Chapter 6:

Everyone is sitting in Koenma's office. Ailias is lounging in a recliner chair, reading the new issue of, "Murdering Weekly". Lee is sprawled out on the floor, drawing in the new sketch book she stole from CVS. The Rekai Tantei are huddled up in the corner, all shivering. I do believe that Hiei's eye is twitching. Yes, yes, that is a definite twitch I see. Ailias peers over to the paranoid males. She lifts her eye brow and goes back to reading her magazine.

"We're done torturing you," Ailias admits. "You're no fun anymore."

"Yeah!" Lee agrees. She gets up from her sketching. "Besides, we can do much better pranks if we ban together!" She walks over to them.

"Pranks?" Kurama repeats.

"YEAH! You deaf or something? Like… stealing tooth paste from an entire neighborhood, then break into all the stores and spray the tooth paste everywhere so there's none to buy!" Hiei stands up to her.

"That is something a toddler would do." He tells her.

"I highly doubt Koenma would know what 'fun' is." Ailias smirks. She puts down her magazine.

"Sounds like fun. Lets go Lee." Lee runs out the door with Ailias at tow.

"Actually," Yusuke thinks, amazing! "That does sound like fun…" He gets up quickly. "Maybe… we can hotwire some cars, fix em up, and sell them for 10 bucks off their original selling price!" Yusuke runs after them.

"I guess… I could use some sort of criminal actions. I haven't had my fill for a few weeks now." Hiei says while glancing at his katana. "Maybe cut down a few people while I'm at it. I'll nail Ailias with some tooth paste."

"Not a chance Sparky!" Ailias yelled back at him. Hiei glared at nothing in particular. As the four leaves, Kuwabara comes to a conclusion.

"They're criminals…" Kurama just looks at him.

"Yeah."

At the local CVS:

"Gimme all your tooth paste!" Lee shouts at the store clerk. He ducks behind the counter.

"I don't know how to open the cash register!" He screams.

"I don't want your stupid money! I want your tooth paste! All that you have in stock!" He looks up at her confused.

"T-T-Tooth paste?" Lee nods annoyed.

"Yeah."

"Fresh out."

"Well, in that case…" She smoothly unsheathes her most awesome dual swords. They go DING from all their shiny-ness. Lee grins evilly. The dude panics.

"It's all on the shelves! Every last box and tube!" Lee puts her swords back into their sheathes. She grabs her hands behind her back and with a cute voice, says,

"Thank you!" She rips his head off his shoulders, then places her mark on his chest. Blood rusts her claws. Ailias leans against the blood stained counter with her arms crossed and grinning.

"Nice." Lee turns and jumps off the counter.

"He underestimated me. A mistake he will never again make."

"As he will never again breathe."

"Just the way I like em," Lee says, then licks her sword. "Dead." Hiei enters the store along with Yusuke. They notice the blood splattered on the counter top.

"So you started the party with out us?" Yusuke asks sarcastically. Hiei smirks at the blood splatter, but his smile disappears when Yusuke looks at him.

"Shall we?" Hiei asks, trying to cover up his desire for blood.

"Sure," Ailias shrugs. They gather all the tooth paste, then spreads it all across the highway, interrupting traffic and causing unsuspecting drives a world of destruction to drive through. Many deaths are sure to come from this. But, as Hiei can no longer contain his need for blood, he slaughters at least a dozen car pools for the heck of it. Pools of blood flood the roads. Yusuke, Lee, and Ailias stare wide eyed at his masterpiece. Hiei walks back to them with a satisfied grin, not a drop of blood on him. They all snap out of their trance when Hiei, very much amused, asks:

"Shall we snatch our selves some vehicles?" Today would surely go down in the books, which it does…

The Next Day:

"DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE!" Koenma shouts at the four.

"Killed 50 people?" Ailias suggests.

"Exactly! What? Were you keeping tabs on them?" They shrug.

A very satisfied Hiei admits, "They were going to die eventually."

"That's beside the point!"

"What's your point then?" Lee asks stupidly.

"YOU KILLED 50 PEOPLE!"

"Hiei did most of it!" Yusuke congratulates.

"You demons are impossible…" (In case you didn't know, Yusuke is half demon.)

"Alright, so your point is to keep entertained?" Ailias questions.

"NO!"

"Well, analyzing the situation, if we hadn't have been bored, we wouldn't have done the whole, 'stealing' thing. If we hadn't have done that, Lee wouldn't have gotten pissed off at that guy who she killed. That's one less death. And, Hiei wouldn't have felt the need to kill the other 49. I recall that no one actually died in the tooth paste spread, just injured."

Koenma tries to understand what she said. It does make sense. It really makes sense. Damn it. Koenma sighs and puts his head down on his desk filled with paper work. "Whatever…"

KJ and Niki signing off!

PS: No one was actually murdered in the making of this chapter.