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News! I have posted the first two chapters of DeCaff! Whoo! Read it. Or else. And it would be great if you'd review.

LMR- Me? Becoming a Gabby shipper? Just a bit. But DeCaff will have a VERY McAbby scene in it.


Caitlin Todd was drunk. She rarely got drunk. That wasn't to say she didn't drink, though. She would often have some wine a dinner or, sometimes, a beer. But never more than one glass or one bottle. She did not like being drunk. The last time she had been totally drunk, she had wound up with a tattoo. Over the years she had grown fond of it, but that was besides the point.

Actually, she wasn't drunk., she was very, very, very, drunk. And she was with Tony.

An empty bottle of wine lay near them, and in their hands each had a half empty bottle of vodka. Well, Kate had vodka. Tony had tequila.

"I never…" Kate couldn't under stand the rest of what Tony said so she took a drink, just in case.

He stared at her and she shrugged.

"I never kissed Gibbs!" Kate said and neither took a drink.

"I've never kissed someone Name Kate, or Tony!" Tony laughed. Neither took a drink, "never mind, I've never played 'I never'"

Both drank.

"I've never taken oreos from a trucker!" Kate suggested and took a drink. Tony was surprised, "He was an Oreo trucker, you see, and me and my friends were in the car next to him and were we at a red light and waving and we were interacting, so he gave us Oreos." She explained.

Both begun laughing.

"Hey!" Kate looked at her phone, "Abby's calling!"

Tony lunged at her phone, even though he but sitting next to her. "'Ello?" He asked.


TBC…