Disclaimer: I own no one in this chapter. Except for Sunny. You'll see.
Q. What is with Hifton and being creepy?
A. I have no idea. Wait. Yes I do. And I'm not going to tell you. Yet. Buw-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Q. How did Gibbs get involved with penguins?
A. That is answered in this chapter.
Q. Why didn't Kate kiss Tony!
A. Because that comes later.
Q. Regarding Q1... Is Hifton a homosexual?
A. Oui. Translation: Yes.
Q. Is this going to end in Kate, Tony, a bed and chocolate body paint?
A. No. Try 'sleeping bag in a tree house and minus the chocolate body paint.'. I fear I may have said to much.
Q. Why didn't Tony sing the Oompaa Loompa song while stripping?
A. Because Oompa Loompa's are evil and they scare me.
Q. How is Tony going to get into his car, covered in chocolate?
A. This will require many different steps.
1. Unlock the car door.
2. Open car door.
3. Sit in car.
4. Close door.
5. Buckle up.
6. Adjust mirrors and seats.
7. Turn car on.
8. Drive like a maniac.
All while attracting the attention of a state trooper and many innocent bystanders.
Q. Will we EVER get a Gibbs/coffee scene?
A. Gibbs yes, coffee, Maybe.
Q. What does Abby think about the ugly man, Hifton?
A. She never meets him.
The doors of the NCIS headquarters slid open and in came one of the things you would never guess to be in a federal building except on special occasions. It slid through security easily. It was noticed by many but they just thought their eyes were deceiving them, but one man knew better. That man was Jethro Gibbs.
He had seen many things in his life but this was one of the weirdest. He ran up to the being and plucked them off the ground. Holding it away from him he headed down to autopsy.
"Ducky…" He asked entering the cold room.
"Oh my." Was the only answer.
"Can you watch him?" Gibbs asked holding out the creature.
"No, no, I'm afraid I'm a bit swamped what with the goose and well the young lady…" He motioned towards a covered body.
"Fine." Gibbs left to go get Abby and was surprised to find she wasn't in her lab.
He took out his cell phone and typed in Abby's number. Where was she. And McGee! He hadn't seen McGee for sometime…
"Hello Boss" Abby said cheerfully.
"Yeah, Abby where are you and do you know where McGee is?"
"McGee had an incident with a wad of gum-"
"Don't tell him!" Gibbs heard Abby interrupted by McGee.
"Anyway, we'll be back pronto."
"You better." Gibbs warned. "We have a situation with a penguin."
"Name him Sunny." Abby said as she hung up.
"Well Sunny," Gibbs looked at the penguin. "Come on." As much as he hated to admit it the Penguion was kind of cute.
TBC…
I don't feel like writing questions.