Fluffykins: you've forgotten something, other than my appropriate name

What? WTF, I forgot to name the new OC! Oh well, his name is Atsumori.

Atsumori: kinda long

Kikyo: -does the starry eye thing-

Sasha: '0-0' (cool, huh? Zero's are cat eyes!)

Well, Sasha has Fluffy,

Sess and Sash: -blushes repeatedly-

Lydia has Koga

Lydia: that was you're fault! You forced me to like him!

Koga: and I'm glad she did

Kag has Inu

Inuyasha ....erm

Kag: -blushes-

Akira has...

Akira: whatcha talking bout?

Well, DMC, what do you think about Akira/Kilala? Not now, but for a sequel or something or if Jitsuke (which she will for a chappie or two cause I got her permission) comes along and makes em older.

Daria: Fluffykin's soul is mine!

Sess: oh joy

I still have these purple rosaries! –Puts one on Sess-

Inu: now you know how I feel

Sess: will this ruin my hair?

SITSITSITSITSITSIT!

Sasha: can I have one?

Sure, here, -hands rosary to Sash-

Sasha: I have plans for this...-rubs hands together- MUHAHAHA!

Sesshomaru: -backs into a corner-

Rin has Shippo, in this fic any way, just as playmates...for now.

Shippo: huh?

Rin: lets go play with the bouncy ball Kagome got!

Shippo: ok! (KAWAII!)

So why should Kikyo be left out? She has a soul now!

Kikyo: exactly

Atsumori: so that's where I come in?

Yep!

Atsumori: do I have any demon in me?

You have a demon's sword, which magically works because Kikyo's mom blessed it and read your fate through it so she knows that...

Lydia: code 932!

Oops, sorry. Argh! This stupid mouse keeps not working! Thank God I can still type! Well, the fire lizard thing is not working, so I'm just gonna drop it! And no one has reviewed my other story even though I updated it! Fan fiction-dom is complicated!

Disclaimer: hi folks it's a beautiful evenin' and...

-brings out sword which glows green-

Disclaimer: ...um...I-Ice M-m-m-m-Miko does not own I-Inuyasha or, er, Akira, Sasha, and Jitsuke because Akira and S-Sasha are owned by DMC and Jitsuke is owned by animegirl12 or whatever the number was. Bye! –runs off at the speed of light-

Did you know that more deaths are caused by coconuts falling on one's head than by lightning?

Atsumori: that was random

It's true!

Lydia: right, lightning strikes the coconut tree, causing coconuts to fall on the stupid people below it's heads.

Its simple, its science!

Sasha: -reading my mind- well, IM the space freak. But then your yahoo ID is crazyaboutspace

I asked DMC if in the next ch of 'I'm not crazy, I'm gifted' Lydia and Daria

Daria: DMC!

...have a chess match and end up going bizerke because they keep trying to read each other's minds.

Person-I-Like: that reminds me of something

Eek! What are you doing here! You're not supposed to speak to me except on Mondays or if Layne actually asks you to ask me out at the end of the month and you do it! I've got to figure out how to stop that...

Person-I-Like: I can avoid her. It will be Monday before you actually get this chapter up.

That wouldn't work. You have a class with her in which she can talk to you (PE!). now bye! –pushes him out-

Everyone: aw!

I'm getting angry, you won't like what I write when I get angry! Ok that's it this is going to be the fluffiest chapter and closest to a lemon in my life!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Miroku: oh goodie! –rubs hands together-

Sango: '...'

Not with you, Miroku!

Miroku: crap

Well maybe just a little bit...

Miroku: YAY!

Sango: and the girl is...

You, of course!

Miroku: more YAY!

Sango: -blushes-

Kilala: mer meo maw me meow ow

Jitsuke: me ow mow meo

Sasha: Me-ow!

Lydia: WTF? You're not serious

Kilala: meo

Sasha: I am

Jitsuke: hehehe, tonight's the full moon!

And all will awaken!

Kilala: mermeomawmeomeowowowowowow!

Lydia: don't speak ancient Felin! I can hardly understand regular Felin!

Sasha: mermemeomewmawmeowmeeeeeea!

