Disclaimer: I don't own Inu Yasha or co. I just own the plushies!
(A/n: Thank you for the reviews, they really make my day. My school sucks and my mostly my teachers. One day I got so pissed and bored that I made up a song:
On top of a school bus, all covered in blood
I shot the damn teacher with a M-16 gun
Now the body is starting to rot, so I tossed it over that rock
I was so happy, so filled with joy
It was all taped for my friend Roy
For some weird reason I ran away
I wouldn't have killed him if he gave us an A.
Okies a lot of those kinds of songs that are stuck in my disturbed head, and I'm going to use some for my story. Sorry for taking a long ass time to update but the thing was that my internet got disconnected and I had no other way to post it. Well n-e-ways on with the damn story.)
Chapter 3: confessions
Two weeks has passed and the bond between Kagome and Inu Yasha got more and more stronger. So strong that it was disturbing. "Oh god!" Sango said filled with disgust, "I lost my sight. You two should get a room cuz seeing you guys is disturbing!"
"We do, so get out!" Kagome Shouted.
"Yeah but that's my room-so get your own." Sango said as she kicked Kagome and Inu Yasha off her bed and out of her room.
"Hey is there anybody else besides Miroku here?" Kagome asked.
"Nope.", Inu Yasha replied. "Why?"
"Come on, let's go look for a room with a big bed in it." Kagome gave him a sly smile. They both took off running in search of the big bed, running around the 2 story house.
"Found one!" Inu Yasha yelled with a grin. They both jumped on to the bed and started making out.
Sango was walking down the hall when she heard bed spring noises coming from her father's room,"What the hell?" She approached her father's door, wondering what could be causing it, "Ah Inu Yasha" Sango sighed as she opened the door. "Damn it Kagome I thought I told you to stop having crazy ass rabbit sex"
"We're not. Can't you see that I'm in the middle of a pillow fight?" Kagome said as she smacked Inu Yasha on the head with her pillow.
Sango fell anime style. When she opened the door she had covered her eyes just in case she saw something wrong. "Oppsies." She left the room feeling like a dumb ass.
Miroku's laughter could be heard down the halls and from where Sango was standing it was pretty loud. Curious to what was making him laugh, Sango walked to the living room to see Miroku on the floor busting out with laughter. "What so funny Miroku?" Sango moved her eyes from Miroku to the TV screen. "What the…. How the hell did you get that?" Sango said as she sat down on the sofa and watched with laughter. "Miroku, where did you get this?" Sango asked while still looking at the screen.
"I have a friend named Hachi who works at Astroworld and told me that the room that Inu Yasha and Kagome were had a camera in it and was recording the whole time!" Miroku said as he walked to the kitchen to get the popcorn out of the Microwave. "Heineken or coke?"
"I don't feel like getting drunk yet so get me a coke." Sango shouted Miroku tossed her a coke and continued to watch the tape.
The tape:
Kagome: Oh Inu Yasha take me. (Was stripping Inu Yasha from his clothes)
Inu Yasha: (Was looking at Kagome. He removed her top and cupped her breast)
Kagome: (She pulls down Inu Yasha's pants and smiley face boxers. Her eyes widen) wow!
Inu Yasha: (Was sucking on her nipples)
Kagome: (Moaning) Ahhh
Inu Yasha: (Starting thrusting in and out)
Kagome: (Moaning louder) Ahhh
"Wow! I didn't even think that position was even possible!" Sango said in a surprised tone.
"Well with Inu Yasha anything is possible." Miroku replied.
Kagome: Ahhh…ahhh…Inu…Ya …sha…
"Hahahahaha, Okies must stop laughing. Hahahaha." Sango was on the floor cracking up, and so was Miroku but for different reasons. "Miroku stop caressing my ass!" she kicked him in the balls and went back to watching the tape.
"What the fuck are you two laughing about?" Inu Yasha roared as he came to the living room, "What the fuck?"
Kagome: Ooohhhhhh…….Inu….ya…sha…fas...ter
Inu Yasha: your wish is my command (Hey I know it's corny but Inu would say that)
Kagome: Ahhh ahhh (More moaning)
The door is opening and Sango's head pops out and flash of light appears
Sango: Say cheese! (Takes another picture)
Miroku: You go Inu Yasha! (Sitting down while taking notes)
"Hey look more memories, I mean Miroku you're fucking dead when I get my hand on you!" Inu Yasha was about to beat the crap out of Miroku when he heard the heart breaking cries come from Kagome, "Don't cry Kagome." He went to her side.
