This is a one shot fic that really has nothing to do with the series. Just something I thought up one night when I was extremely bored.
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing AND I do not own the Song or dance of Thriller.
Major Montana Max put down his fork and wiped his mouth. Vhat a splendid evening. Ve have captured London and I shall be eliminating Hellsing soon. I'm just so happy...I think I could...dance!
Suddenly an army of ghouls appears behind him as a sort of, pop-ish 80s beat starts behind him. He and the ghouls start to dance. Spins, splits, shimmies, and shakes until:
"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed
'cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight"
Doc, Walter,and Hans all start to stare at their Major. They knew he was crazy before, but this was just insanity.
"You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're out of time
'cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight"
BOOM! Integra, Seras and Alucard throw the doors of Millenniums base and storm in.
"We're here...to...put...an end...to...all...of...this...?" Integra stuttered as she watched the fat man dance.
Alucard was near tears trying to sustain his laughter.
"Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time
(they're open wide)
This is the end of your life"
CRASH! The windows shatter as Enrico Maxwell, Anderson, Yumie, and Heinkel fly through them, guns and crosses ready to fight. Anderson sees Alucard holding his gut, looking like he's going to burst into hysterics. Instinctively he turned to look at what Alucard was looking at.
"They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All thru the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen,
I'll make you see
That this is thriller, thriller night
'cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would dare to try
Girl, this is thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller
Thriller here tonight"
Suddenly the tubby man stopped singing and just danced as Schrödinger stepped out of the crowd of ghouls with sunglasses and a skin-tight black bodysuit on.
"Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'awl's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller"
Major Max and Schrödinger looked at each other and broke into maniacal laughter.
The Hellsing people are so terrified and amused that they have to leave the scene before they are noticed even more. The people of the Iscariot are so appalled that they must go write an angry letter to Michael Jackson to tell them what sort of evil he had created. And the rest of the Millennium Organization you ask? They have all ran away to Argentina and hope that the Major will never find them again.
Fin
Yea, I know its wierd...but it needed to be done.