Jitsuke: MEM (LOL)

Inuyasha: what are you talking about?

Kagome: meow mer!

Inuyasha: not you too!

Kagome: -blushes- Sasha taught me!

Sasha: -whispering to Kag- meow mer me meo? –points at Inu

Kagome: -blushing- ermmm, maybe...

Jitsuke: meo, me mav me mo mawmwm meo me

Kagome: I'll try...

Meo? MOMEMEMEME! (MUHAHAHA)

Atsumori, Inuyasha: WHAT IS GOING ON!

DMC: meo me mawmew mow mo meo mer!

Inu: too...many...cats!

Sess: meo maw mew mow meow

Inu: O-O'

Sesshomaru: Luna's fault! –Points at Sasha by accident then points at Luna-

Sasha: who the heck is Luna?

Sess: er, I'll explain later...

Well, why don't you speak Kanan?

Inuyasha: why not. Arrr ruff wef gref arg geh gerf graf

Sesshomaru: arfgerfwerfruffgrogrufarfafre

Inuyasha: stupid ancient Kanan...

Luna: arf?

Jitsuke: arfrffruferfgrefarfgrof

Inuyasha: now that's wrong...

Kagome: arrfgrffgrufgrowlgrrerffreafr

-All stare at Kagome-

Inuyasha: where...did you...learn that?

Kagome: -blushing- I don't know...

Jitsuke: meo arf mow grff gro meaw meow grff arfg mw

Everyone: WTF?

Jitsuke: Felikaninananohn (that's Feli/kan/in/an/an/ohn (say that 10 times fast!))

Everyone: WTF?

Jitsuke: special language that includes Felin and Kanan

Everyone: oh...

WE HAVE A WINNER FOR MOST CONFUSING LANGUAGE KNOWER! –Hands Jitsuke a (very) big gold trophy-

Jitsuke: -blushing- I don't know what to say

Inuyasha: nothing in Felikaninananohn, please

Kagome and me: SITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!

To Animegirl#, I invented a name for the language you invented! You like?

Ch35 of fluff and changing

(At Naraku's...)

"Ah, Oykik, my love, I see you are completely finished now?"

"Yes, except my self would not stay in this body long enough to do any havoc without a Shirkon shard. Do you possess one? You should, I gave you 5 of them," Naraku pulled out a green glass-like sliver embedded in a gold ring.

"Oykik, will you marry me?" (Erggh, nasty,)

3rd person

Kadae poured some of the silver-ish-green liquid down Kagome's throat. She coughed twice and got up and Sasha went to attend to her. Then Kadae poured the remaining bit down Inuyasha's mouth. He gagged, and then woke up, slowly returning to his hanyou form and Atsumori attended to him.

"Now that ye have awoken, let us hear Atsumori's story." She looked around the room.

"Where art Lydia? She was here a minute ago, will someone go get her?" Sasha got up to go, but Koga stopped her.

"I'll go." It was final, and not even Inuyasha was going to argue. (My little 3-year old brother is running around shouting "ac-ow-ata-bit-chi!" 'O-o' very strange...) Koga burst out the door and sniffed until he picked up a strange sent. It's probably her, he thought. He followed it till he came upon Natomi.

'She blocked out her mind wave patterns. I think she wants to be alone'

'I need to see her'

'Ok, follow me' Natomi led him to a great tree, with a little hole in the middle, the tree Inuyasha had been pinned on by Kikyo. He heard soft sobs. Natomi silently slipped away, even wolves can play matchmaker.

"...Lydia?" she turned around, saw Koga, then turned away from him and buried her face in her arms.

"What's wrong?" the back of her kimono ripped open in two spots and revealed two crimson wings.

"Oh..."

"You probably think I'm some kind of freak,"

"No, I don't," Koga faced Lydia (here comes the fluff! Now if only... Lydia: oh boy,) and lifted her chin up with his finger. Her eyes were puffy and under them were strange markings (I'm drawing a picture, I'll send it to DMC, so ask her for it or ask me to email it to you or if your email address will offend my mom (rolls eyes) I'll have DMC (if she doesn't mind) email it to you) that weren't there before and her jewel was bright red with white sparks. She turned away.

