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Note: I wrote two chapters before I got to this one. The others were pretty stupid. Like as in un-funny an not creative.
Kate, McGee and Abby somehow managed to get the dazed Tony to autopsy and onto a table they were all slightly exhausted. Fortunately they were all un-exhausted enough to eat some chocolate cake Ducky had made. It had vanilla frosting. And three layers, they all noted this very quickly.
Ducky stood over Tony with a lamp in his face.
The lamp was quite warm and soon Tony was swatting at it attempting to get it away. Sensing this, Ducky removed the light and shown it upon Jimmy, who, had just gotten back from his mothers dentist appointment.
A spot shown inside Tony's eyelids where the lamp had etched an orange-ish blob. He would be lucky if he didn't go blind. How he would hate being blind. Girls would be just voices, he would no longer be able to look at their lush, full legs. Or their breasts. Mmmm… how he would miss those should he go blind.
Suddenly his day dreaming was interrupted by Abby yelling (Or maybe she was just saying it loudly.) "Look!"
The chocolate cake was forgotten as all gather around Tony gawking at his pants. He opened his eyes and realized what they were staring at; the growing bulge in his pants.
He rolled over and silently begun to weep. Kate would NEVER let this go.
TBC….