Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or the crew; I just own a few graphic novels and a few DVDs. Nor do I own Astroworld. Please don't sue!
(A/n: Soooorryy!!! I'm so sorry that I took I while to update, I was grounded because I told one of my shity family members to put down my Inu plushie. How fucked up is that? Well anyways thank you for reviewing!! I hope ya'll like this one! And now on to the damn story.)
Chapter 2 : Theme park fool around
The next morning Sango ran out of her door yelling, "Shit! Why didn't I wake up earlier, I'm late. Damn it Miroku is probably there waiting!" Sango ran as fast as she could trying to get to Starbucks, running over people who were on the sidewalk. 'Wow, I never knew that down town was pretty.' Sango thought. When she got there she saw Miroku with two Double Mocha Lattés in his hands and immediately tried to apologize to Miroku for being late.
"You don't have to apologize Sango, I just got here and I thought that you would like one of these." he smiled at her as he handed her one of the drinks.
"Uh, thanks I'm just sorry that you had to wait"
"That's okay! Now let's just finish these so we can meet up with Kagome and Inu Yasha. Knowing Inu Yasha, he's already there and complaining on how we're late." They both sat down and quickly drank their lattés, and both of them suffered a massive brain freeze.
When they finished, Miroku walk up to his black Kawasaki ninja motorcycle.
"Is this yours Miroku?" Sango turned to him
"Yeah, you don't like it or what?!" he was giving Sango a confused look.
"No! Actually I love it! I wouldn't ride on anything else!"
He smiled" then shall we go?"
Sango nodded and got on the bike, placing her arms around Miroku's waist. She didn't want to let go.
Sango's P.O.V.
Thank you God, for introducing me to him! Kagome was right he's really not that bad; actually he's really sweet. He even remembered that I like Double Mocha Lattés. Hey, things might get even better; I might actually fall in love with the pervert. Hmm his back is so warm... I don't want this feeling and moment to end.
Meanwhile
"Kagome! Inu Yasha's here!" Said Mrs. Higurashi In a caring tone.
"What?! He's here?! Damn it I thought he was gonna get here later." Kagome whispered to her self.
"Hey mom, can you please tell Inu Yasha that I need him up here! Please!!"
Mrs. Higurashi walked over and told Inu Yasha that Kagome need him in her room. As Inu Yasha walked up the stairs Kagome could hear him mumbling about her not being ready.
"What do you need now Kagome?" Inu Yasha asked in a demanding tone.
Kagome looked at him "Nothing. I just want your opinion on something."
Inu Yasha started to back away. He never was really good at giving women opinions. (Pretty hard not believe)
"Since you know that today is the day that when first met last year, and I was wondering if you want me to give you your present now or later?" Kagome began to blush.
" Now, it's not like I've got all day!!" Inu Yasha barked while trying to figure out why Kagome was blushing.
Kagome started to walk towards Inu Yasha making him scared and confused, he started to walk back only to get trapped and cornered. Their faces met, Kagome got her right hand and gently placed it on the back of his head. Slowly lifting her head so their lips can meet, she pressed her soft marshmallow lips against his. Inu Yasha was shocked because to him this only happened in his dreams. He was so into the kiss that he started lifting Kagome's shirt and passionately kissed her no the neck.
They tumbled on to the bed and kissed until Kagome realized that her mom was down stairs cooking Ramen for her little brother Souta. Kagome immediately pulled away from Inu Yasha and whispered,"Damn it! How could I forget that my mom still here." She looked down.
Inu Yasha walked over to her and asked "Was I that bad of a kisser?"
She felt bad for pulling away from Inu Yasha that she couldn't look him in the eyes. She kept on looking down when she said, "I'm sorry that I pulled away from you and it's not because you're a bad kisser." She looked at Inu Yasha who was smiling which made her want to melt. "I promise that I'll give you rest of your present later. Oh and did you know that you're a great kisser, I must say you're the best one I have ever kissed." Kagome giggled as she spoke.
Inu Yasha looked into her eyes making him want her even more. He gently pulled Kagome by the waist towards him and softly kissed her on the lips, he smiled as he exited the room and waited by her door until she was ready to leave.
"Sango, we're here!" Miroku announced as he was getting off his bike.
"Wow! It's so huge!" Sango was amazed on how huge the theme park was. It was two theme parks connected in one.
"C'mon, let's go!" Miroku yelled as he ran.
"Oh, so you want a race huh? Well I'll give you one!" Sango ran trying to catch up to Miroku. Once she did, they raced towards the entrance.
Miroku was ahead until he got distracted all the beautiful women there.
