Hey this is my first fan fiction , uhhh beware insanity galore. Heh heh well enjoy
Ch. 1 Things You'll never hear them say EVER: Yusuke
" I'm going to quit fighting and become a good little boy"
" I'm going to dump Keiko and become a fulltime homosexual"
" I pledge my love eternally to….. Kuwabara"
" Screw Spirit detective, I'm going to start studying and stay in school"
" Hey Kuwabara… looking hot today"
" Hiei, I think you're sooo cute when you're angry"
" Kurama, I think I'll start tutoring you, after all you are an idiot"
" Botan, can I wear your kimono, just for a few hours?"
" Keiko, you can drop dead for all I care"
" Koenma, I think you look adorable as a toddler"
" Genkai, I love you GRANDMA!"
" Hey mom, you should keep on drinking and getting drunk, o and don't forget to leave me by myself for the next few years, I can take care of myself,"
" OMG, everything is filthy must start cleaning"
Hey hoped you enjoyed this chapter, next is Kuwabara,