Disclaimer: I no own. Yeeeaahhh….

Wooooh!

Wow.

Oh my.

Littlecate, about your cousin; wow she is crazy. Yes, I am stalking her (duh.), but no, I can not kidnap her. My schedule is far to busy what with all the sleeping, eating and brain rotting I must squeeze in this summer, do give her my sincerest apologizes…

Q. Gibbs has met the teams parents? why?
A. Why does Gibbs do anything? Coffee! That's right! So, what are you going to do? Drink coffee or boycott it! Ha! I'd like to see you make any sense out of that answer. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Q. wot were Tony and Kate arguing about newayz?
A. Anything, everything…

Q. Tony's dad is hot?
A. Most likely. Ooohh! Wait let's ask the ouija board! That thing NEVER lies… the answer is… 'F'. there you go. 'F'

Q. Tony a Primate? with all the grunting?
A. Is Tony a primate? Depends on who you ask. The grunting? Use your imagination.

Q. How come he didn't kick Kate?
A. I don't know about you, but when I'm trying to go to sleep I don't like to move a lot.

Q. why are Kate and Abby giggling so much? did they have spiked lemonade or soy sauce?
A. My bets are on the lemonade. By the janitors. In Abby's lab. You know what? Let's consult 'Clue' on this one. Okay, Professor mustard, in the kitchen with the rope. Darn! I lose.

Q. are they just gonna be called 'Janitors' like the Janitor in Scrubs?
A. They weren't going to be regular features, but calling them janitor works pretty well. I like scrubs but I haven't watched it for a while.

After Tony had fallen asleep the team found the ride to the zoo rather peaceful, and they were now only 35 minutes away.

"Do you think we should wake him?" Kate asked with mild concern.

"Not yet." Abby had a mischievous grin on her face as she pulled out from her purse, lipstick and eyeliner.

"Abby…" Gibbs warned her as Kate laughed a bit.

"Gibbs…" She warned him right back.

"Give me the make-up, Abby." Gibbs put his hand out then grabbed for it.

"Fine!" Abby put the make-up away exaggerating every movement and acting slightly depressed.

"What's fine?" Came a groggy voice from the back seat. Tony had woken up on his own and his hair was all messy.

"Your hair." Abby replied while Kate attempted to restrain a laugh. Then Abby begun laughing out loud and Kate erupted.

"My god, what was in that soy sauce!" Tony was slightly afraid.

"I" Kate gasped "didn't have" She paused for a moment while both caught their breath and stopped laughing, "soy sauce." the mention of say sauce sent them onto hysterics again.

"Lemonade." Gibbs said.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Tony was confused.

"They both drank lemonade while checking out the janitors."

"Which janitors?"

"You, know, the janitors."

"Them?"

"Yeah."

Kate and Abby had stopped chuckling now. They no longer found anything funny.

"Zoo, next exit!" Abby screamed. They were in the fast lane and the exit was approaching fast (duh.) .

"Hold on everyone!" Gibbs took a mad swing at the steering wheel and the flew nearly horizontally to the exit opening.

"Whee!" Abby screamed during the horizontal-ness.

Tony and Kate did not know what to make of it, only that it was Abby being Abby.

After a couple minutes of driving (not horizontally) they came to the zoo. Kate groaned seeing how long the lines were.

"We'll NEVER get in." She sighed, while Tony celebrated.

"Yes we will!" Abby smiled, "look!" At one of the ticket booths was a red haired super market employee wearing a volunteers vest. "I know him." She smiled.

They got out of the car and the volunteer waved madly at Abby and she waved madly back. He disappeared for a second and soon he and a manager came out. They were taken to the front of a line and were soon in the zoo. Abby gave the volunteer a the 'call me' signal and he just nodded, unaware they he did not have Abby's number.

"Let's see here," Gibbs was looking at a map plotting out what route they would take. "first we'll go see the lions, then tigers, then bears, th-"

"Oh my!" Abby giggled, only to be met with blank faces, "Don't tell me you've never seen the wizard of oz? Oh my gosh you haven't? Movie night at my place tonight!"

"Then, penguins, then, birds in general, then…" Gibbs listed off every animal in the zoo.

"Ohh... A petting zoo!" Kate and Abby smiled as the made their way to the lions.

"Can we go?" Gibbs nodded and the two girls got in the relatively short line.

"Come, on Tony." Gibbs said as he practically pushed Tony into line, "be a man!"

Once inside the pen Kate and Abby headed straight to a small gray goat. It was a baby and did not have horns.

Gibbs wandered about pulling Tony along with him.

"I don't like goats." Tony said after one minute. They were standing in the exact center on the petting zoo.

"They have bunnies, peacocks, pigs, ducks and…" Gibbs looked around "Baby llamas." Tony stared back at him blankly, "besides. Goats like you." Gibbs walked away while Tony wondered what it was all about.

"Tony!" Abby called from ten feet away, walking over and away from the baby goat, "Do you realize that a goat is eating you?"

He looked at her then at his jacket. A goat was chewing on it.

"Get away! This cost me $200!" Tony jumped away form the goat and promptly left the petting zoo followed by Abby.

The both sanitized their hands and waited for Gibbs and Kate who were there a few moments later.

TBC….