"Ah, you pervert!!" Screamed one of the ladies as Miroku groped them. The other one slapped Miroku so hard that he went sailing to where Sango was.
Sango sighed and walked over to an unconscious Miroku and picked him up by the ear.
"Oww, oww, oww!" Miroku screamed in pain.
"You never learn your lesson do you?" she faced Miroku "Why do you even do that?"
He got up and dusted himself off and said "I'm sorry Sango, but It's not me," He gazed at his right hand "It's the hand; it's possessed by some evil spirit."
"Yeah... right, sure it is." Sango Sarcastically replied. "Come on let's go and have some fun."
Miroku gave her a suspicious grin.
"Not that kind if fun Miroku."
"Damn it! And I was looking forward to getting some action today." Miroku pouted and whined.
When they entered the theme park they were greeted by a very happy Kagome and a pissed off Inu Yasha.
"Bout time you two got here!" Said Inu Yasha "We've been here more for than 30 minutes waitin' for ya'll."
"Inu Yasha! Sorry about that, come on let's go get on some damn rides."
Suddenly an idea hits Inu Yasha.
He walks over to Miroku and whispered it to Miroku's ear.
Miroku's eyes widen and began to smile heavily.
"What?!!" Both girls began to look at each other to see if anyone had a clue to what was going on.
"Oh, HELL NO!!" screamed Sango while trying to get away from Miroku who had taken her captive.
Inu Yasha had also taken Kagome captive and started carrying her towards Dungeon Drop. (A/n: Dungeon Drop is this ride at Astroworld. It's fucking scary!)
"Put me Down Inu Yasha! Put me down now!!" Kagome Screamed while struggling to get away form Inu Yasha.
"No!" was all Inu Yasha and Miroku said as they carried both girls towards the ride.
"Please Miroku let me go. I'll do anything, ANYTHING! I'll even bare your kid, just let me down."
"I'm sorry Sango, but I can't allow you to get down until you're on the ride."
"Hey look Miroku the line's empty, lucky for us, as for you ladies . . . . . Prepare to scream!" Inu Yasha said with a devilish grin.
The two got in line and took the girls with them. When they got on they forced the girls to sit next to them.
"Miroku, when I get off," she looks at Miroku "I'm gonna make you fucking pay!" Sango yelled once the cart began to ascend towards the heavens.
The girls screamed while the guys laughed.
Kagome looked down; People look like ants to her.
The cart they were on stayed in the air for 10 second until it was released and seemed as if it was going to collide with the ground, only to be stopped by the brakes.
They landed gently and had their feet hanging off the ground.
"Miroku you BASTARD, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU once I get off this damn ride!" Sango said while trying to fight off her dizziness.
When they got off, the girls could barely walk let alone stand. They were still light headed.
"Now where to?" Kagome asked, opened to any opinions.
"How about we go eat?" Inu Yasha asked hoping for a yes.
"Nah, how bout we get on a water ride?!" asked Miroku with a grin. (Kagome and Sango were both wearing white shirts, and if they got wet they would become see though and People you know how perverted Miroku is so you should get the idea of what he's thinking)
"No!!" shouted both Sango and Kagome in unison while hitting Miroku.
"No, I didn't mean it like that. (In his mind he was saying yes) What I meant was that we should get on a water ride to cool off you know how hot is, and I'm not a total pervert! (Although he was clearly saying yes in his mind again.)
"Sorry Miroku." Both girls said in unison.
They all agreed and headed for Thunder River and waited for a minute to get on because the line was so short.
When they got on everyone on the raft was laughing except for Kagome who was soaking wet, Inu Yasha and Miroku started drooling at the site of Kagome's shirt. Kagome turned beet red and got pissed, to relive the stress she immediately sent Inu Yasha and Miroku into orbit. Witnesses in Japan say that they saw two unidentified men soaring across the sky; one with silver hair and the other with black hair.
Two hours later when the boys finished orbiting the earth the group went their separate ways. Inu Yasha and Kagome went to serial thriller and Sango and Miroku went to Tidal wave.
"Look Miroku the line's not long." Sango said as she watched the people on the bridge get soaked by a massive wave of water.
Miroku smiled and started asking her questions like: what type of music do like? What are your favorite movies? And he asked her if she played video games. She answered "I listen to anything that's good, mostly techno and rock. My favorite movies are the Scary movie 1, 2, and 3. Anything like action/martial arts movies. And I love to play video games like: Tekken, Time Crisis, and anything competitive or anything were you can hurt or kill people.