"That camera makes me look fat; I look way skinnier than that."
"Uh Kagome, that's some other person." Said Sango as she pointed out that it was another couple. The man on screen had long silver hair like Inu Yasha but the guy was much taller and sexier. He had a purple tattoo that looked like a moon crescent on his forehead.
"That cocky bastard, why does he always have to take the fucking spotlight!" Inu Yasha roared so loud that he almost shattered the TV screen.
"Wait, Inu-Kun do you know him?" Sango asked.
"Yeah that asshole right there is my brother – half brother to be precise." Inu Yasha stated, "That fucker always has to do things better that me."
"Hey I know that guy!" Miroku shouted, "He's that famous PORN STAR Sessho Maru. I remember seeing him in "Fuck me if you can"."
The room went silent
"What! LIKE YOU NEVER WATCHED PORN BEFORE INU YASHA?"
"Yeah, but not the ones with my damn brother in it. Dude, that's fucking gross!" Inu Yasha popped out the tape from their DVD/VCR player and smashed it into little tiny pieces.
"Hey I wasn't done watching that!"
Everyone's Jaw dropped down and then turned to Sango
"Oh shit, did I say that out loud?" Sango turned cherry red. "I mean the guy was so hot even I can't turn away. Unlike some other people who start to drool at the sight of a sex god." She turns to see Kagome drooling. "Need a bucket Kagome?"
"Don't worry Sango, not only do I have tapes but I also made DVDs and T-shirt and hats from the pictures." Miroku said as he pulled out a case of DVDs and shirts from his black backpack which was lying right beside him. "Oh here Yasha-san I got you the copies that you wanted." He handed Inu Yasha the copies: one was the size of a poster.
"Thanks Miroku, oh and can you give me one of the t-shirts and a DVD?"
"Yeah, what do you want? Medium or Large?"
"Large please."
'What a bunch of idiots.' Sango thought as she got up from the sofa. She could tell that Kagome was pissed. Her aura had changed colors from clear to flame red.
"That's it; I've had enough of this petty bullshit!" Kagome said as she took all of Miroku's remaining DVDs and Tapes and threw them into the fireplace as for the shirts and hats they had a bad meeting with Clorox bleach. "I feel much better now"
"Aaahhh my babies!" Miroku shouted as he dug into the fire trying to save what was left of the porn. When he got up he looked pale like a ghost, but after he saw a porno he was back to his normal perverted self.
"So N-E-WAYS," Sango said "who wants to go somewhere, cuz I'm fucking bored?"
"I know why don't we all …." Miroku got cutoff.
"No Miroku we're not going to some porn theater." Kagome and Sango shouted in unison, "And we're NOT watching "Girls gone wild"."
"Damn it!" Miroku said with disappointment.
"Oh okay I got it! How about…" Inu Yasha got cutoff also.
"No Inu we're not going to a strip club," the girls shouted again "And we're not striping for you!"
It seemed that no one had any good ideas until
"Look I got a good idea that I know that all of you will agree on." Kagome looked around, "Let's go to a rave? I mean there will be free beer there and rockin' music."
"That's the best thing I heard so far," Sango replied. She turns to Miroku and starts to giggle, "You might laid this time Miroku!"
"Hey! I'm not a virgin!" Miroku shouted in his defense.
"Sure your not." Kagome sarcastically said. "Anyways let's get ready so we can go." As she walked away she kissed her man and kicked his best friend in the balls. "You should know what happens when you touch my butt Miroku."
Xxxxxxx
"Kagome! Sango! Come on! What's taking you so long!" Shouted Inu Yasha. He was wearing black bagging pants with a black Linkin Park T-shirt and vans. He was also jamming up the accessories: Big silver balls and studded and spiked wrist bands. His silver hair standed out shined like the moon.
"How come it always takes women so long to get ready?" asked Miroku. He also like his friend was wearing black baggy pants with a black and yellow Good Charlotte T-shirt and black DCs. The accessories were: A Metallica chain wallet and a thick and short chain around his neck.
