Recycled-disclaimer-randomly-chosen-from-a-previous-chapter-for-your-reading-pleasure: I don't own. But, if you would like to buy it for me I'm not opposed. - Frozen Says Hot
Also, I have a dance performance this weekend, so anyway. I am kinda tired, but avoiding homework because you guys are sooo, much less boring than homework.
Also, also, sorry if this sounds really weird, I had a cavity (I secretly think not, because my dentist hates me.) so I'm on pain killers. Or something that works just as well because I can't move my face.
Stupid dentist, probably gave me Botox injections instead.
Also, also, also, I can't believe they killed KATE. I have a male friend and that's the whole reason he watches the show (that and the guns.), they will have a drugged-up, sleep deprived, fan hunting them with a spork.
Also, also, also, also, I am the drugged-up, sleep deprived, fan incase you didn't catch into that.
Also, also, also, also, also, I wasn't going to post this for a couple days but, after seeing alst nights episode, I wanted to write something that wasn't depressing becauseI knew there would be a lot of those and i have smile in my dances...
Also, also, also, also, also, also, I am doing three dances, (It's recital,I don't do plays because i like chagne and spontenatity.) One is to something I can't type because I don't know the name, 'Money' By Pink Floyd and 'Lovely Rita' By The Beatles.
Tony entered the NCIS building while Kate brought in Mr. Hifton, well one of them. Tony scurried down to his gym locker where he kept some spare clothes, unfortunately, McGee had already been there.
Upon Abby's advice, McGee had replaced Tony's gym shorts with Abby's sweat pants, leaving a note explaining what he had done. McGee had also, put Tony's pants on the hook outside the window, he had briefly considered wearing them, but thought that might be pushing it.
As Tony opened his locker he gasped. With his eyes closed and face turning a bright shade of red, he put on Abby's pants and left the gym, chocolate shirt, face and all. He didn't want to know if anything else had been replaced.
"Tony!" He heard a voice from behind, it was very British sounding so, he reasoned, it must be Ducky.
"Yes?" He turned around, almost enjoying the look on Ducky's face.
"I thought you might like to know that your gym shorts were hung from a window and are now blowing down the street."
"McGee." He muttered.
Only McGee wouldn't secured pants properly, Abby would have chained them, Gibbs would have just destroyed them, Kate would have put them in a more creative spot, And Ducky wouldn't have taken them unless Gibbs of Abby asked him to.
But where would McGee be? Abby's lab.
Tony scurried quickly to avoid the stares of confusion at his pants. Many in the building wondered what was going on with this team, what with wearing each others pants and OH MY GOD! Was that Tony DiNozzo covered in CHOCOLATE?
"McGee?" He asked peeking his head in, only to jump up "Abby!" She was not wearing pants, normally this would have excited Tony but McGee was there too, and he wasn't wearing pants either. Well, to be fair McGee was almost wearing pants, the pair Abby had been wearing and she was reaching for a spare skirt. Tony often wondered if Abby had everything in her lab.
"What's going on?" Kate stepped into the lab behind Tony who was staring in shock at Abby and McGee, "Is he going to wear your pants again?" she continued sitting down in a chair. V "and is Tony wearing your pants Abby?" By now both Abby and McGee were fully clothed.
"Yeah he is, I made McGee take Tony's gym shorts once I saw he was covered in chocolate." She stood up and waved her hand in front of Tony's face. "Hello? You okay?" He blinked.
"Kate, I think he needs to go see Ducky." McGee laughed.
"Here," Kate beckoned McGee and Abby over, "Help me carry him."
TBC…
When will there be butt prints?
Will Tony ever recover from seeing McGee in just his underwear?
Will the pretty colors ever go away….?
Woo-waa-poop-pop-poopy- moooooo!
And
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P.s. in Lovely Rita I wear a Flapper Dress:) Some people are mail men, but not me! And this one dude wears spandex. I love seeing guys try and remain manly in spandex. So very amussing.