Miroku laughed and said "Well after this do you want to go to the movies or something?"
Sango thought about it and said "If you can control yourself then yes," she turned serious "but if you try something funny then I'll make you pay."
Miroku looked worried for a second and laughed then said, "If I do any funny, I'll be your slave and you can be my master." Sango giggled because it was likely that he would her slave.
At the diving point Sango screamed and clung to Miroku's shoulder as if it was dear life it self. Miroku smiled and ducked when the ride hit the water. Sango was soaked from head to toe and Miroku was grinning from ear to ear. Sango screamed but didn't slap him. 'Man he looks so hot I think I could just melt.' Sango thought as she gazed at the built body of a wet Miroku. (drool!)
She started to shiver and Miroku noticed it and gave her his towel. "Thanks Miroku." She blushed and said "I'm sorry for yelling at you, kicking you, and slapping you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"But of course." Miroku said with a French accent. Sango then realized that she forgot to bring spare clothes so she could change into if she got wet, she left in such a hurry that she completely forgot.
"Damn it!" Sango mumbled under her breath, she saw Miroku smiling which made her heart skip a beat.
"Is something the matter Sango?" Miroku asked.
"Uh no...I think?" She completely, flat out, lied.
"If there is then you can tell me." He told her hoping for and honest answer.
"Well, I kinda forgot that I was going to get wet and completely forgot my damn clothes. So Now I think I'm going to be stuck wearing these all day." Sango honestly replied.
Miroku smiled and took Sango by the hand, dragging her off to the nearest gift shop and told her to pick out a swim suit and clothes to change into. Sango declined at first but did as she was told when she looked into Miroku's lushes Violet eyes. She got a Pink bikini with black flowers, a black shirt with pink lettering that said: sexy but lethal. And a matching black skirt. Miroku smiled at Sango as he paid. The total came up to $110.45; which Miroku didn't seem to mind. Sango quickly glanced into his wallet and saw about 8 hundred dollar bills and thought of only one word; Damn. Sango thanked Miroku and gave him a hug. Miroku took this opportunity to give her butt a nice massage. This pissed Sango and kicked him in the balls. His eyes looked like they were going to pop out. She laughed and said "Sorry, you knew what would happen."
"Hurry up Kagome, I'm fucking hungry!" Inu Yasha yelled his last ounce of strength.
"Hold on Inu Yasha I'm coming!" Kagome ran to the table where Inu Yasha was sitting. "Here's your chocolate funnel cake with extra sugar just as you wanted it."
"Feh took you long enough." Inu Yasha replied, stuffing his mouth with the funnel cake.
Kagome gazed dreamily into his amber eyes. She noticed chocolate on Inu Yasha face and pointed it out "Inu Yasha you have something your check."
"Huh I do?" he was still stuffing his face with food.
"Yeah you do, right here." Kagome said as she approached him. "Let me clean it for you." She bent down to Inu Yasha's level and seductively licked the chocolate off his face and headed for his mouth. They made out until they were forced to breath due to the lack of oxygen. Inu Yasha got up and took kagome to an empty arcade. He knew what the kiss meant, the rest of his present.
"Inu Yasha don't you think that we might get caught?"
"Nah, I know this place like the back of my hand!" Inu Yasha proudly said with a grin.
"Oh really?" Was all Kagome could manage to say as she continued to passionately kiss him.
"Yeah, does this answer your question?" Inu Yasha said as he teased Kagome on the neck with his kisses. He then led Kagome further into another room which said "storage" he opened the
door and said "After you my lady!" He closed the door immediately and went back to kiss Kagome passionately. He lifted Kagome's shirt revealing her Indigo bikini top and soft smooth breasts. Inu Yasha striped off his shirt and reveal his built hard chest (drool! Where the hell is my bucket? Okies back to the story) which almost made kagome to drool.
"Oh Inu Yasha take me." She whispered into his ear. She was struggling with his belt; he on the other hand had kagome in her bikini. As he looked at her, he felt himself growing harder and harder. Kagome couldn't take it anymore; she wanted that little demon of his out! She wanted him and he wanted her. She wanted him inside of her.
Inu Yasha gently removed her top and gently cupped Kagome's breast. He kissed her on the lips asking for access to the mouth. Their tongues danced in their mouths as if they had a duet, trying to lead with dominance. Kagome roamed around his chest, feeling the warm yet hardness of his six pack. She felt his strong arms and broad shoulders. She pulled down his jeans and smiley face boxers off only to reveal his 9 inch demonic miniself. Her eyes widen at the sight of Inu Yasha's dick, she expected something big but Inu Yasha was huge! 'He's HUGE! How the hell could he had hid that in his pants?' Kagome thought as she gazed at him.
