Disclaimer: Me no own. But obviously me want own however the whole point is that I don't. But want to.
Q. Who IS hot?
A. Well, there is this one guy in my math class… yum, yum. Stupid but, yum, yum. And these British guys… Oh wait? Did you mean in the story?
Q. Is Gibbs going to give the penguin coffee?
A. No. Well, not intentionally.
Q. Will Abby join the boys in the freezer?
A. Nope.
Q. Is the employee gonna faint?
A. Don't you want me to manipulate his pathetic existence some more? Please? I like what I have planned for him…
Q. Is Abby gonna kick some McGee/Employee ass?
A. That depends.
Q. Will Abby get Oreos?
A. No. I have the worlds supply of them in my basement so no one can have any.
Q. Where are Sunny and Gibbs?
A The bullpen. Just you wait and see how Sunny helps with a case. Ye olde grasshopper.
Q. What are Kate and Tony doing?
A. You'll see. Or rather read. Unless you picture it in your mind.
The first few minutes of the car ride my back headquarters were filled with uncomfortable silence and a the scent of chocolate. The scent was so strong that Kate had to open the windows to get from getting nauseous. However, the silence was interrupted when Mr. Hifton asked for music.
Normally this would be considered a simple request from a prisoner that could be granted depending on the moods of the agents in charge. Or so said the handbook.
But Kate and Tony knew it would be less than simple. Or rather they would know it in a matter of seconds.
Mr. Hifton was not at all surprised when Blue oyster cult's 'Godzilla' came on the radio and Kate quickly changed the station.
"Hey!" Tony yelped. He did not recognize this music and it was giving him a slight headache.
"What?"
"I want to listen to 'Godzilla'! That's what!" He turned the station back.
"No." Kate replied and turned it back to her station.
Tony flipped it back.
Kate reached forward and returned it to her station which was now playing 'Godzilla'
Tony smiled mischievously at Kate as she flipped through the stations only to find that the only two not playing 'Godzilla' were playing some rap song that she did not like. Tony was bopping about enthusiastically (Note: I spelled enthusiastically right on the FIRST try!) to the music.
It was a classic 'Car dance' in where he was bouncing his butt and upper torso along - well rather closely- to the beats in the song. Kate turned back to see if she could get Mr. Hiftons support in turning off the music but her hopes were maliciously killed when she discovered him doing a slightly more disturbing car dance than Tony. She wouldn't have believed it possible.
She leaned back in her seat and sighed huffily, her eyes glaring off into the horizon. The horizon, it was so peaceful. It almost made her forget that Tony was making a complete fool of himself and she was sitting next to him. It did make her forget that he was covered in chocolate.
And Kate did not see as a chocolate covered hand slowly made it's way across the front of the car and in front of her face. She did notice when the still liquid chocolate hit her face, however.
"What the hell, Tony?" She half yelped, jumping up in the seat.
"You owe me twenty bucks." Tony announced to Mr. Hifton, he seemed over his earlier embarrassment. Maybe it wasn't embarrassment Kate mused.
"That was not dancing." Mr. Hifton replied.
"Yes it was!"
"No."
"No it wasn't Tony. Keep your eyes on the road." Kate instructed sucking the edge of her thumb upon dipping it in the chocolate.
"Are you two sure you aren't dating?" Mr. Hiftons asked a few moments later.
"We never said we weren't." Tony joked only to be punched by Kate.
TBC…
Is that long enough for you?
Guess what?
I said 'guess what'?
Guess god damn it!
No, your wrong.
Want to know what?
Guess what?
I said -okay let's not go through that again.
What?
Ah yes, what?
And
What will happen in future chapters?