Disclaimer: Me own-ith not-ith. Ish. Hee hee hee hee hee.
Nope! It's not based off a dream although, I'm sure the coffee had something to do with it!
"The 30 minutes are up!" Abby said excitedly, pointing at the clock in the car.
Immediately, The back seat irrupted with an argument. Sometimes Abby and Gibbs found it amazing that Tony and Kate knew what they were fighting about. After a couple minutes it died down. The radio had since been turned off and Abby was bored.
"Let's play a game." She smiled, "How about 'I Spy'" Before anyone could object she continued. "I'll start…" She looked around the van. "I spy with my little eye, something blue"
They all thought quietly about this for five seconds before Tony yelled out.
"Kate's shirt!"
"Nope!"
"Tony's tie!"
"That sticker."
"The sticker on the seat belt?"
"Nope, nuh-uh, and no." Abby shook her head.
They guessed a total of about 40 things, and surprisingly, Gibbs joined in too.
"We give up Abby." Gibbs said for the third time.
"Fine. You guys are no fun. It's Gibbs' eyes."
"That no fair!" Tony half-yelled, "We can't see his eyes."
"But we knew they were blue…" Kate murmured cursing herself for not figuring it out. "Let's play a different game."
"I have to pee." Tony announced. Naturally they were in the middle of nowhere when this happened. Gibbs just gritted his teeth.
"Can you wait for 30 minutes?" He asked almost growling.
"No, I have to go now." Tony said as if pleading for his life.
There were no other cars on the road so Gibbs pulled over to a wooded area and told Tony to be quick about it.
Tony was back a minute later complaining about how he wanted to wash his hands.
"Kate," Tony asked reaching out to touch her shoulder, "Ma-"
"Get away from me pee hands!" She scooted as far away as she could and he only scooted closer.
"Tony…" Gibbs warned.
"Yes, play nicely." Abby scolded, playfully. Then she just stopped talking. "Oh my god. I sounded like my mother. Oh my God. I'm turning into my mother." As much as Abby loved hr mom she didn't want to be her.
"Your not turning into your mother Abby." Gibbs reassured her.
"How would you know that? Have you like met her mo- You've met Abby's mom?" Tony gasped.
"I've met Kate's parents, McGee's parents, Your dad, and Ducky's mom. Thursday night I'm meeting Palmers…" Gibbs pushed on the gas pedal causing them all to lean back in their seats for a moment.
"You've met my dad? How come I didn't know about this?" Tony was shocked.
"Because your dim. Duh?" Kate smiled.
"Here's some hand sanitizer by the way." Abby handedTony a small bottle that smelled like lemons.
"Like you knew he'd met your parents." Tony sneered.
"I did."Kate told him, turning away.
"Did you Abby?" Tony asked her.
"About everyone." Abby smiled, "I went with him to meet your dad..."
"Has EVERYONE met my dad!" Tony was shcoked.
"I haven't." Came Kate's reply.
"Good. He's crazy." Tony's arms were foldedover hischest.
"I like your dad." Abby commented.She paused as if looking for the right words. "He's kinda hot too."
Tony fell over in his seat and didn't talk for a few minutes. Every once in a while Kate would poke him but he just grunted, and soon he was fast asleep.
"That was mean Abby." Gibbs scolded her.
"What was?" Kate asked.
"I've never met Tony's dad." She smiled, "But you ahve to admit, that was pretty funny."
Soon Kate and Abby were giggling madly again.
TBC….
