Chapter 4:
"OK! After weeks of them mocking us-" Yusuke started.
"And being strung up to ceiling fans." Hiei interrupted with a tinge of bitterness.
"And being super glued to what seems to be random objects to us." Koenma added.
"Right! After all that, like the one when they were eating Chinese, and we went in for Chinese ourselves… they, knocked us out and…" Flash back starts. Ailias and Lee are eating General Tso Chicken when the Spirit Detectives enter, squabbling about what to order. Hiei and Kurama stop and look at the two demons. Ailias senses their auras. She flings her chop sticks at them, knocking them both out. Yusuke turns when he hears a KURPLUNK! Kuwabara turns around with duct tape super glued to his mouth. Lee throws duck sauce at Kuwabara. It surprisingly knocks him out. Well, maybe it's not that surprising. Le throws hard and has bad aim. She throws onion rings at Yusuke. They go down his throat and he gags on them. GOOD NIGHT BOYS!
At Koenma's office.
"OH! The Chinese finally arrived!" Everyone feels like eating Chinese… Koenma hops down from his desk and opens an extremely large Chinese container. He squeals when he sees what's in it. "AH! KURAMA! What're you doing in my Kung Pow Chicken?" Later, he opens a fortune cookie. It reads, 'Hiei is taking flying lessons at the Chinese Place.'
At the Chinese Place:
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"How'd that midget get up there?" The manager asks in Chinese with English subtitles. End flash back.
"SO!" Yusuke continues. "I say we…! Surrender…"
"For our health." Kurama sighs.
"If I get hung up anymore my hair will do more than defy gravity." Hiei growled out.
"Hello, my dear playthings!" The oh so familiar voice of their tormentors rung out.
"Not AGAIN!" Kuwabara screeched.
"At least have some dignity! Stop screaming like a little girl!" Yusuke bonked him on the head.
"I take offense to that." Lee pouted and crossed her arms.
"Now, now Imouto, the liddiots know not of what they say." Ailias sighed, putting her elbow on Lee's head.
"What's a liddiot?" Kuwabara asks.
"Little Idiot." Ailias shrugs and walks over to Koenma. "So, do we get the bounty or what?"
"Bounty?" Koenma questions meekly.
"Yeah, we got a million yen on our heads. If we turn ourselves in, we get the bounty!" Lee chirps up.
"I'm afraid that doesn't work." Kurama says knowingly.
"Told ya squirt." Ailias says while picking up Kurama like a kit, by the back of the collar of his shirt. "Ya got some Kung Pow chicken in your hair. Ya know?"
"I thought I got that out!" Kurama growled and tugged at his hair.
"Anywho, we decided to turn ourselves in." Ailias said, dropping Kurama so that he continued to fuss on the floor.
"Why?" Koenma said shortly. "This is another scheme to get Hiei on ceiling fan, isn't it?"
"You are not getting in here!" Hiei growled and drew his sword.
"So you know that I know that you said that you aren't going to let us put us in jail." Ailias said.
"No, Ailias, he knows that you know that I know that he knows that we're trying to try out a scheme that does not exist." Lee deducted with her chin in her hand.
"Ah, my mistake." Ailias agreed.
The spirit detectives blinked and tried to translate their conversation.
"My head hurts." Lee translated for them.
"So what is going on?" Yusuke asked.
"We, the bad guys, are turning ourselves in to the good guys, you, to go to jail." Ailias explained.
"And why, if I may ask?" Kurama asks Ailias.
" 'Cause we're done." Ailias said curtly.
"Yep, see Ailias was getting revenge and I just, well, I just wanted to kill something." Lee perks up and taps Hiei's hair. "How much hair mousse do you use?"
"None, baka onna."
"Aw come on, don't lie to me. There is no way that your hair can do that without gel. Well, unless you stayed hanging from the fan for about, I'd say, four hours."
"Lee, please, it's not hair mousse, it's not gravity, it's natural." Ailias said, grabbing Lee and holding her under her arm.
"Okay, so you're under arrest."
"Under what charges?" Lee asks, knowing that Ailias is going to enjoy this.
"For killing so many people." Koenma said.
"Who killed so many people?" Ailias asked.
"You killed them."
"Killed who?"
"Those people!"
"What people?" Ailias looked back and forth then at Koenma again. "The detectives?"
"No, they're right there!" Koenma shouted.
"Who's right where?" Lee blinked.
"I give up!" Koenma shouted and fell over with his hat steaming.
"Nicely done, kit." Ailias smiled and Lee gave her two thumbs up. "Okay, so what's our punishment?"
"Your punishment is to….." Koenma trailed off. "You know I never considered it, since I didn't think they would actually catch you."
"Ah, so, what should we do?" Lee was confused.
"They could come with us on missions, maybe?" Kuwabara asks dumbly.
"NO!" The rest of the detectives yell.
"SURE!" Lee yells at the same time.
"Whatever." Ailias shrugs.
AND so, the gang now had to have the assistance of Lee and Ailias on their missions. This would lead to a whole new string of suicides. (None that will actually work since the bishies are loved all around the world and Ailias and Lee would be mercilessly slaughtered if they caused the heroes' death.)
JA NE!
KJ and Niki signing off!