Chapter 3:

"Ailias, I'm bored!" Lee whined loudly in Ailias's ear. "There's nothing to do!"

"And why are you telling me this?" Ailias huffed harmlessly as she nabbed Lee by the scruff of neck.

"Cause you usually have someone to torture or murder or something!" Lee growled and tried to swipe Ailias's cheek.

"Fine, you want torture! We're going to Spirit World." Ailias grabbed Lee's swords and tossed them at the girl. "Grab a bucket of water, super glue, and some duct tape. Got it?"

"Got it! Can I get the BIG tube of super glue?"

"Would I want you to use any other tube?"

"Nope, you always taught me that bigger is better when torturing somebody!"

"I finally got through that thick skull of yours."

In Spirit World…

"Where could they be? I haven't even heard of them since that thing with the Hot Pockets!" Koenma shouted at the scurrying ogres. "Get me the detectives, NOW! Now you stupid excuse for a demon!"

Koenma leaves and the team arrives. They close the door behind them only to have it burst open and hit them in the backs.

"Honey, I'm home!" Lee shouted as she bounced through the door and sat on the temporarily stunned Yusuke's back.

"I told you, stop flirting with the enemy!" Ailias growled as she walked in with the supplies.

"I'm not flirting, I'm playing!" Lee stuck her tongue out and watched as Ailias knocked Kurama back out when he sat up.

"Sure, then go play with your little boyfriend." Ailias pointed at Kuwabara, who, at the moment, was flopping about like a fish out of water.

"He's not my BOYFRIEND!" Lee yelled and grabbed the defective teenager and super glued some duct tape over his huge mouth. "Hey, Ailias! Help me stick them on the ceiling!."

"I have taught you well, Obi-wan-san." Ailias helped Lee set the team, except for Kuwabara, on some duct tape then they tossed them at the ceiling and watched as they got stuck.

"Five points!" Lee shouted as she stuck Hiei on the ceiling fan. Again.

"Did you even aim?"

"Not really." Lee sighed then put super glue on the top of Kuwabara's head then stuck him upside down on the floor. Kuwabara was bent at what had to be a very painful angle.

"Hm, I'm, I'm something." Ailias said thoughtfully.

"Hungry? Demented? Playful?" Lee rattled off a list.

"Yes. I'm thinking Chinese. But first, toddler needs a lesson."

"I like the way you think." Lee chuckled evilly.

Koenma walked into the room, still slightly ticked, and stopped at the sight of his detectives once again sprawled across his room. Suddenly Ailias stepped up in front of him and smirked playfully.

"Your turn."

Koenma was left in his office with a bucket over his head, drenched, and wrapped in duct tape like a bug recently captured by a spider. Oh, yeah, and his hat was super glued to his foot. Lee had a Sharpie, and for some reason only heaven knows, wrote 'I like Fudge! Hear me roar!' over his usual Jr. mark. All in all, chaos was fun.

"Hello? King Enma?" Ailias asked when a deep voice answered the phone.

"Yes?" The deep voice said.

"I think there's a problem with your son."

"What's that!"

"He's kind of… stuck at the moment. I think he could use some help… but I'm not tall enough to get him down…"

"YES! I'll be there soon!" Ailias hung up the phone. She turns to Lee who is stamping with Koenma's signature stamper. The entire room is now red. She then threw the ink pad at Koenma.

"Nice!" Ailias congratulated.

"Thank you!"

"Cmon, let's go."

"YAY! Chinese!"

KJ and Niki signing off!

Ailias breaks through screen: Be gone Foolish Mortals! Before I sick Lee on you!