Disclaimer: I don't Inu Yasha or crew, so please don't sue. If you did all you would get is crappy clothes, a bitchy family, and dirt.
(a/n:) this is my first Fan Fic and I know it's going to have its fucking problems so give me a break. I'm open to any ideas but please don't kill me.
'' Sango, sweetie wake up. You don't want to be late for your first day!''
"Why the hell did we have to move anyways?! I was doing just fine at my other school!" that was the cry of a girl who was just getting out her bed. She had long black hair that had to be tied back. As she was getting up she saw cute boy pass by the window, immediately she said "Man, I hope he goes to my school." When she was fully awake she was having a hard time getting ready. She didn't know what to wear for first day, so she quickly ran to her closet hoping to find something useful. When she got to her closet she took out everything she had in there and threw it on her bed. "Crap, I better hurry before I'm... "She looks at the clock "Shit. No I'm late''. Quickly she grabbed the first two things she saw and dress herself."Damn it, I missed the bus! I guess I have to walk then."
When she left her house she was wearing a green shirt with navy blue pants, and pink eye shadow. On her way to school she decides to stop by Starbucks and order a double Mocha Latté. When she left coffee shop, she caught the attention of three men.
Man, this school is far. I barely finished my Latte and I'm not even near this school. Sango thought. The three men who she caught the attention of followed her until they thought it was a good time to get her.
"Breathe in, breathe out. Don't worry so much, the less I worry the less stressful the day will become." Sango said wondering about how the day was about to go.
"Now!" said one the stalkers. They all ran towards her and started to attack her, pushing her to the wall and holding her back so that the leader can try and rape her. "Mmmhhh! Mmmmhh, mmmmhhhh! (Help! Someone, please help me!)"Sango cried .
Suddenly the cute guy that passed by Sango's window earlier that day came to her rescue. "Unhand her you bastard!" He yelled as he was running towards the attackers, readying himself for any attack.
"What does this Asshole want? Reggie, go take care of him." Yelled the leader of the attackers.
"Mmmmhhhh, mmmhhhh! (Help, please help!)" Then all of a sudden Sango saw her chance, she knew that her captor had got distracted thus loosing his grip. She bit his hand and punched the living shit out of him. "This is for attacking me and this and this is for trying to rape me, you damn son of a BITCH!" Sango yelled as she was doing her two punch one kick combination. After knocking out the two accomplices, the young man just stood there watching Sango kick some serious ass. Which made him think only one thing: Oooh, that girl has such a fine ass, I just can't wait to Smack it. Now I can't help myself, now I really want to SMACK it, WHIP it (people you pretty much get the idea of where he's going!).
After Sango was done with her brutal assault the young man introduced himself.
"Thank you for the help. I'm Sango." She said.
"I'm Miroku, and was glad to help." He said. (He was wearing a sexy purple shirt that said: Miroku is my name and pleasuring women is my game .And baggy black jeans)
"May I ask a question?" he said.
"Sure, ask a away." She said while mentally laughing about what his shirt said.
"Will you do me the honor of bearing my children?"
"What?!" she said in mass confusion.
"Will you do me the honor of bearing my children?" he said a little louder.
"Dude, did you just ask me have your kids?"
"Yes." he said
"Uh, no I can't. I'm kinda saving myself right now." She said.
"Uh, can I ask another question?" he said still smiling.
"Yes, but it's not related to why I said no right?!" she said.
"Yes."
"Okay."
"Why were you attacked by those men?" Miroku said.
"I have no fucking clue. I just went in to Starbucks to get me a double mocha latté and then as I'm walking to school I get attacked by those creeps." She said in a calm way
"Oh. What school are you going to?"
"S. J. high school."
"Wait, did you just say S.J. high?" he asked nervously.
"Yeah, what about it?" she said.
"Oh, I go there too! Wait I've never seen you there."
"Well that's because I'm just moved here, and today's my first day."
"Well since you're new, my I have the honor of escorting you to school and showing you around this city?!" Miroku had a suspicious smile then.
"Okay, but wait I have to tie my shoe." She said while bending down.
