Author's note: For those who had noticed, yep, this fic is a spoof version of the movie "What women want".
CHAPTER 3 -- "Jimmy tells Sheen"
A few days later, Jimmy got out of the hospital, followed by his mother and Cindy. Jimmy started to walk faster to his house, because he didn't want to hear those strange voices again.
"Come here, young man!" Judy said. "Don't try to run from me!".
'What's the matter with this boy now?'
Jimmy only sighed and stayed at Cindy's side.
'That's right... stay by my side... I don't bite, you know'
"No, I know you don't bite, Cindy" Jimmy said.
"What?!" Cindy asked, confused.
"You said you don't bite" Jimmy replied with a smile.
"Wh-where did you get that idea?" Cindy said, still confused.
Jimmy sighed heavily and put his hand on his forehead. "Nothing... forget I mention it...".
"Are you ok, dear?" Judy asked.
"I-I'm fine..." Jimmy replied.
'He looks a little pale. I think we shouldreturn him to the hospital'.
"No, mom, I don't want to go back!" Jimmy said, stepping back.
"But I didn't say anything, dear!" Judy said, confused.
Jimmy only sighed. When they got to Jimmy's house, Jimmy said goodbye to Cindy and he went to bed without dinner. The next day, Jimmy returned to school. He first met Sheen.
"Sheen! Sheen! You won't believe what's happening!" Jimmy said, running to him.
"What?! Nowyou like UltraLord? I can help you." Sheen said.
Sheen was no longer a fan of UltraLord. He went to the psychologist many times and with an hypnosis, he started to hate the show.
"No... I-I just heard Stephanie" Jimmy said.
"What did she said?" Sheen asked.
"It's not what she 'said', it's what she 'thought'" Jimmy explained.
"Are you saying that you've read her mind?" Sheen asked.
"Yeah, or something like that" Jimmy replied. "She said, 'Why can't I go to Nick's party? I'm young, but I'm 17 now, I can do whatever I wanna do. Stupid mother!'"
"Jimmy, that's impossible! You can't do that!" Sheen said, almost laughing.
"Why not, huh?" Jimmy asked, hands crossed over his chest.
"Because... errr... because... I don't know..." Sheen said. "But you really can't, nobody can't!".
"Ok, then, I'll prove it. C'mon, let's have a walk" Jimmy said.
Jimmy and Sheen started walking through the halls. They first met Brittany.
'Those two again, what a pair of freaks'.
"Ok, what did she thought?" Sheen asked to Jimmy.
"She thought that we're a pair of freaks" Jimmy replied.
"Really? Because I thought I was the only freak here" Sheen said, confused.
Jimmy and Sheen continued walking. They met Betty Quinlan.
'Oh! There's that handsome again! Hi, Jimmy! I'm gonna eat you one of these days. First I have to get rid of that blonde girl and I'm done with you!'
Jimmy gulped. He smiled at Betty sheepishly.
"What did Betty thought?" Sheen asked.
"She wants me... and she wants to get rid of Cindy" Jimmy replied.
"Did she thought something about me?" Sheen asked.
Jimmy looked back at Betty, and turned to look at Sheen.
"She thinks you're gay" Jimmy finally said.
"You're kidding me..." Sheen said, shocked.
He grabbed surprisingly Jimmy by the collar. "It's a joke, right?" Sheen said, showing Jimmy a fist.
"Sheen! Calm down before I hurt you! I still got that melting ray pistol I used the other day with Butch. Remember that he's not the bully anymore because he lacks ofhisright arm and he's now scared of me? Do you want me to use it again?" Jimmy threatened.
"No..." Sheen said, letting Jimmy down to the floor.
"It's not a joke, believe me" Jimmy said, standing up.
"Oh..." Sheen said, dissapointed.
Jimmy and Sheen continued walking. They walked past Libby. Sheen grabbed Jimmy by the collar again and started shaking him.
"What did she think? What did she think?" Sheen asked, desperated.
"She thought you're cute and she wants to eat you tonight at Nick's party" Jimmy said, a little dizzy.
Sheen sighed in relief.