Hey pretty early I know, but I want to get this over with so I can start on a new insanity.

Chapter 2: Kuwabara Things You'll never hear them say.. EVER

" emc2, that my fellow colleagues is Einstein's theory of relativity"

" Yukina, I hate you with all my heart and soul, hold still so I can slash you with my spirit sword,"

" Hiei I think we should put aside our differences, and become the best of friends,"

" Hey, Kurama, will you please do a lap dance for me,"

" Yusuke, you know that cutting class is irresponsible,"

" hmmm.. I wonder if I'd look good in a dress"

" Hey sis, I traded my honor and dignity for this pack of spearmint bubblegum, aren't you proud of me"

" I wish I could cats and all that associate with them"

" You know Koenma, you look cute when you're angry"

" I wish I was attractive, or at least manly"

" hmmm which looks better on me, coral pink or true blue,"

" hey Botan, what's it like being a ditz,"

" o lord I think I forgot to change my underwear,"

Hey end of chapter 2 Kuwabara, hoped you liked this one, remember, THESE ARE THINGS HE'D NEVER SAY, EVER!

Next victim: Kurama