He had a black alkaline trio wristband and a studded one too.
"Coming!" Kagome and Sango came down the stairs and both of the guys felt their manhood stand up. (hee hee)
Kagome was wearing a pink top and black pants that were tight around her ass and baggy the rest of the down. Sango was wearing a low cut baby doll Army shirt that said: Otaku 4 Life. And black baggy zipper pants with a Good Charlotte chain wallet.
"So how do I look?" Sango asked.
"Would you please be the mother of my children?" Replied Miroku.
They exited the house and now it was time to party.
"Feh, took you forever to get ready." Inu Yasha critiqued.
"Shut up and get in the car."
"No! Last time you drove I saw my life flash before my eyes, with you driving there's no way in hell that I'm getting in that death seat you call a car."
"Quit joking around get in the car Inu Yasha."
"I wasn't joking I almost died in there." Inu Yasha backed away from Kagome's white Jaguar.
Kagome was getting really pissed. "I wish Koga was here. He would have gotten in this car if I asked him."
"Why in the hell would you bring that retarded wolf into this?" Inu Yasha turned red at the mention of his name.
"Hello people I don't mean to be rude but I want get this rave today" Miroku said he got out of Sango's black Ferrari. "Look I'll flip a coin and how ever get it drives, Okay?"
"Fine by me." Kagome spoke out. "I'll get tails"
"I got Heads"
Miroku flip the quarter and it landed in Kagome's favor.
"Yes! In your face Inu Yasha." Kagome started to jump around her car.
"Oh god please help me!" Inu Yasha cried out as he got into the passenger seat. He quickly placed on his seat belt. He still didn't feel safe. He went right to the back seats. "Ah much better." Kagome just rolled her eyes and backed out of Sango's drive way.
"I still don't get why you're afraid of my driving?" Kagome said as she speeded down the streets.
Xxxxxxx
The city lights and the darken sky with its twinkling stars made the driving all the worth while.
"So Inu- chan what are we gonna do for Sango's birthday party? I was thinking of getting her one of those big birthday cakes where the naked male stripper can pop out of." Kagome said as she speeded down the busy freeway.
"KAGOME KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!" Inu Yasha cried out as he ducked for cover.
"What? Oh shit."
Flashing lights
Screeching siren
"Great, just fucking great, now the damn cops are after us!" this really infuriated Kagome "There's no fucking way I'm going back to juvvie!"
Inu Yasha was so scared of Kagome's driving that he actually started praying "God please I beg you, please don't let me die! I'm too young and attractive to leave this cruel world. If you're going to take someone please take Kagome! She's one psychotic driver!"
"Hey I heard that!" Kagome looked back to see a petrified Inu Yasha, "I'm not psycho I'm a drunk get it right!"
The screeches from hell were getting closer and it looked like it brought friends
Xxxxxxx
"So Sango how's life?" Miroku was bored as hell when he started to ask the 'How's life question.
"Okay I guess, but where the hell are Inu Yasha and Kagome? I don't see them here." Sango was starting to get worried.
Miroku smirked "Knowing them, I know they're alright. I bet that right now they are probably at Motel 6 getting freaky like the Trix rabbit and the energizer bunny during mating season, 'Vigorous humping'." He took a sip of his blue frozen margarita and deeply gazed at Sango, in his eyes she was gorgeous and she was going to be his.
The rave was being held at an abandoned warehouse, the flashing lights and the music could be heard a mile away, thou getting there still looked kinda spooky. (It's next to a graveyard but most of the people in there are stoned or drunk, so would they really care?)
Sango looked around to see could recognize anybody else in there, yet she had a hard time trying to avert her eyes from Miroku. 'Damn does he look hot, I just wish he would ask me out already.' She had a great time with him when they went to Astroworld but she wished that by now he would have made a move and that they would have a relationship like their friends have. 'Fuck it! Tonight I'll ask 'she looked at him and started to blush 'Just not now.'
Miroku stood up and walked to towards Sango. She was just so beautiful; he couldn't get her out of his mind. "Sango want to dance?"
"Love too!" she took his warm hand walked over to the dance floor.
