Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS. No penguins were harmed in the writing of this fan fic. But a couple of badgers were. Thank you. BY: Cerasi J

So, I've decided to start answering your ever so urgent questions again.

Q. Why haven't you asked any questions in ages?
A. I don't know. Would you like questions? I think you would. There is a pop quiz for you after the TBC and questions. I expect it to be answered promptly. (Via Review.)

Q. Will Sunny become Director of NCIS?
A. No, if he does we can't have some mindless entertainment I have planned for you, wherein, now don't get to depressed, I know you will all hate me for doing this but… Tony has to strip, but not in chocolate. But if you'd rather have Sunny as the director…

Q. Will Sunny have triplet Penguin babys?
A. No. Sunny is male. Hmm… let me see if I can explain this. Grabs Ken and Barbie heads When a man loves a woman, well he doesn't HAVE to love her but sometimes he does. Anyways….

Q. Why doesn't Tony sit on Kate?
A. Because He'll get cooties. Duh?

Q. What is Kate gonna tell Abby about the Penguin?
A. Lots. Then Abby will tell her something about something… then they will talk about chocolate.

Q. newayz, when will you post more?
A. Now?

Q. What are sum of you favorite things?
A. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things….
Tony in chocolate and Sunny the penguin, Tate and more Tate and Penguins galore, Scaring the patrons are star bucks a lot. These are a few of my favorite things….
iPods and The Beatles and Abby and Ducky, Snickers and Matty (really hot dude), and Gibbs drinking coffee, Seeing Kate and Tony fight, these are a few of my favorite things!
When the cheese cuts!
When the penguin flys!
When I'm feeling… Fuzzy?
I simple remember my favorite things and then I don't feel sooo, un-fuzzy?

Q. Do you have to wear spandex during your dance recitals?
A. Sometimes. I love watching guys try and act manly while wearing spandex. I had to wear some last recital and during our split line it ripped right up the crouch, but that's not the worst part. Our dance begun with the split line and It was five minutes long. Luckily we were wearing skirts too but, still. It wasn't so horrid though, three other peoples ripped to.

Naturally Abby likes her lemonade sour. Kate likes hers with fake sweetener. So, when they get together and drink lemonade it is sour in the pitcher and Kate adds her sweetener once it's in her cup. Both of them like ice. Abby more than Kate.

Naturally when Abby couldn't get the fake body out of the bag, she called the janitors. When Kate saw the janitors heading into Abby's lab she became curious and followed. Tony had quickly taken her seat.

And of course knowing Kate would come in two lawn chairs were set up cushioned by Kates clothes. Abby was over by the sink making lemonade.

"Okay, I need you guys to get this out of that." Abby gestured whilst pouring the yellow-ish liquid into two glasses and carrying over the pitcher and such over on a silver platter.

"Kate and I will be watching to make sure you don't kill the evidence or something." Abby smiled and sat down next to Kate.

That was how the had ended up watching four janitors attempt to get a fake body out of a bag. Abby and Kate clicked glasses and silently thanked that the janitors had cute butts. Had they not known better they would have thought that they were football players.

Which they might have been. It was rumored that all the janitors got together every night and played tackle football. Kate and Abby had yet to prove this though they did not doubt it.

Abby stood up and got them both a straw. Kate secretly wondered what else Abby had in her lab. Then again, maybe she didn't want to know.

TBC…

Pop quiz!
This quiz is ten questions long, and five are multiple choice. Two are about this story, six are about NCIS in general and Two are just to test your basic knowledge. Good luck!

Note: this quiz is not manditory unless your username is Charmed-angel4. If your would like to take the quiz please do so. If you would like to know how many questions you got wrong please post your answers ina reveiws because once again, I am being a reveiw whore.

1. What is Tony's nickname?
a. Spanky
b. Iggy
c. Anty
d. George

2. What is 1+4?
a. 4
b. 2
c. 987304739057203420934720392758365827
d. None of the above

3. What is Gibbs' fave drink?
a. Water
b. Tea
c. Coffee
d. Gibbs' doesn't drink anything. He's a machine.

4. Who is the British dude?
a. Ducky
b. Sunny
c. Fishy
d. Bob

5. What is the penguins name?
a. Sunny
b. Ducky
c. Tuxedo
d. Tony

6. What is the name of this story?

7. Who has Gun powder scented perfume?

8. Who is the host of Jeopardy?

9. What are the names of the AGENTS?

10. Who may have a rose tattoo?