Hey! Second chappie is here! Rejoice! Oh yeah, I forgot last chappie, but…

Disclaimer: I know that you know that I know that I'm gonna say I no own Yu Yu Hakusho!

Chapter 2:

"Lee, lets finish this," Ailias commanded. Lee places her signature mark on the last human's chest, a cross mark across their chest.

"I'm hungry," Lee says with a smile.

"Then grab something and lets go." Ailias is alert. Lee searched through the cabinets, throwing random boxes of food on the floor. "LEE! What did I tell you about playing with your food." Lee's ears flattened on her head.

"They'll bite back?" Lee questioned.

"When they're still alive." Lee blinked and Ailias laughed. "Just checking." Lee goes back to her search for food. She comes to the freezer. The front door flew open as the Spirit Detectives ready their attacks. "Oh, you bakas again? Come to get your asses kicked?"

"Try it the other way around," Hiei snapped. Ailias smirked. Lee rushed into the room with a box of "Fish 'N Stix" and a delicious morsel in her mouth. They eased. "Does she have a fish stick in her mouth?"

"NO! It's a bite sized fish bar!" Lee corrected. Everyone did one of those sweat droplet things.

"I, uh… think you're supposed to heat it up first." Yusuke commented.

"Oh… I guess that's why it's so hard…" Kuwabara's eyes light up.

"OH!" He exclaimed. "She's so cute! I think I'm in love all over again!" Lee dropped the fish sticks and gives Kuwabara another gash across his chest. Sigh… ningens are so idiotic. BAKA!

"Anyway…" Yusuke started. "Are we gonna finish this or what?"

"No." Ailias answered. Everyone was caught off guard. "The little one is hungry."

"I don't think you have a choice Ailias." Kurama answered back. Lee and Ailias sent a wave of energy that once again knocked out the gang. Ailias tied them up and stuffed them in a closet. Before closing it, Lee grabbed a marker and drew humorous faces on each of them. Ailias rolled her eyes.

"What are you in the mood for?" Ailias asked her charge.

"Hm… HotPockets?"

"Why not?"

After 3 hours, the gang finally awakened.

"Uh, why's it so dark in here?" Kuwabara asked dumbly. Hiei glared at him, though Kuwabara couldn't see it. Too dark. They untie them selves and open the closed door. AH! LIGHT! IT BURNS! They squinted as they step into the open but bloody room. Bodies of the demons' victims lye still. Kurama stared at Yusuke.

"Gotta problem fox boy?" Yusuke asked. He looked up at Kurama who was staring with wide eyes at him. Kurama had a clown's face on in black ink. "Nice face."

"I could say the same about you." Kurama commented. Yusuke's face was covered in black ink as well.

"I'd say," Hiei started, "We got 'punk'd'."

"Why didn't you want to fight them?" Lee questioned Ailias. Lee balanced her self to walk on the side of the curb as a tight rope walker would. Her arms are crossed behind her neck.

"Because Kit, we just got finished with a bloody battle."

"Does it really matter that we get more blood on our clothes?"

"Why kill more than we need to?"

"It's… fun…?" Ailias looks to Lee.

"You have so much to learn, Kit… so much to learn yet."

"You're lavishing this up aren't you Ailias?"

"Of course." Lee jumps onto Ailias's shoulders.

"We're getting HotPockets, right?"

"If you get down and walk… sure." Lee jumps down.

"Kay… Soooo… why are we killing more than we need to if we don't need to kill… to uh… live y'know…?"

"Revenge. I thought I told you this already."

"You did… I just wanted to make sure. So, who's next?"

"A Pizza HotPocket.

"YOU LOST THEM AGAIN!" Koenma scolded. "How could you loose to them? They didn't even fight! Oy… Those two have got to be caught, or Father'll be furious…" He rubs his forehead.

"They use some sort of wave to cancel all brain functions," Kurama informed the tiny tot.

"No excuses! They must be caught! Now go…" Koenma ordered. The Spirit Detectives turned to leave, but Toddler Commando stops them. "And I want them alive for judgement! You hear me?"

"Don't pop a vein," Yusuke said. They exited Koenma's office and walked through a portal, leading them to Kuwabara's house.

"Well, Detective. This is quite a situation…" Hiei stated.

"No kidding… S class demons…" He sat down on Kuwabara's bed. "How do we fight them?"

"Fight who?" Shizuru, Kuwabara's sister asked intently.

"A new case, sis. They're S class demons…"

"Oh, what a catchy name for themselves…"

"Well," Kurama started, "No matter how catchy their given name is, we still can't beat them."

"Maybe we can…" Hiei comments. "Ailias seems to be protective of the little one. If we do something to her, we might be able to get through…"

"OK," Yusuke states. "Two problems with that! One: The chick can defend herself without Ailias. Two: Ailias won't let us near her! How the hell are we gonna get Lee?"

"What are their names again?" Shizuru questions.

"Ailias and Lee," Kurama answers. "Lee is the one that we are talking about getting. She is Ailias's weakness. It would seem…"

"Why don't you surprise them?"

"Tried it." Her brother answers.

"Threaten to do something to Lee."

"They'd laugh." Hiei admits. "We're screwed."

"Maybe not," Kurama added. "We just need… some friends."

Ailias and Lee entered the WalMart to find some HotPockets. Ailias is wearing a hat with her hair pulled up into the hat. This made her hair seem shoulder length. Her tail is hidden behind her trench coat. She wobbles every few steps as her balance isn't so well… balanced. Lee walks beside the cart with no disguise at all. People stare at her.

"Look Mommy!" A little boy squealed as he walked pass the two demons. "It's a doggie!" The little boy turns behind Lee. She looks at him over her shoulder. As the little boy grabs her tail, Lee readies to strike him, but Ailias grabs her by the waist and pulls her into the cart.

"It's your own fault that little ningen saw your tail in the first place, you know?"Ailias scolded.

"We shouldn't have to hide our true selves!" Lee argued.

"We do if we want to avoid trouble."

"What's the fun in that?" Lee sat in the cart and pouted, back facing Ailias.

"That's it… sit there like a good little kitsune."

"Hmph!" Ailias smiles and turn to the frozen food section. Lee spots her prey. As Ailias passes the door with the HotPockets, Lee grabs a hold of the door and swings the cart back to it. The cart pushes into Ailias's stomach. Ailias glares at Lee. Lee smiles a feeble smile.

"Found em…" Lee said. Ailias's glare disappears.

"Well, grab a pack." Lee opened the door and gently held the HotPockets to her body. "Now… hold on." Lee nodded. Ailias throws off her hat and allows her tail to be free. She backs up, then rushes forward. Lee sits in the cart with the HotPockets tucked under her arms. Ailias lets the cart go loose, grabbing Lee. They break through the glass doors.

" Let's do that again!" Lee squealed with sure delight of the steal.

"Not today Kit!" Ailias answered. They jump into traffic, causing complete mayhem. Smoke emits from their destruction. How quaint.

KJ and Niki signing off!