Xxxxxxx
"Damn it! When will they ever learn?" Kagome swerved at the sight of a cop car approaching her. "Come and get me Bitch!" she shouted as she flipped off all of the tailing cops. A light shined on them.
"Kagome, what's that sound?" Inu Yasha looked around to see what might be causing it. "Holy shit it's a TV helicopter!"
"Well today I'll like to make my big day view. Inu-chan take the wheel."
"What?"
"Take the wheel."
"Uh okay" Inu Yasha moved to the front, "What are you planning to do?"
"You'll see!"
XXX (NEWS CASTOR) XXX
NC: We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. There seems to be a police chase on freeway 142, let's take you there now.
Reporter: thank you Bob. Now we are live at the scene. It looks like the Jaguar might actually get away this time. Let's zoom in.
The Camera zoomed in to capture a rather surprising sight
Reporter: it looks like the driver is mooning us. That's the best piece of ass that I ever seen. Yo Keitaro can you make this thing zoom in even more?
Camera man Keitaro: sadly sir no we can't.
Reporter: Damn it all!
CRASH!
Reporter: it seems that this lovely ass has just caused 7 Major accidents. Let's replay that.
Show the replay where the cops crash into each other and caused other cars to flip over and blow up (no one dies)
Reporter: The Jaguar has gotten away. Back to you Bob.
NC: That sure was a nice piece of ass. Log on to and click on 'Voting' to vote for this year's best ass viewing.
XxxEndxxxx
"Kagome have I ever told you that you have the loveliest ass I have even seen." Inu Yasha said as he drove into the darken tunnel and escaped the evil clutches of the law.
Kagome finally stuck her ass back in the car and wondered how far until they got there. "Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there now!"
"No!"
"How bout now?" Kagome loved playing childish games, mostly on Inu Yasha.
"NOO!" Inu Yasha was getting annoyed.
"Sorry love, I just enjoy messing with you" she kissed Inu Yasha on the lips then neck.
This placed him in a daze, "HOLY SHIT! WATCH THE ROAD INU!" Now she wondered who was the one with reckless driving was.
Xxxxxxx
The dance floor was packed; there barely was any space to move around. It was a miracle that Miroku didn't try to pull anything. Thou it seemed as if he had something on his mind, and it looked like it troubled him.
"Miroku are you all right?" Sango asked wondering what could be troubling him.
"Nothing." He replied, "Sango can I ask you something?" his expression was serious.
"Uh yeah, but we might as well go somewhere quite." They walked off the dance floor and out to starry sky. "WOW! The sky's so beautiful out here!" she loved it when she could see all the stars so clearly.
Miroku expression was still serious, "Sango about what I want to ask you?" His eyes locked on her "What should I do if I like this girl a lot and can't stop dreaming of her? And if I don't know if she's interested in me, but I really like her and I have no idea on how to ask or approach her."
"You should make you move when ever you see her and what her reaction is." Sango was deep in thought on whom Miroku had a crush on. "If it was me I would like to be taken by surprise. Just be walking with him and then expectedly be kissed. Wish that could happen to…" Sango got cut off when she felt the presence of Miroku's arms around her waist as they slowly pulled her closer towards him. He embraced her with a gentle kiss.
"Sango I can't stop thinking about you, you're on my mind constantly. I'm sorry if I've been pervert to you but I really, really like you. I want to be with you." He ended his claim of affection with another kiss. It soon got deeper and more passionate until…
"Inu Yasha watch out, you going to run over those people." Kagome cried as she tried to snap Inu Yasha out from his daze.
Miroku pulled away, "Sango, what's that light?" his eyes widen when he noticed that a crazed-Psycho maniac was speeding towards them "HOLY SHIT! RUN!"
They both ran until the thought that they were a safe distance away from the car. The screeches from the brakes could make any ear bleed.
"Oh hey guys what's up?" Inu Yasha said he and Kagome got out of the car, " Uh did we interrupt something?"
Miroku almost had a vain popping out. "Inu Yasha you fucking bastard! You almost killed me and the woman I love!" he yelled as he pounded on Inu Yasha with what ever he could find, "You ruined my perfect moment!" Miroku was serious considering murdering Inu Yasha.
