Disclaimer: They are not mine, but... I will change my name, move to the moon, I will do whatever it takes! YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BACK! Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Eats some cheese
Now for the answer all of you have been worried sick about, I'm sure, 'What is that thing in your belly button' or perhaps one a bit more intelligent... 'What do sporks have to do with the story?' Well, I'll tell you. Nothing!
...Or perhaps they are the very best part of the story where in Tony strips in a vat of chocol- Never mind! No chocolate vat stripping! You heard nothing…
"Abby. I'm sorry." McGee said over and over as the entered the building, not only was his saying this attracting attention but the fact that he was wearing woman's sweat pants That many guessed belonged to Abby. Also raised some eyebrows.
"Hey! Probie!" A familiar voice yelled. McGee stopped his apologizing for a moment and turned to look. "Nice pants." DiNozzo said smoothly.
"Where are they?" McGee asked glaring at DiNozzo, he had not even noticed that Abby had left.
"Your pants?" Dinozzo questioned. "There." He pointed out a window facing the flag. McGee didn't see anything untill a strong breeze blew some five seconds later. There were his pants, proudly on display for
all to see.
He rushed over and leaning out the window attempted to grab them. Thank goodness they were attached to the window not the flag pole.
"McGee!" Gibbs' voice thundered through McGee ears causing him to jump. "Leave your pants alone."
"But, Um, Sir," He pointed at Abby's pants. "I can't we-"
"Your the one who came to working them" Gibbs interrupted whilst Tony nodded approvingly.
TBC...
Where is Kate?
Where is Ducky?
Why won't Gibbs let McGee get his pants? Because it's realllllly amusing! That's why!
Where is Abby now?
Does Tony really strip in a vat of chocolate? Perhaps?
Does Kate lick off the chocolate?
The answer to these perhaps and more Very perhaps. in the next chapter.
Seriously though, Let me know if you want Tony to strip in a vat of chocolate.