Sorry that this is so short. I have absolutely no inspiration or ideas! If anyone has any suggestions, any at all, please let me know!
Chapter 5: Decisions, decisions…
Kagome sat there, mouth wide open (looking rather ridiculous) as a furious debate raged in her mind. If I say dare, they will think up something as devious as humanly possibly. No…scratch that. They could come up with something worse than Naraku himself could plot. I'm safer with truth…
Kagome smiled, pleased with her decision. "Truth."
Sutorii and Akira snapped awake, having just begun to nod off. The boys jumped slightly, since they had been looking for ways to escape.
Sutorii rubbed her hands together in glee. "Ah, Kagome-chan, innocent Kagome-chan! Due to my fantastically incredible mind-reading capabilities, I see that you were attempting to take the easy way out!"
Akira took on a narrator voice. "Little did naïve young Kagome know, that was a lose-lose question! Either way, she was screwed!"
"Back to the matter at hand…"
"Is it true that you are in love with Inuyasha and want to have his quarter-demon babies?" Akira and Sutorii chorused together.
Kagome facefaulted and Sango doubled over in silent laughter.
"What kind of que—"
"Answer the question!" Akira barked.
"…Yes…?"
"I KNEEEEEEW IIIIIIT!" Sutorii leaped up and grabbed the 'tall one' and began to twirl around and around with him, before pressing a smacking kiss to his cheek and settling back down again. The poor boy had no idea what had just happened, but the other two were looking slightly jealous.
Kagome blushed bright red and tried desperately to think of a way to shut Sutorii up. In her search, she realized something crucial that the other three had neglected to think of. "AHHH! WE LEFT MIROKU IN MODERN TIMES WITH ALL THOSE DEFENSELESS GIRLS AT HIS DISPOSAL!"
Sutorii blinked, and panicked. She ran around in circles, screaming at the top of her lungs, and was soon joined by Akira, after she huffed, "Defenseless? Hardly." If she didn't agree, why did she join in? It looked liked fun…
"Goodbye," Sango waved to the boys as Sutorii seized her and dragged her away, with Akira in tow pulling Kagome.
"We need to get to the future before something bad happens to Miroku!" Sutorii gasped as they ran.
"To Miroku!" Kagome asked incredulously.
"We're talking pepper spray, getting slapped, knocked out with a purse, police action, hard time in the slammer, becoming the wife of some guy named 'Bubba'…"
"All good points. But I think that's far enough…" Akira whispered, eyeing the panicked look on Sango's face, who didn't know what half those words meant.
"Aw, but I didn't get to the part about forgetting to remind him not to bend down to pick up the soap in the shower!"
Fortunately, they had reached the well, and Kagome smacked Sutorii over the edge, in one last desperate effort to save the PG-13 rating of this fic.
"I'll get yooooou for this, wench!" they heard before she disappeared. The other three followed right after, sending Kagome first, so she could face the wrath of Sutorii.
As they were falling, Kagome looked questioning.
"To answer your questions," Akira began. "Yes, it will hurt, and no, she won't have any mercy."
Kagome gulped.
TBC…