"I'm changing, and I have no clue why,"

"It's ok, today's the full moon, weird stuff always happens on the full moon! Tomorrow morning it will all be gone. Until then I can make an excuse for you. I will meet you here later tonight. And then (I can't take it anymore!) he did the extraordinary. He kissed her. And there they sat, absorbed in the kiss. Natomi watched and smiled. The tree shook its branches, happy that the heartbreaks under it's boughs were ending, the magic of the full moon bringing it joy at the two lovers.

(At the hut)

"The wolf-boy is sure taking his time. Sasha, go get them please," Sasha left and followed her friends sent till she came upon Natomi.

'Sasha, I think Lydia should be alone a little longer'

'Why'

'Well, um, Koga just kissed her' Sasha bowled over.

'You're kidding, right?'

'No, he did. And I don't think Lydia will be coming for supper...'

'With the full moon and stuff? Alright, should I wait for Koga?'

'He might be a few minutes late...' Sasha giggled. Lydia was so lucky...

(Ten Minutes later)

Koga came into the room looking a little flustered. Sasha was bowling over with silent laughter. Sesshomaru raised his eyebrows. Sasha whispers ancient Felin in his ear.

"Oh!"

"Wait a sec! You weren't supposed to understand that!"

"Well I do,"

"But it was forgotten by even the Neko's a yokai decade (100 yrs) ago! And no Neko would tell an Inu!" Sesshomaru blushes bright red.

"Well, er, you see... so how do you know ancient Felin?"

"I...just...do! I knew it from my mother. My stupid father killed her in his madness. I don't really remember much before I became 18 and I met Lydia in the woods." Sesshomaru grew nervous. Luna was 18 when she was burned and she taught Sesshomaru Felin so he could understand what the Neko's were talking about during meetings... could it be...?

"Well, Lydia said she had to do something so she couldn't come right now." It's not a lie, but not the truth either. Sasha was still giggling. Koga took the bowl of Ramen that Kadae offered him and sat down, the taste of Lydia's kiss still on his lips.

(With Lydia)

LYV

I...I... I can't believe it. Is this a dream? Or did he just kiss me?

'It's not a dream'

'Oh, Natomi, you weren't ..."

'Saw the whole thing. That should be enough reason to dry your eyes,'

'I just can't believe it...'

'Consider yourself lucky, but tonight is always a romantic night,'

'I guess your right,' there was a rustling in the bushes. I looked around; vary, with one hand on my bow and an arrow drawn. Then Oykik arrived. She sneered.

"So it is happening," I pointed my bow at Oykik, arrow drawn taut.

"What are talking about?"

"You don't see it, do you? You're turning evil,"

"I am not!"

"Then why are your eyes red and why do you have crimson markings under your eyes? And most of all, why do you have wings like me?" she spread out from her black kimono red wings, ...just like mine! I shot an arrow, but my aim was bad and it missed by a couple of inchworms.

"It's true! I just came to see it for myself, goodbye!" and she flew off. Natomi came up.

'She's lying, you know it,'

'But what if she's not?' then Kagura appeared from behind the tree. Natomi pounced.

"Whoa! Wait! I'm here to help!" Natomi changed direction in mid air landing nicely to Kagura's side.

"What do you want?"

"I think we can help each other,"

"How?"

"Oykik is a liar, don't believe what she said. A dead spider under my control was sent spying last night. I heard them say that if you grew wings you would be reaching your full power. And then they got a little nasty, so I dropped the spider. I think I can teach you to fly."

"Fly? I know you fly on that feather of yours all the time, but that is still a little different than on wings."

"Just between you and me, I taught Oykik to fly. It was so hard not to laugh! If I even giggled Naraku would squeeze my heart. I figured they were in love, but I wasn't sure until that other night..." she shivered at the thought.

"But what's in it for you?"

"I was hoping if you ever knew how that you could free me from Naraku,"

"I'm afraid I don't know how..."

"But I'm sure you will eventually, I just ask that when that time comes you'll help me."

"Ok,"

"First lesson will be tomorrow morning before anyone else gets up, but long enough for the change to end."

"You know about that?"

