Because Of Fruitcake
Summery: A series of unfortunate, or fortunate on your view, events, caused by Botan smelling of fruitcake, leading up to a Hiei/Botan romance
Chapter summery: Three days and Hiei finally gets affected by Mating Season. What'll happen when he gets his out of control daydream?
This is part two with Hiei's daydream. And I got my guy friend, Monkey-chan, to write it. Hope you enjoy it, and this chapter takes place during Botan, Yukina, and Keiko's day together.
Chapter 12- Mating Takes Affect Part 2 Hiei
Hiei's P.O.V.
Hn. The baka onna, the detective's onna, and Yukina are talking about something. It's about noon, I guess I should take a nap. I got nothing else to do. I leaned back on the wall by the door and fell asleep.
Hiei's Dream
Hiei was sitting a big slay bed with nothing on but some blue boxers. He looked next to him and saw Botan wearing nothing but a black bra and thong. Hiei blushed and looked away from her as she pouted.
"What's wrong Hiei?" She said innocently, "I thought you liked this outfit." She said, her voice turning more seductive. Hiei shuddered and blushed deeper, getting a giggle from the girl next to him.
"We can't do this. Your like an angel and I couldn't do that with you." Hiei said, still not facing her. Botan grabbed Hiei face and moved it to face her. Then she grabbed his hand and gently brought it up to her lips, brushing her mouth tenderly over his fingers.
Hiei lost her train of thought and stared. Did she have any idea how difficult it was to think while she was doing that to him?
"What did you say, Hiei?" She asked, in her innocent voice again. Did she realize how incredibly sexy she looked, her eyes locked onto him while her lips trailed delicately across the tips of each of is fingers? Did… did she have any idea what kind of effect it was having on him!
Of course she did. And that's why she did it.
"I said- I!" Her tongue darted out, sliding smoothly over his index finger. Hiei's eyes glazed over. What was he talking about? He watched her mouth attentively, a warm feeling in his stomach began to grow.
"Hmm?" She asked, as Hiei purred absently and took a deep breath as her tongue slipped out once more, this time against his pinky. He gasped as Botan's mouth slipped over the last three fingers on his hand.
"I said that I couldn't- I couldn't…" Botan had lightly nipped at one of his fingers. She looked up at her, a smirk playing on her lips. Exasperating. The woman was exasperating. How was one to think straight when she was doing… that to them!
"I can't quite hear you Hiei, can you repeat that?" Botan's mouth had begun to slide against his wrist and up his arm at an agonizingly slow and ticklish pace. One of her teeth scraped over his sensitive skin. Hiei couldn't take it. He threw himself at her, launched into her waiting embrace.
"I said that I'm more then ready to take you." Hiei said huskily. She kissed him, gently and deeply, her mouth hot against his, her lips slightly moist. He gave in completely, pressing his own lips back against hers.
DING-DONG
Hiei had snapped back to reality when the door bell rung and if you were close enough you could here him mumble, "Damn it." Then Botan came rushing out, avoiding his eyes.
"Lets go, someone's at the door." she said, avoiding eye contact at all costs. It was Kurama, I guess he had a… dream too.
"Hello Kurama. Um… if you and Hiei talk, it'll have to be by my bedroom door, me, Keiko, and Yukina are… er talking about school?" she lied, but we really didn't care. She led them to a small little living room like spot in front of my door, navy hair bouncing. "Bye."
"So, what happened?" I asked the fox, he blushed as he sat down and filddled with his hands. "Well?" I asked again. He sighed and started.
"I had a mating season dream about Yukina." My eyes almost popped out of my head. "She was wearing a red thong and strapless bra, and she was straddling my waist." I stopped him before he could go on.
"Okay, sorry I asked. But my sister?" I asked, I knew he liked her, but come on! He just grinned and nodded, then he gaze turned to me, and I knew he would ask.
"What about you?" I would have lied, but his freaking big emerald eyes saw through me and I had to tell the truth.
"She was wearing a black bra and thong and she was torturing me with her mouth." Was all I said before we got bored.
"Want to hear what the girls are talking about?" he asked me, and I agreed. We both pressed our ears to the door and listened to the onnas.
"Hey, will you ever eat strawberries again?" the detective's onna said to one of them making Yukina laugh.
"I feel so embarrassed. My dream, it had me and him outside, and he was eating those damn strawberries. He gave me a bite of his, then ate the last one. So I kissed him and jammed my tongue down his mouth to get it back." the baka onna said, as me and Kurama looked at each other.
"Wow. I suppose you have something for us to do?" Yukina said, the baka onna called Keiko.
"Keiko, on that table is a book bring it here please." the baka onna said, "This book is Koenma's, it has his opinion of us and people we've fought against."
"Okay, first is Keiko. It says, you work hard, when you make friends you keep them. You're very responsible, but you're also a victim." the onna said, "Okay, for you, it says cute nice and kind, you're the picture of innocence."