When she was tying her shoe she felt some thing touching and rubbing her butt. When she turns around she saw that it was Miroku's hand and he simply said "Oooh, this is how I like it baby!" There was a sudden SMACK followed by a "You fucking pervert!" The mark of Sango's right hand was tattooed to Miroku's face. He was unconscious for a few minutes until he got up and said "Shall we go?" Sango immediately said "Touch my ass and die!" With that said, it made Miroku want to smack it even more. Miroku took hold of Sango's arm and started showing her around the city as they were walking to school.
On their way to school Miroku suddenly got an idea. He said "since today is your first day let me introduce you to my friends." Smiling suspiciously.
"Okay." She said "But don't try anything funny."
So when Sango and Miroku arrived at the school Sango was amazed on how big and beautiful it was, wondering if she had gone to the right place.
"Sango, are you alright?" Miroku asked in a worried tone.
"Yeah, I'm okay. Is this really the high school?" She said nervously.
Miroku gazed at her for a second and said, "Yep, this is a place that I like to call HELL."
Sango looked at him confused and said" But, I thought that this school had one of the best curriculums in the state of Texas?"
" Well it's the best in Texas but the reason I call this place hell is because teacher and the rest of the staff are BASTARDS and BITCHES!" He said while trying to look for his friends.
There in the corner was a boy with long silver hair that was wearing a red shirt and blue baggy jeans. When Miroku saw him he instantly yelled "Inu Yasha!" Suddenly Sango thought that she saw someone she recognized from her old school. "Sango, are you sure that's nothings wrong?". For a moment Sango was in her own little world thinking.
'Was that Kagome? Nah, it couldn't be, could it?' Sango thought.
"Hello, earth to Sango?" Miroku waved his hand as he was speaking to Sango, then an idea hits him. He started smiling! "I bet this will bring her back." Miroku got his hand and started rubbing Sango's butt in a circular motion. T hat instantly brought back Sango from her thoughts to the hall way from where they were standing.
"You pervert! I told you not to try anything funny!" Sango yelled while kicking Miroku. Miroku went sailing through the window all the way to the parking lot and crash landed on top of the principle's blue Jaguar. Unfortunately it landed Miroku with 3 Days of I.S.S (In School Suspension)
"My baby! Who was the asshole responsible for the destruction of my beautiful Jaguar? Tell me Damn it!" Yelling and crying was the principle when he found out that his blue Jaguar was reduced to rubble.
"Damn it Miroku, why the hell did you have to do that for huh? " Inu Yasha said as he was picking up his unconscious best friend. He turned to Sango and said" I'm real sorry for my friend's behavior. I guess he has a hard time controlling himself. "Sango laughed "By the way, since I haven't properly introduced myself, I'm Inu Yasha."
"I'm Sango."
They were talking until Sango heard a familiar voice say "What the hell did Miroku do now?!"
Sango shocked by this voice. She turns around only to see a girl with long black hair and who was wearing a baby blue shirt and khaki pants. "Kagome!" Sango screamed as she hugged her best friend.
"Sango, what are you doing here? How have you been?" Kagome said in excitement.
"Well my FUCKING dad got this idiotic idea of moving, just when things were starting to get good between me and ..." she cut off when she saw Miroku's depressed face.
"MOTHER FUCKERS, I'll make you pay!" yelled the principle as he was running towards the gang.
"Let's go before we all get in trouble!" Inu Yasha said before dashing to the back of the building.
"Wait Inu Yasha, not all of us can run fast like you!" Kagome screamed while trying to catch up.
While running Miroku instead of watching where he was going, he was watching Sango's ass. Miroku didn't notice the stop sign until he ran in to it. "Pow" was the sound of Miroku's head when he hit the stop sign.
"What the fuck happened Miroku, you okay? "Sango said while trying to hide the trace of her laugh. As Sango was helping Miroku get up, she asked Kagome what they were going to next. Then Sango screamed when she felt the presence of Miroku's hand on her butt. "Pervert!" Screamed Sango as she slapped Miroku.
"Miroku you stupid jackass, you just had to do that didn't you?" Inu Yasha complained as he picks up Miroku who was laying flat on the ground.