"I always have, Naraku doesn't though. I better go before Naraku notices I'm gone. But I doubt he will while he has Oykik in his arms. Erggh." She shuddered once more then left.

'Do you trust that thing?'

'Yes, I knew the miko Naraku took Kagura's heart from. She gave Kagura her soul when her heart was fastened. I see so much of her in Kagura.'

"Lydia, 2 minutes till moon rise," Kagura was gone.

"I know Koga, I know, here it comes," (ok, now think human to werewolf and you'll see what happened to Lydia and Koga.) at the end there were left a gray wolf and a jet-black wolf with red wings. Then they raced.

"Can't catch me,"

"Watch me!" with a sudden burst of speed, Koga leapt onto Lydia, knocking her down playfully, like a pup (sorry wolf-boy, but young dogs aren't the only ones called pups...I think).

"Pinned you!"

"Oh, Koga," and then Lydia kissed Koga. Not the other way around, Lydia kissed Koga! That's a first...

(At the hut,)

One by one, Sasha, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Kagome all snuck away. Don't forget Kagome turns hanyou on full moon, which means whatever happens to Inuyasha happens to Kagome on full moons.

(In Inuyasha Forest by the big tree)

KGV

I ran along, feeling dog ears poke from the top of my head, watching my hands become furrier and my thumb disappear. Crash I was on all fours, getting smaller till I was practically suffocating in my blouse, underneath it all. Then it stopped. I slipped from inside my blouse, it being too big for me now. I looked into a puddle, and saw my reflection, as a dog's, not recognizing anything but the brown eyes staring back. Then I ran, I ran so fast I thought I would never stop...and ran right into a tree. It wasn't just any tree, it was the tree, the one I had met Inuyasha on.

"Ruff?" I said, surprised to hear Kanan and not English (I know she speaks Japanese, but I don't care!) coming back.

"Grff arf? (Is someone there?)"

"(Who's that?)"

"(Inuyasha)"

"(Oh, it's me, Kagome)" a furry face peaked out from the other side of the tree.

"(Kagome? What... oh, I forgot you turn hanyou on these nights, I guess this would happen too, amazing you lived to see one, though, it only happens in a decade.)"

"(That's only 10 years,)"

"(A yokai decade. 100 years,)"

"(Wow,)" Inuyasha was overcome by the strawberry smell of Kagome. It was so sweet. The tree shook, laughing in its forever silence. It would help the two out. The branch suddenly shook, knocking Inuyasha head first into me, causing our lips to accidentally meet. Then we locked, caught in that accidental kiss as if it were fate. The tree laughed, it loved these nights where the moonlight and starlight made everything hazy and made the night romantic. Two hearts had met under its leaves, what tree could be happier?

(By the lake...)

Sesshomaru disappeared in a bush, coming out as pure white dog. He had left his clothes and boa in a safe place and Rin was with Kikyo and Atsumori who did not change on nights like this. But he was alone, like always, how he had lived his life forever, alone in the world, until he met Luna. And even that was robbed of him, it seemed the fates wanted him alone for his life with nothing but a toad to keep him company. All alone... Splash he was in the lake! Something had pushed him in. he turned around to see who the offender was and saw...(Dun, dun, dun!) Sasha! He put on his act. Good thing full yokai's still could speak English; he relly didn't want to do any Felin speaking.

"Who is it who pushed I, Seshomaru into this lake?"

"Just me, oh great Lord Fluffy-chan!" Luna had called him that. Tonight was not one where he wanted to remember.

"Please don't call me that,"

"Or what?"

"Or else I'll do this!" he pulled the blue cat into the lake. Sasha scratched him. And swam out in front of him.

"I thought cats hated water?"

"But cats love fish, and I'm hungry!" And like that she caught a huge kingfish (I live in AL, even I, who hates the south and longs for New England, eventually learns the name of some fishes) and swallowed it in one gulp. Then she swam out of the water at the speed of light. Sesshomaru followed. Sasha then began to use Fluffykins boa as a towel, drying herself off. Sesshomaru ran right into her, for his boa was so big, if a cat were to be on one side you would not see it. Sasha ended up on his back. Mmm, vanilla. (All DMC's).

"Ooh, Sesshomaru,"

"What was that?" he raised his doggie eyebrow.