Inu Yasha moved his head down to her breasts, gently sucking on her nipple. His tongue played with her nipples until it turned purple. Kagome led out a soft moan. He ran his fingers down her silky skin caressing her stomach and passed her navel; Kagome giggled. He stopped at her thighs, gently massaging her womanhood. He looked at her for approval, she nodded. He slipped his finger into her; Kagome led out an even louder moan. He felt her inner walls tighten around his finger as he thrusted in and out.
Sango and Miroku walked until they were bored. Miroku looked around trying to think of where to go next. Sango suggested to go in line for the ride SWAT but then rejected the idea of them waiting in line for hours. Miroku spotted an arcade and asked Sango if she wanted to go there. (Little did they know what they would find there.)
"Yo Sango, do you want to go in there and cool down? Maybe I'll even beat you in a game of Tekken." Miroku asked praying for a yes.
"Sure, I'll do anything thing just to get out of this damn heat. Oh and about you beating me in Tekken, I don't think so." Sango answered as they headed towards the arcade.
In the arcade they found it completely empty; looked like it had a pro gamer's dream games there. "Lookie no one's here, we have all these games to ourselves." Miroku said as he gazed around the arcade.
"Come on Miroku, I would like to kick your ass in Tekken TODAY!" Sango yelled as she was loading the machine with quarters. Miroku walked over and began to pike his fighter; JIN KAZAMA: wearing his biker costume. Sango picked LING XIAO YU in her school girl uniform. They began to fight, Sango leading by a few points. Miroku desperately tried to counter her attacks but failed, in the process he got hit severely causing him to get knocked out.
"Haha, told you that you couldn't beat me!!" Sango sang as she did her victory dance around Miroku. He nodded in agreement and pointed out that their battle wasn't over, he quickly dominated the second round scoring a perfect. Sango looked down as if she was in shame. She quickly gained composure and their last battle was on its way.
"Hey Sango let's make this interesting, who ever loses has to pay the winner 50 dollars or a kiss on the lips." The pervert said with usual perverted grin.
"I rather pay you than kiss you." The third round started and both of them didn't stop their attacks against each other. Miroku was about to do his demon uppercut when Sango jumped
in with fortune cookie and sent him flying in the air, as he was falling Sango did an uppercut which knocked him out.
"Oh yeah I win, oh yeah, oh yeah" Sango danced. "Pay up sucka."
"Alright you win but I want a rematch later." Miroku pouted and gave her the money.
"I'll take you on any......" Sango stopped.
"Sango what wrong?" Miroku asked in a worried tone.
"Nothing so remove your hand from my butt or I'll dislocate it." Miroku smiled and got a dislocated shoulder. "Shut up and listen." She whispered.
In the background they heard moaning and screaming coming from a familiar voice. As the two approached the door, Miroku grinning said, "someone's getting their freak on."
Sango just rolled her eyes and said" DUH YOU DUMBASS!"
They both placed an ear on the door and heard "Ooohhhhhh.......Inu....ya...sha...fas..ter." they both dropped anime style.
"Oh my god." Was all that Sango could seem to say, Miroku being his usual perverted self wanted to see what was happening, and pulled out a camera.
"Hey Sango, I'll give you 50 bucks if you take a picture of them doing it."
"No sorry dude."
"Fine I'll give you 100 dollars if you do it then."
"Nope, sorry."
"Okay, alright fine, I'll give you 200 dollars and that's if you do it."
"Um, I don't know?" she playfully said.
"PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU!!" Miroku pleaded on his knees.
"Um...should I? Um... um okies!" With that said she took the camera and his money and began to open the door. She opened the door, Kagome and Inu Yasha didn't notice.
FLASH
Kagome turned her head only to be horrified at what she saw: Sango asking her to say cheese as she was about to take another picture.
"You go Inu Yasha!" Miroku shouted as he was sitting down taking notes. 'Oh so that's how you do it.' He thought.
"You FUCKING BASTARDS, close the damn door! We're in the middle of something." A furious Inu Yasha yelled from the position he was in. (hee hee hee, Okies back to the story)
Sango closed the door as soon after she finished taking the photo, she switched cameras with Miroku and started running away from the door because she knew Kagome would be after her.
"Get back here Sango!" Kagome yelled as she chased after Sango. Kagome was so filled with rage that she completely forgot to put on any of her clothes.
"Damn it Miroku, why in the hell did you tell Sango to do that? And just when it was getting go too?" Inu Yasha said as he pounded his perverted friend on the head.
