Disclaimer: Today is like every other day in that I still don't own, still want to own and pretend I own.
But I don't own.
Except for John Hifton.
Who is ugly.
But I love him because him pushing a button leads to the event in the title of this chapter.
'Tony Strips in a Vat of Chocolate (I kid you not.)'
Oh! Q and A!
Q. Uh...is Gibbs dancing with the penguins?
A. No. He is however doing something with the penguins.
Hint: It is not nasty.
Q. Why DID you stop the chapter there?
A. Is that a threat?
Hint: I know karate.
Q. What happened to all the funny Q & A's?
A. The penguins ate them. Then they attacked Gibbs.
Hint: See question one.
Q. Does the chocolate factory have security cameras?
A. Maybe.
Hint: Videos are $12.76 each $14.01 on DVD with special features such as: Ducky eats chocolate, Penguins eat Chocolate, Cannibal chocolates eat each other on a deserted Island where they meet Regis then vote each other off every week until there is only one chocolate left who then get so bored that he eats Regis, an extra .0005 seconds or Tony striping in chocolate (Results may vary.) Tony chewing Bubble gum, Penguins eating fish, Penguins in general, pictures of penguins, and of course Abby listening to extremely loud music that will literally knock your TV to the ground because of the vibrations. Even if you mute it. And penguins.
Q. Do we get to hear a ducky rant about stripping in chocolate?
A. Is that another threat?
Hint: I have a metal spork.
P.S. Tony really does strip in this chapter.
"Tony are you okay?" Kate ran up to Tony. A bit of steam was rising from the vat as Tony took off his jacket.
"I'm hot." Is all he said as he started to take off his t-shirt. Kate noticed his shoes next to the vat.
"Then you should probably get out of the chocolate." She offered her hand to him.
"No."
The next thing she knew Tony had taken off his belt and pants and was getting of the chocolate without touching Kate's hand.
Even through the thick layer of chocolate she could see his muscular shape. Kate walked up to him, stuck her finger in the middle of his chest scooped a finger full of chocolate and whispered what she knew to be a total lie, "Your only hot temperature wise..."
John Hifton overheard this and let out a bit of an 'aww.'
"What?" Kate asked, glaring at him. It was a good thing he had spoken, for otherwise she might have forgotten him.
"You two would make such a cute couple." Hifton smiled innocently., "In fact, you Agent DiNozzo, are very cute!" He added winking.
Tony picked up his jacket and put it back on very quickly.
"Ill be in the car." Tony added as he headed towards the door.
"Come on." Kate unchained Hifton from the pole.
"Ok."
For a prisoner Mr. Hifton was being very complying, Kate noted. It worried her for some reason...
TBC…
What is Gibbs doing with penguins?
What will happen at the store?
Who am I?
Did anyone think that I was going to have Tony kiss Kate?
Should you be looking for that in the next few chapters?
Should Kate be worried?
And
Where is Ducky?