"I said, ooh, yes I'll maul you (once again, DMC's)." well, he had to give her originality points. Then he remembered back to the time he had first met Luna, heiress to the Moon Kingdom...(goes to chapter 2 or something of the new DNC, which is DMC's). Then he gazed upon Sasha and saw the Luna in her, but far more that was even better. It seemed like the Fates wanted him to wait for her. And so he kissed her.

(With Atsumori and Kikyo)

Atsumori stood outside gazing at the stars (I kinda gave him parts of my crush's personality that only I know about and I just might make Kikyo partially like me! Now only if... Lydia: -rolls eyes ) by the door of Kadae's hut. Kikyo, on the pretense of gathering herbs, came by his side.

"The stars always shine brighter on this night, I never knew I would see the day of this rarity. They say tonight is when you meet soul mate if you live to see the day. My mom said it had to do with the human blood residing in demons coming out, no matter how small floating around in a cloud of magic." A shooting star flew by.

"Make a wish," Atsumori looked confused.

"It's something Kagome said. She said that some people believe that if you make a wish on a shooting star it will come true." Then he closed his eyes for a second.

"What did you wish for?"

"You're not supposed to tell or it would break the spell, (hey that rhymes!)" then he pulled out his sword. It was like the moon itself, creamy and smooth, like marble, with a white gold hilt decorated with two pink magical creatures.

"Sprites,"

"Yes, the daughters of Cupid (hey, give me the name of a Japanese naked guy with wings who goes around shooting people with arrows and making them fall in love, and I'll use it!), the last Sprites in this world. My mother told me that it was made from a meteorite that fell to the Earth on the night my grandmother met my grandfather, a night where the demon's changed as well as the hanyou's. 100 years ago. They supposedly finished it just as my grandparents kissed, and the spun their last power into it before rising up to the world of spirits. They gave it to my grandfather who passed it to my father who accidentally let a Panther yokai demoness see it and she transformed it to a demon's sword. He could not use it any more, but kept it until I was old enough and gave it to me and told me to find a miko who could bless the sword to allow it to work for me. Then they sent me away from their home, and a day later Naraku killed them while looking for the sword. He never found it for I was gone by then. In about a week I met a miko who told me that a couple had died under Naraku's hand and I relized my mom and dad were dead. I remember a girl who was about my age hiding behind her mom's skirts. She did have the prettiest eyes...." Kikyo blushed.

"Oh, that was me, I was a little nervous..."

"That's ok, I was too, and I am still." He moved closer to her, sheathing the sword (now if only...), so close that Kikyo could fell his hot breath. She could feel her cheeks grow hot and red with every passing moment. He held her hands. Then he moved closer, and he kissed her. It was a short kiss but they kissed again (now if only...) longer, more passionate. Kadae stood in the doorway, watching the couple with a smile on her face. Who would have thought Kadae would be married before Kikyo? But her face grew dim, as her husband was dead, a single broken heart on the night of romance.

(Last but not least, Miroku and Sango!)

Atsumori and Kikyo had left the room and so had Kadae, having gone for a walk and taken in account of all the matchmaking above. And Sango and Miroku were all alone Snore well maybe not all alone, Rin and Shippo were on the other side of the room sleeping like logs, literally. Miroku smiled in his mind. Now's the right time, Miroku, today is the day! Or night... He walked over to Sango.

"So, um, whatcha doing?"

"Being Bored. Look out the window." He did, and saw Atsumori and Kikyo making out.

"Why doesn't anything like that happen to me?" Miroku was surprised. He had no idea that Sango actually longed for something like that.

"Well, you have me,"

"Oh, Miroku," and she hugged him. Then Miroku patted her on the butt.

"Yay! You actually didn't slap me for that!"

"How could I slap you tonight?" and then they kissed (now if only...).

Kadae had come back from her walk and carefully opened the door to avoid awaking her sister, Atsumori, Sango, and Miroku up as they lay in each other's arms (no lemons!). She smiled, she had her lover, and it was exciting to see them meet theirs.

Aww! Now if only...

Lydia: you've been doing that this entire chapter!

And its 10 pages long! Congratulate me!

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