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As much as the team was enjoying watching Tony's face turn into a tomato, they knew their fun would have to end sometime.
But they didn't know two things.
One that their fun would be ending in a matter of seconds and that two, the fun-stopping reason would end up being more fun than watching Tony.
Abby's cell phone went off and she dived for it, and answered in her cheerful voice; "Hello, this is Abby!"
"Butt prints now." Was all the voice on the other end said. And Abby understood.
"Anyone want to see the Mr. Hifton's Butts? She asked cheerfully, sending Tony into a scared whimper.
"Yes, I think we all would. I am interested in finding out how this is going to be done. Really, butts are quite unique, I bet. We should take notes about it and submit it to all the forensics magazines… I'm sure they would all find it most interesting." Ducky answered for all.
"Come on." Kate said rolling Tony off the table. He shuffled behind the group as they made their way to Gibbs and a security, and Sunny.
"Where to Abby?" Gibbs asked motioning to the Hiftons.
"Oh, just in my lab. I'll be right there." She said going through Tony's desk and pulling out some bubble gum with only one piece missing. She and the rest of the team made it into the lab, where she addressed the Hiftons.
"It is standard procedure for them to watch, okay? So, I'll need your full cooperation. They have guns."
McGee glared in an almost, slightly, threatening way at them.
"So, I'll need to you take off your pants and drop the back of whatever undergarments you choose to wear and if it's woman's underwear, that's O.K. because I'm wearing Boxers."
Tony choked back a bit of a laugh. Then just plain out laughed as he saw The chocolate Factory Hiftons Bright Pink boxers, that seemed to made out of silk. But his laughing soon turned to amazement.
"Wow! I'm wearing that same type of boxers as you!" Abby smiled, "Now, If you'll both turn around I will put some of this paint on you and then get your prints, okay?"
The sound of the roller resonated throughout the lab, and so did Tony's laughing.
"Tony, If you can't behave in a professional manner…" Abby started.
"I'm leaving." He gasped.
Abby picked up two pieces of paper and stuck them to the two men's bottoms and instructed them to sit down in a chair, so she didn't have to rub them, and both did as she said.
Abby peeled back the papers and set them down to dry.
"Thank you that will be all." They pulled up their pants and were escorted by Gibbs and the guard to different holding cells.
TBC….