"Okay, for Yusuke, it says, you're the hero! Angry at a lot of people, but you make friends easily, and you're very loyal to them. It also has, most likely to die by a psycho post office employee. (That you managed to piss off.)" the baka onna and Yukina laughed.
"For Kurama, it says you're nice, your smart, you can fight, everyone loves you. You're like Mary Poppins…" I laughed at him, but was too late to muffle it. "Oh god, for Hiei it says, no one messes with you. You're quiet and obedient. In a scary way.…" I grunted as Kurama laughed quietly.
"Wow, Koenma has a lot for Hiei. It says you're a psycho who loves to cause others pain. What's wrong with you?" I was going to get Koenma for those comments. "If asked your age after talking to you on the phone, people would think you were: 16, you're so angry at the world." Well, that was true.
"Here's another Yusuke, you're angry, you're hungry, and you're powerful. I'd be testy too." Hn. Baka detective. "It also has Shizuru's, you don't care what anyone thinks about you, you just want your cigarettes and a little respect." I respect the oaf's sister.
"Oh he has one for that really cute demon, Touya! Me and Yukina both had a small crush on him. But she moved on to…" she stopped as Kurama looked painful at her not finishing. "Any way it says, you're quiet, smart, and careful. You have a strong sense of morals and only respect those who earn it."
"Oh, it's Kuwabara's, you're loud and excitable. You're loyal to friends, and a hopeless romantic." Stupid Kuwabaka. "Aww, it has Jin! It says you like to have fun. Sometimes other stuff happens, but it's not really important. And you LOVE nature." she sighed dreamily, I felt crushed for a minute.
"Your so fickle. You leave one demon for an Irish one, who's as air-headed as you!" Keiko said, as Kurama and I looked at each other in wonder.
"We weren't even going out. Plus I only think he's cute. You can't say it's the same as liking because I think lots of guys are cute." she said, as me and Kurama raised our eyebrows.
"Name all of the guys you think are cute." Yukina said, as me and Kurama waited..
"Yusuke, Kurama, Sniper, Jin, Touya, Rinku, Youko, Shishiwakamaro, and I know he's kind of creepy but Karasu, and Hiei." she said, as I felt very happy she thought I was cute. "But by far, my favorite cutie is Kuronue." she said, they all squealed. Kuronue? I snorted.
"No, he's my favorite, after Yusuke that is." Keiko yelled, trying to catch herself.
"What about Hiei. I mean he does have that bad boy thing going on." Yukina said, I could smell arousal from one of the girls.
"Or, he could be the 'hot, caring, strawberry loving' guy that-" Keiko started before…
BAM
I came crashing threw the door, Kurama still had his ear pressed against where it was. We all looked at each other, and Botan yelled at me.
"SIT!" I fell, but not on my floor. I fell on her face, we ended up kissing, and we were stuck that way for a good while before the 'sit' spell wore off. "Oh this is just terrific!" she yelled, in frustration.
"What in the seven hells were you doing listening to us talk?" Yukina said, as all three of them got up, and looked very threatening to us.
"Wait! I have a question first. Who thought Hiei could be' hot, caring, and strawberry loving'?" Kurama asked, as they all blushed, lucky, Keiko was talking and the baka onna watched her well then.
"Oh, that's easy it was-" Botan and Yukina cut her off, they both jump on the girl, making her stop.
They started saying something but me and Kurama ignored them while we started talking again.
"So… what are your intentions with my sister?" I said as Kurama blushed.
"Just a simple dinner when I get brave enough to ask her out. What are yours with Botan, she means a lot to me and Yusuke." Kurama said as I thought for a minute.
"Nothing." I lied, but thankfully before Kurama could question me, the girls walked over.
"It was Yukina. She thinks Hiei loves strawberries, and we all agree that Hiei is kind of hot. Plus to Yukina, he is caring." Keiko said, I didn't think that was too wrong, so me and Kurama believed her.
"So, what were you two talking about?" the baka onna asked the us, as we blushed. The girls laughed at us, then she looked at the clock. "It's late, you guys might want to leave now." she said, as we said our good-byes.
"Look me in the eye." I said, as we sat in the living room. She didn't, I guess she couldn't. Wonder why?
"I'm hungry, lets get me something to snack on." she said, as my stomach rumbled. She giggle at me as we walked to the kitchen. She opened up the refrigerator, and a note was inside. I couldn't read it, but Botan looked pretty horrified.
She sighed, and took out the red fruit. My eyes lit up, I loved strawberries almost as much as sweet snow.
"They were a… gift from Yukina and Keiko." We both sat down in the living room couch, eating the sweet strawberries. I ate them up, fast. She smiled and after we finished the box, we both fell asleep on the couch, together again.
Okay, please tell me how Hiei's dream was, and again my guy friend, Monkey-chan, wrote his dream. Sorry if it sucks. Any way, please review.