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I'm answering your questions!

Q. which one of his wifes gave him the 'Dear John' letter? or was it a girlfriend we don't know about?
A. I don't know, but they mentioned it on the show once, I can't remember which episode, and I thought I should say something about it.

Q. why did Tony answer Kate's phone with a English accent? was he imitating Ducky?
A. Hm… I'll have to think about that. Or I could consult the ouija board. Hee hee hee. I know how much everyone loves that thing. OH! New answer! 'No' Weird.

Q. so drunk Tony likes anything with boobs?
A. Actaully, now that I think about, Tony probably wouldn't have to be drunk… lol

Q. how does Gibbs know that Tony and Kate are in a limo? is he psychic?
A. Pretty much.

Q. how did Tony and Kate get drunk so fast? did they start drinking something other than wine?
A. Yes they did start drinking other stuff than wine. You learn about that in the next chapter.

And, now, something to amuse you, or possible make you go insane, or feel nothing at all except a sharp pierce in the back because a steam engine has fallen through the roof of your house but, your doctor gave you some weird drug so you don't know what's going on, and when the police come they will arrest you, thinking your on drugs or something and they'll make you pee in a cup, but you won't need to pee so they will put you in prison and not allow you to pee when you finally have to, so- wait, what were we talking about? Right, Guess what chapter this questions and answer are from- Answer after TBC… and Questions!

Q. Where are Sunny and Gibbs?
A The bullpen. Just you wait and see how Sunny helps with a case. Ye olde grasshopper.

McGee had to pee. Badly. Very, very badly. It was the most un-opportune time to have to pee. Sitting across the holding cell from him was a small, rat like guy. His eyes were big puffy and he kept jerking his head from side to side, but when a guard came around, he would act totally normal. McGee was sure the man was doing this to frighten him, but he didn't know for sure.

"Uh.. Guard?" McGee asked, "I have to pee."

"That's what the toilet's for." the guard motioned to the gross looking toilet in the corner of the cell.

"But, it's gross and, I don't like to use the rest room in front of people."

The guard simply shrugged and walked away.

"S-s-so, Buddy? Whatca in for?" The rat boy stood up and sat next to McGee.

"I was in my friends house and her neighbor called the cops on me. I think."

"You think? That's what's going to get you sent to the BIG HOUSE" Rat said 'big house' loudly, clearly and did a hand motion whilst saying the words. Then his eye twitched.

"No, she's coming to the station right now to see if she knows me. She and a bunch of other people went to a far away zoo, so she should be here very soon."

"And what is she forgets?" McGee gave Rat an odd look, "Alls I'm saying is that girls they are crazy, you know there's PMS, Menopause and they forget stuff. My girl, she forgot to bail me out. I've been here for three days. Punk." Rat spat in McGee's face murmuring something about girls forgetting and guys not knowing how to treat a girl. McGee was worried, now, and not just because he was in a cell with a Rat who was talking to himself, but because, Abby was a girl.

What if she forgot? Would he turn into Rat? What if Rat's girl came and bailed him out? What if Rat's girl was Abby? Or worse Gibbs?

McGee screamed.

"I want out now! I can't take it! I'm to young to die." He grabbed onto the bars of the cells and begun weeping.

Then he heard a laugh. It was Deputy Carlson, Gibbs and Abby, laughing, not at him but at something else.

"Yeah, that's McGee." Gibbs said putting his arm around Abby's shoulders.

"Okay." Deputy Carlson took one last look at Abby's appearance then opened up the cell.

"Thank you! Thank you!" McGee gasped.

"Looks like she came." Rat informed McGee, who was already well informed of that.

"Come one." Abby told McGee, as Gibbs grabbed him and pulled him up from the ground, "I'll take you to my place, since you so desperately want to be there."

After a quick trip to the bathroom they headed to the NCIS van. Once everyone in the van was safely strapped in, Abby suggested they go get Ducky.

"Why?" Asked Gibbs.

"Well, obviously it's for the movie night. 'Wizard of Oz' Remember? You, Kate, Tony, Ducky and McGee are all going to see if that movie." She was rather forceful.

"Fine." Gibbs rolled his eyes and changed his route to NCIS headquarters.

"And, we should wait for Tony and Kate. They sounded drunk on the phone." McGee didn't know what Abby was talking about, and he was sure he didn't want to know either.

TBC…

Will Kate and Tony ever be sober again?
Did Sunny miss Gibbs?
Am I a penguin?
Are you a penguin?
How about a grasshopper?
Is anyone reading this story from prison?
And…
What do sporks have to do with this story?

(And yes, they will be part of this story. Not a major part, but a bit of one. )

That question and answer were fromchapter 17.