"Come on let's go. We don't want Sango to be late to her first class." Kagome said while still laughing about what happened to Miroku. "Hey Sango do you know what class your going next." Kagome said while still laughing.
"Yeah, I think it's Art B ... "Sango turned to them and saw all of them with their mouths open. "What?!" Sango asked in confusion.
"Umm do you have math after that?" Inu Yasha curious asked.
"Yeah, how do you know?" Sango asked still confused.
"Because your class schedule is the same like ours." Kagome said smiling.
As the four were walking to their art class, Sango noticed that the hallways were very crowded. "In here." Said Miroku smiling at Sango as she walked inside their classroom.
"I'll sit here." Sango said to Kagome unknowing what Miroku was about to do.
Miroku sat quickly in Sango's chair as she was about to sit down. She didn't realize that Miroku was in her seat until she accidentally sat on Miroku's lap. "I'm so sorry Miroku I didn't see you." Sango whispered while blushing.
When she tried to get up she felt Miroku's strong arms around her, she heard him whisper "Oh, baby this is how I like it. Now all I need you to do is take off that shirt and unsnap that bra and we're good to go." Into her ear.
The wonderful sensation that she was in turned into rage as she got up. Sango quickly got up and said "You stupid pervert!" and slapped Miroku so hard that she sent him flying to the lockers outside the classroom.
"Okay class I will like to introduce you to Sango, she will be in our class for the rest of the year." Said the teacher while trying to win the psychological battle over the students that were not paying attention.
During class the four were assigned partners and they had to come up with something they liked to draw on the paper and their partner would rate it. Miroku immediately got his pencil and drew a sketch of him and Sango in bed, and Sango after seeing that she drew a sketch of Miroku in his coffin. Kagome laughed and started to walk towards Sango's desk.
"You like him don't you?" Kagome said while staring at Sango who was red as tomato.
"Okay I do, but don't tell him that I think he's cute." Sango giggled as she was speaking to Kagome. The girls talked until they had to clean up their area so they can leave and go to their next class.
"Hey Miroku you like that girl don't you?" Inu Yasha said with a smirk.
"Yeah so, you like Kagome. It's written all over you face." Miroku said while laughing at Inu Yasha who had fallen out of his desk.
"Look I like her just as you like Sango, but at least I can control myself unlike you- you damn pervert."
"Hey I can control myself!" Miroku said trying to defend himself.
"Oh yeah, when? Do you remember what happened when Kagome transferred here and you tried to feel her up?! Remember how hard she kicked you on your balls?!" Said Inu Yasha with a smirk.
"Yeah, I couldn't walk for 3 days straight!" Miroku laughed. The two kept talking until they were interrupted by Sango, who wanted to know if she could borrow Miroku's eraser. Suddenly as Sango starts to walk away an idea pops into Miroku's head. "Sango wait! I have an extra ticket to go to Astroworld, (A/N: Astroworld is in Houston, Texas and that's the only theme park that I could think of) would you like to come?" Miroku said while trying to hide his blush.
"Hey would you be so kind and give me five minutes to think about it." Asked Sango.
"Uh, sure." Miroku said while smiling. Sango quickly ran to Kagome and asked her if it was a good idea of her going with Miroku to Astroworld.
"Yo Kagome what do you think, should I go to Astroworld with that pervert over there?" Sango said as she pointed in Miroku's direction.
"Yeah you should, Miroku's not that bad once you get to know him. Besides me and Inu Yasha are going so nothing bad should happen." Kagome said while smiling.
"Uh I don't know, I don't even think my dad's gonna let me. I bet he's gonna say: "Sango, I'm sorry but you know you have to take care of Kohaku." I hate it when he pulls that type of shit on me." In an angry tone Sango said.
"Look you can bring Kohaku over to my place so he can play with Sota. I don't think that my mom will mind." Kagome said in a soothing tone trying to calm down Sango.
"Okay, I'll go, just let me go tell that pervert that I'm going." With that said Sango walked up to Miroku and told him that she made up her mind and was going to go. Miroku was delighted and told her that he was going to pick her up around 8 a.m. at Starbucks. The rest of the day Sango was in LaLa Land thinking about how the next day was about to go.
End of chapter one
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