Disclaimer: If I change my name to Don Bellisario does that mean I own NCIS? It should.
Answers to questions…
(For chapter 35...)
Lemonade recipe:
Warning: I take no responsibility for injuries sustained during the making of this lemonade
Warning: Please do not actually make this lemonade. The real recipe is after the TBC…
Warning: Many lemons were hurt during the making of this lemonade.
Ingredients/Supplies:
500-600 lemons
1.736475 cups of sugar
.1572 cups of cold water
3.2 ice cube
Meat grinder
Cups or Glasses (Bifocals work best.)
Pitcher
Straws are optional but suggested, and, if at all possible, bendy/twisty
10 gallon hat/tub
Step 1- grind the lemons through the meat grinder into the tub/hat which should be positioned underneath.
Step 2- Add sugar and stir using a bendy straw
Step 3- Add cold water
Step 4- Put ice cubes into pitcher
Step 5- Pour lemonade into pitcher or drink straight from hat/tub
Step 6- If you poured it into the pitcher then pour it into cups or, glasses. If not using bifocals proceed with caution.
(Optional) Step 7- Drink and enjoy
Q. The answer is F?
A. Yup! And NO I do not need to get an new board, I asked it if I did and it said 'Z' which is defiantly not 'yes' so ha!
Q. Why is the supermarket employee working at the zoo?
A. Because, Um… F. F… yeah… F. or Z.
Q. Lol how could they not get the 'lions and tigers and bear, oh my!' bit?
A. I don't know. Let's ask them? Oh, everyone, except Ducky and McGee… come out come out wherever you are (and meet the young lady who fell from a star)
Me (m): Hi everyone!
Gibbs (g): Hi
Tony (t): Hello!
Kate (k): Tony what the hell?
t: What?
Abby (a): Hee hee
k: hee hee
aand k: Hysterical laughter
m: Okay, never mind them. Tony? Gibbs? Why did you not under stand the 'lions tigers and bears oh my!' bit?
t: Why are they laughing?
g: I don't know. Must be some sort of chemical.
t: Should we call the bio-hazard team?
g: Probably.
m: Hello? Is anyone listening to me?
Never mind. I think I'll just them back in their closet….
Q. Why doesn't Tony like Goats? Did he have a bad experience with one when he was younger?
A. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know and I don't really answer that in this story…
Q. Is Gibbs gonna pat a baby Llama?
A. No.
Q. Why is the goat eating Tony?
A. I dunno? Goat likes chocolate?
Q. Why didn't Tony notice that the goat was eating Tony?
A. Because he was to busy trying to figure out that Gibbs was telling him a goat was eating tony.
Q. Why would he wear a $200 jacket to the zoo?
A. Because he's Tony
Q. Why would you buy a $200 jacket?
A. I dunno.
Q. What were Kate and Gibbs doing while Tony and Abby were outside the petting zoo and sanitizing their hands?
A. Petting goats. And Baby llamas
Q. Where are they going next?
A. The lions, then tigers, then bears then everywhere else. Or will they?
Q. Have you seen my brain?
A. Yes. But, I though it was a stray so I gave to scientists for research. So sorry.
Q. Poor, Tony, it's never fun being eaten by a goat now is it?
A. Unless the goat is really cute.
Q. Gibbs has never seen the Wizard of OZ? what is wrong with that man?
A. Lots.
Q. By the way, do you know where I can find one?
A. A meat grinder? Google it.
Story of the Week: How I Came to Own a Sword. By: Theoretical
My family (and I) shall be moving the week of July 18th , so don't expect me to post, but that's not what the story's about. Since we're moving my parents told me that if I cleaned out the attic they would a) Give me $20 and b) let me keep anything I found that I wanted.
So, while toiling away in the blistering heat, I came across three boxes. One contained a violin, one contained a couple pillows but the last one had a sword in it. I am going to mount it on my new door and frighten away any younger siblings that dare get within thirty yards. Hee hee hee.
Also, you should be nice to be because this is not a sissy sword. I'm talking a big bulky METAL sword, so I expect NO flames. Not that I ever get any. I can hardly lift the thing either, but that's besides the story.
In addition to my sword I am now the proud owner of the following; parasol, three new rings, and a cell phone from the 80's that doesn't work.
Ducky was giving Sunny the grand tour of the building. They had started at the top and were now nearly to the basement. Actually, they were in Abby's lab, the last stop on that floor. Jimmy pushed the stroller in which Sunny was in, into the lab behind Ducky.
Jimmy had made a mental note to buy a penguin, as many women had come up to him, all were for Sunny, but he was willing to take any contact with a opposite sex that he could.
Ducky was showing Sunny what he called 'The Finger Print Machine' and explaining how every single finger print was unique, more unique than DNA if you were talking about identical twins, when the phone in Abby's lab rang.
"One moment." Ducky excused himself to go answer, he knew Abby wouldn't mind.
"Hello?" He asked cheerfully.
"Is this Abigail Sciuto?" Questioned a wary voice on the other line.
"No, this is Ducky. May I take a message, um… I didn't catch your name? What was it again?"
"This is Deputy Carlson, a man broke into her house. Does she have a cell phone or something I could call?"
"Ah, yes, of course, one moment let me think… Mr. Palmer, what is Abby's phone number again? I know it's in some song?…"
"867-5309." Jimmy sang happily, only to be nipped at by Sunny. (Hee hee hee. Do any of ye recognize that number…?)
"Thank you Mr. Palmer. Her number is 8-"
"67-5309. Got it. Thank you for your help Mr. Ducky." Deputy Carlson replied, hanging up before the British medical examiner could reply.
"What was that all about?" Asked Jimmy.
"Some man broke into Abby's house. It may have been McGee seeing as Tony had his keys."
Jimmy laughed a bit only to be met with Ducky's straight face.
"It wasn't funny Mr. Palmer. A man broke into Abby's house. The last time that happened she stayed at my house fun a week, and believe me, it was no fun explaining that to my mother." Ducky half-growled, then turned his attentions back to Sunny, "Now Abby is a 'Goth'. She has lots of tattoo's and wears a lot of black. She doesn't have any piercing that I'm aware of, though."
"Why wouldn't you be aware of any piercings?" Jimmy asked boldly.
"Because, Mr. Palmer, her ears nor any facial feature is pierced and I have not seen or fantasized about anything else that people occasionally pierce." Ducky's eyes met Jimmy's.
"What else to people pierce besides their faces?" Asked Jimmy. He could be quite dim.
Ducky looked nervously at Sunny before whispering in Jimmy's ear.
"You mean some girls actually pierce them? I thought it was just a rumor. Hey- What do you think the chances are that Abby… or Kate, ever got thei-"
"Not in front of Sunny!" exclaimed Ducky, frantically, "I doubt Kate would, but I don't know, nor do I want to know about Abby."
TBC…
Lemonade recipe (Real.)
Ingredients/Supplies
6 lemons
6 cups cold water
1 cup sugar
Ice
Cups
Straws
Pitcher
Some sort of juicing object
Step 1- Juice lemons and pour into pitcher
Step 2- Add water
Step 3- Add sugar
Step 4- Stir
Step 5- Drink (cups optional, but once again, if you would like to use glasses, bifocals work best.)