Disclaimer: I own NCIS, which is why I am writing down my stories on the internet rather than putting them on the show.

Also, sorry it took so long for me to post this but my friend gave me the wrong topic of an essay I had to write in one of my classes so I had to redo to the whole thing. I had written five pages. Grrr…

Fun fact: In red cell the student they thought was the hacker (you know, in the courtyard.) was at the 'scarlet secret' website. I remember that. Do you?

Note: I've gotten to lazy to change 'Questions' into Q's. plus I still have a bit of the flu.

Q. How should we kill her?
A. With sporks. And cheez nips.

Q. I'm a grasshopper now?
A. Well, technically, yes.

Q. How did I not know about this?
A. You must not be very observant, for most people in a five person poll said that they would most defiantly notice if they were turned into a grasshopper, however less than that said they would eat a grasshopper and of those surveyed only one had drank a grasshopper, but they were legal and of all they people polled all of the said they were currently not grasshoppers. Except that they were so they obviously lied on the survey and therefore the generalization of people can not be based upon these findings. The filthy liars, ruining my thirteen minutes of almost mildly hard/competent work.

Q. Does Kate have a chocolate hand print across her face?
A. It magically disappeared.

Q. Where did you get the worlds supply of Oreos?
A. A store… duh.

Q. Why am I 'guessing what?'?
A. Because you like to do as I say since you recognize that I am an all powerful force that could easily and without regret force feed you Oreo's. But you'd probably enjoy that so I won't.

Question: Will Kate and Tony meet Sunny?
A. Maybe.

Question: Do we ever get to hear a Ducky lecture?
A. Depends what about.

Question: What type of shampoo does Sunny use?
A. The type Kate uses

Question: What type do YOU use?
A. This weird concoction that my friend makes.

Gibbs had placed Sunny at Tony's desk and had to admit that, although the quality of Sunny's was not quite that of Tony's the penguin acted like Tony.

Twice now women had walked up to Sunny and both times sunny had stared at their breasts, and just a few minutes ago Sunny gotten on to the internet and accessed the 'scarlet secret' website Tony had book marked while working on one of their cases.

However something about Sunny was much different, it wasn't the feathers, or the beak but whenever Sunny did something stupid and/or outrageous Gibbs did not feel the need to slap him upside the head.

Suddenly Sunny begun to squawk. This was not an ordinary penguin. He had accessed a website for a fish market and Gibbs felt the bird was hungry.

He looked at the screen and noticed something- their had been a picture in the latest victims pocket of a man. That man was in the picture on the websites homepage, he was proudly displaying a fish. He looked at the mans name, Alfred Hifton. Wait… he looked like John Hifton. Exactly like John Hifton. Suddenly Gibbs realized something.

John Hifton must have an identical twin. If he had an identical twin the DNA would be the same. Butt prints would not be.

He took out his phone and called Abby who had not yet returned.

"Hello Boss!" Abby said sounding rather annoyed. McGee was muttering mindlessly in the back round.

"Abby get here in 15 minutes and bring McGee! I have another lead thanks to Sunny."

"Really? Sunny helped you? Alright!" Abby was quite enthusiastic.

"Yes. You'll have to do a butt print when you get here."

"On the copy machine?"

"No. Of John Hifton's identical twin!"

"Wow. Didn't see that one coming."

Gibbs hung up before Abby could say more.

"Come on, Sunny" Gibbs picked up the penguin, "were going to get you some fish and a murder suspect."

TBC…

Did you see that coming?
Will Abby leave McGee in the freezer?
Who is the murderer?
What type of fish will Sunny get?
What will happen when Abby performs butt print tests?
How will that work?
And
What will happen on Tuesday's episode?