Disclaimer: Today we present the guide to 'Knowing when and if I ever own NCIS!'
Just watch every episode and look for the following ten things!
Random chocolate vat stripping
-Lots and Tate (More then there is already.)
-Penguins
-Beatles Music
-Episodes that seem oddly familiar to ones on FanFiction
-Random guest appearances featuring, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton, Ringo Star, Usher, and many, many more
-Ducky talks a lot more
-Ducky talks with a more British accent
-There is no ninth thing. I just like the number ten so I needed to include this
-McGee gets a tattoo
Also, Some Q and A
Normally Blame/Credit would begiven tome but...
Disclaimer #2: Questions by Moon'sTear. I take no blame/credit for any heart failure/penguins that may occur as a resault of reading any questions. However, I will take the penguins if you don't want them. But, how could you not. Penguins rock.
Q. Will Tony REALLY strip in a vat of chocolate?
A. Do you think I would JOKE about something that serious! OF COURSE he does!
Q. Will there be Oompa Loompas?
A. No. They are evil.
Q. Will Gene Wilder make an appearance?
A. I will attempt to buy him, but I can not make any guarantees.
Q. Will McGee's pants ever be the same?
A. No. This will be explained in greater detail during this chapters which features pants descriptions.
McGee walked back into Abby's lab holding his pants. They had lived a great long life of about three weeks only to be killed by Tony. McGee looked up only to see Abby looking right back at him.
"Do you want me to sew those?" She asked pulling out a small sewing kit. Be fore McGee could answer she had grabbed the pants and was attacking them vigorously with a needle.
McGee pulled up the pants he was wearing that did not fit, that morning he would have never guessed what was going to happen that day. First woman's pants, Then he had touched her, then Abby had KISSED him (McGee was still in a state of shock.), and now his pants were being sewed.
"All better!" She announced holding up the pants. The stitches were nice and, McGee couldn't believe his eyes. RED. The stitches were RED. The pants were a dark Navy blue. It stuck out like that thing in Abby's hair earlier.
"Wow! It's great." McGee smiled and held them up to himself, "Just like new."
"You hate it." Abby replied the smile dropping from her face.
"NO! I love it but I was expecting it to be a different color. In fact, I like them so much I'm going to go change into them!" He smiled and wandered off knowing that Abby was not only smiling again but also that he would have interesting memories whenever he wore the pants, which knowing Abby, he should probably wear once a week.
"Really?"
"Yes."
TBC…
Will the readers have more annoying questions?
Do I have spinach in my teeth?
WHEN will Tony strip?
Will I ever own anything on TV?
And…
WILL THERE BE ANYTHING ABOUT GENE WILDER!