"Oww that hurt."
"So who has the camera with the photos?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Sango does... why?" Miroku gave Inu Yasha a puzzled look.
"Cuz I want you to make me copies of those pictures!" Inu Yasha said with a smirk, "You know, as a souvenir."
"Ha ha ha, Inu Yasha you pervert." Miroku chuckled, "So how many copies?"
"Two please."
"Done." He started to grin 'I'll make three instead. The extra one can go into my album.'
"Damn you Sango! I want that camera!"
"Forget the camera and remember your clothes!" Sango said while trying to run from the angry naked woman.
"Huh? What the hell are you talking about Sango? And why do people keep looking at me?"
"Cuz your naked Kagome!"
"What?!" Kagome stopped chasing Sango and realized that she was naked and worst of all the Astroworld's security guard was advancing towards them. "Oh shit hide me Sango!" she hid behind Sango.
"Put this on Kagome." Sango said as she handed Kagome her spare set of clothes.
"Thanks." She immediately took the clothing.
A security guard walked up to the girls, "Um excuse me ladies, but have you seen a young woman running around this them park indecent?"
'Indecent my ass!' Kagome thought as she mentally flicked off the security guard.
"Uh no sir, we just entered the amusement park. Did something go wrong?" Sango asked giving him an innocent look.
"There was a girl earlier today running around naked..." he looks at Kagome.
"What?!"
"She sort of looks... like you." He pointed to Kagome, "Young lady can you please come with me?"
"Huh what? You must be mistaken, you heard what she said!" Kagome was starting to get pissed.
"Young lady please come with me!" The security guard's tone grew more demanding.
"Hell no for what?!" Kagome was about to knock the shit out of the security guard, but Sango beat him to the punch. Literately!
"What?!" Kagome stared at Sango blankly, "IWAS FUCKING BORED," Kagome still had a blank expression "WHAT THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN I'M BORED?" Kagome hugged Sango until she couldn't breathe.
"Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Did I mention thank you? You saved my ass back there."
"No problem," she said gasping for air "Can't.....breathe."
"Opps, sorry! My bad." Sango was freed from Kagome deadly hug.
"Come on, we better hide this jackass." Sango said as she and Kagome tried to lift the unconscious man from the ground.
"Okies all done let's go." The girls raced each others to the arcade
"Damn Inu Yasha you really did please Kagome."
"Yep I did but I would of pleased her better it you two didn't interrupt us!"
"Ohh....Inu....Ya...sha...fas...ter." Miroku mocked
"You're fucking dead!" Inu Yasha said as he was trying to strangle Miroku. He wasn't successful so he did the next best thing ......beating the crap out of him. Inu Yasha was still beating on Miroku when the girls walked in.
"Yo Sango can I see the camera?" Kagome asked
"why ?"
"Cuz I want to see it. I won't break it."
"Okay... here." Sango handed her the camera
"Thanks." She answered as she smashed the camera with her foot. "Opps it slipped."
"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inu Yasha cried as he saw the camera get smashed "MY MEMORIES!"
"Excuse me, your memories? Don't you mean our memories?" Kagome said.
"Oh yeah.... OUR MEMORIES!!" Inu Yasha said dramatically to the floor. Every body fell anime style. They all stared at him for a minute until Miroku broke the silence.
"Chill Inu, I have the camera." Inu Yasha jumped into the air. " Okay cool, hey wait I thought Sango had the camera?"
"I lied."
"Okay," Inu Yasha was grinning from ear to ear. "Oh Miroku I was thinking if you could get me one of those copies in poster size so I can hang it on my wall."
"Yeah."
"Thanks dude." He hugged Miroku. Miroku got scared and told Inu Yasha to keep his distance.
"Perverts." Sango sighed.
Kagome turned red. "Oh Miroku ? Can I have the camera?"
"No." he started to run.
"Get back here Miroku I want that camera!"
"You have to catch me first."
Kagome chased Miroku all over Astroworld in hope of getting the camera. She cornered Miroku; she got closer. Miroku did the only thing that he could think of.... He stuck it in his pants.
"You can keep the camera" Kagome was disgusted.
They left Astroworld an hour later. After that they all went to Miroku's and Inu Yasha's house to chill and watch movies, they got bored and drunk. All hell broke loose
The four of them teeppeed neighborhood, even their house, and egged cars. It was hilarious Miroku kept running into trees.
"I had fun Miroku." Sango said as she was being dropped off home.
End of chapter two
Again I am really sorry for updating so late. I really hope you like this one so please review review review!