed gum from Yusuke! Or maybe I should tell him about last week's dream… the one with the honey?" Botan said, as Keiko's mouth opened and closed like a fish.
"Oh yeah… I'm not the one who had that dream about Hiei using whip cream on me, BOTAN!" Keiko yelled, and Botan stuttered for a minute.
"Why are we fighting? I mean, we came here for our mission, I suppose I'd better tell you Kurama and Yusuke's blackmail. I don't have any one Hiei… well I have one, but he'd kill me if any one else found out. He doesn't even know I know." Botan said, as they all giggled.
"Okay, in 5th grade, Kurama use to dress up as a gril i nthe morning and call himself Chii-Chii (1). Then there was that one time, thatKeiko was sick, and Yusuke drew five chest hairs with magic marker on his chest then hid behind a tree… then jumped out and yelled Chest Hairs!" They all laughed, as they heard the boys laughing, unable to hold them in.
"Ekk! You see, this is what happens when you go around touching things. I bet they've been up the whole time." The girls blushed. "What exactly did you hear?" Botan asked the boys who quickly got back into the water.
"Um.. I heard something about Botan, Hiei, and whipped cream. Then I heard Keiko, Yusuke, and honey. I also heard Yukina said to Botan that, and I quote, "Besides, your lucky, Hiei's like a freaking horse or something"." Kurama said, as they all blushed.
"Um.. I can explain." But before Botan could, her compact went off and she opened it. "Yes sir?" Botan asked Koenma.
"Um.. Botan, do you know what starts today?" Koenma said, in a meek voice, and Botan shook her head no. "Um… demon mating season." Koenma squeaked out, and it took a while for it to sink in.
"Will someone tell me, why it is me, who hasn't done a thing wrong, has to go through this?" Botan asked no one really, "What else could go wrong?" Botan asked sarcastically. When Yusuke just had to pipe up.
"Well, Hiei could think your hot with that water running down between your chest." Yusuke said, doing a perverted grin. Botan's face flushed crimson, while she closed the compact and got up, slapping Yusuke along the way.
"Come on Hiei, I have to change." Hiei grabbed a towel putting it on before he got out and followed Botan turning around so she could change.
"I'm done." Botan voice was shaky, I mean come on, she just saw Hiei naked. Hiei nodded and changed while she quickly turned around. It appeared he didn't care if anyone saw him. 'Gee… I guess he's not modest'.
The two said bye to their friends and flew on Botan's oar back home. The ride home was… awkward, and awkward silence isn't the best thing in the world you know.
"Hey Hiei, you know your really cute when you sleep." Botan said, she had noticed that Hiei sucked his thumb when he was sleeping peacefully. Whether he knew it or not, she didn't know, but she wouldn't tell him just yet.
Okay, I'm done, hope you guys liked it! And I didn't think I would use Botan being afraid of monkeys, because all I planned was for someone to be super afraid of something. So I just used Botan, and my fear. Please review!
(1) This is from his human name, Suichii, because that's how I spell it.