"You wouldn't believe what happened. I was driving on the freeway until Inu-chan and I was being chased by the fucking cops and a TV camera…"
"Don't tell me… You mooned their stupid ass and caused 7 major accidents." Sango said to a dumb founded Kagome.
Kagome could barely talk "H..H..How did you know?"
"The TV told me… and if you want to vote for your own ass, go to and click on 'Voting'."
Kagome's face was cheery red "So n-e-ways what's been happening between you and that perv over there?" she quickly changed the subject.
It was now Sango's turn to blush, "A lot of things like this" she walked over to an enraged Miroku and kissed him so deeply that it looked like other things might lead on. "I want to be with you too and I won't let anything get in our way!" She whispered softly in his ear.
"C'mon, you can suck face later. I want to party!" The battered Inu Yasha said as he ran towards the entrance. All of them entered the flashing building and partied like there was no tomorrow.
3 hours later
Miroku and Inu Yasha were drunk as fuck; Sango and Kagome were getting there. "So where doyou wanna go?" Inu Yasha slurred most of his words "Home, Cancun, Tokyo?"
"How about home first, Tokyo later!" Kagome stated as she started her car. "Let's go to the movies. I want to scream for something good."
Inu Yasha was smirking now, "Yes, I think we should go! It would be a nice place for moan-I mean screaming" Luckily Kagome was too drunk to catch that. Both cars raced to the nearest theater.
20 minutes and 5 seconds later
"So what movies do you want to see?" Sango said as she skimmed through the movie selection. "What about that Ashton Kutcher movie: Guess who?"?
After two minutes of deciding on what movie to see, they all agree ed on guess who?, bought their tickets and al needed accessories like: Candy, sodas, hot dogs, popcorn, Condoms (What! They have that in some theaters.) Yup everything was alright. Except that the room was mostly full and those there was only four seats left in the back.
"I can work this"
"What Inu-chan?"
"Oh nothing! Kagome have I told that I love you?"
"No.. you do?"
"Hell yeah!" Inu Yasha pondered on how far until it would end.
"Shut up back there! I am trying to watch the damn movie!" An angry man shouted from his seat.
"Sorry." Whispered Inu Yasha
10 minutes into the movie
All four of them were to busy sucking face to notice the movie and the people around them. "MOMMY, THE SOUND EFFECTS BACK HERE SOUND SO REALISTIC!" A little boy cheerfully exclaimed to his disgusted mother.
"Teenagers nowadays have no shame!" She took her child and left the room angry.
After the movie was done, which was about 1, the four of them decide it was time to go home… well to Inu Yasha's and Miroku's house that is.
There house was Huge! Inu Yasha's red Lamborghini was parked in the driveway along with Miroku's black bike.
"Here we are!" Miroku proudly proclaimed as he opened the door for Sango and Kagome. "Who's thirsty?" He opened up a can of beer and began to chug it down.
"Hey who's up for a game of strip Poker?" said Inu Yasha while began to shuffle a stack of card that was left on the sofa.
"Prepare to strip bitch!" Sango dealt first, winning the first round she made Miroku strip. Then it was Kagome winning the next 3 rounds; Miroku and Inu Yasha were shirtless and sock less. After that it was Miroku's time to shine for 2 rounds. And then Inu Yasha's turn in the spotlight for an incredible 4 rounds. Sango and Kagome were in there Bra and Laced Panties. Kagome got a surprising comeback before Sango kicked her ass. "Miroku you look even sexier naked!" Sango kissed him on the Cheek as she was heading for the restroom.
After they were all dressed the watched TV and played Video games until they got defeated with tiredness.
'I wonder where Miroku's room is?' Sango thought as she walked down the dark hall. 'This looks like his room. I'll just stay here and surprise him! She waited and waited until she finally fell asleep. Another body rested beside her and pulled her closes to him.
During the night there was a lot of stripping and bodies getting closer.
Early next morning….
'mmm his chest is so warm' Sango awoke next a sleeping Miroku. Wait something's wrong! Sango opened her eyes fully 'Since when was Miroku's hair long and SILVER!' Sango finally realized who she just awoke next to … it...it was INU YASHA!
End of Chapter 3!
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I sooo sorry if this chapter seemed rushed but if you seenwhat the hell I've been going through to get this damn thing posted! If anybody has ideas please send them! –Lizzy chan