Disclaimer: I haven't been contacted by a CEO yet so I'm assuming that I still don't own it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go see someone about my very top secret plan to somehow steal the characters. You heard nothing…

Also, I have to make a pop-up book for my English class and then we get to go read it to this day care that's close to our school! The title of mine is 'Harold the Squirrel's alphabet adventure!" It is so fun. I never thought I'd say this but… I think Ican mildly standthat evil, ignorant, hypocrite English teacher of mine!

Also, also, More O and A (I see that you can hardly contain your joy. Here, have some Tupperware.)

Q. Will Abby shove McGee in one of the giant freezers at the store?
A. I will add that to my list of ideas

Q. Will you be selling the chocolate the Tony stripped in to people? If yes, can I buy some?
A. It's mine all mine! You can't have it!

Q. Will you be selling to other countries?
A. Please see above answer.

Ducky uncovered the latest body. It seemed rather small, probably a child, Gibbs had told him it was the only 'Family' the a officer had.

It had been left as and death threat he supossed. Slowly he uncovered the body and jumped up in shock.

"Oh my, oh my." He muttered to himself, "You must have been quite a beauty in your time, though, I'd never expect to see you here."

He reached for his tools and pushed asides the soft feathers on the chest of the goose and begun his atuopsy of the bird.

This one is ultra short because

a) I am lazy
b) I just wanted to write this
c) It is, like the rest of the story, random and strange
d) It helped make a cool name for a chapter
And
e) I wanted a Ducky scene.

TBC…

Will there be more of Ducky and the Goose!
(Hint: Learn to read my mind.)
When will Tony strip?
(Hint that will probably not help you at all unless you can read my mind which is scary if you can: 1.4-1)
Can you read my mind?
(Hint: Know pig latin.)
Why did my friend feel the need to attack me and give me a makeover!
(Hint: She is insane.)
Why do I keep giving hints!
(Hint: I am insane.)
Why do you keep reading the questions at the bottom of each chapter!
(Hint: You are insane.)
Why are we insane!
(Hint: y3x+23+p)
And
What will happen at the store?
(Hint: Give me a hint because my jar of hints seems to be running low and I need hints for tomarrow.)